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Z.Kite- It sounds like you are overworked and underpaid. But never fear, come Pesach and you’ll recharge those batteries. Until then, I suggest an IV with a coffee drip.
CAD- My rebbetzin also streightens up before amigo comes- she feels amigo won’t respect the house and clean as well. Maybe she’s right. Gracias – Manyana!
vet-I thought maybe brillo would be ok.
As for my cleaning lady- she no comprende.
She charges muchos dinaros.
Enohok-is Mod on track? Cuz now I’m really lost.
I think I’d rather break my head on a blatt gemarah and leave this one for the lefties.
Sorry buddy, you lost me there. Maybe some smart lefty out there can explain it to me.
There is a bidding war going on to build a tunnel connecting England and France. The first few contractors submit their bid at around a billion dollars each. The next few undercut them by a few %. And the bidding war is on. Comes along Moshe’s construction-“no job too big or too small tm”-and places a bid for 10 million dollars. They are incredulous. They call in Moshe and ask him to explain how he can do for 10m what everyone else expects to cost a billion. “Simple” he explains. All these other people come with fancy shmancy degrees and certificates. They need to hire engineers to make sure that when they dig on either side of the channel it will mesh exactly. I, on the other hand, just place Yankel on one side of the channel , Chain on the other, they motion to each other, if it looks ok, two thumbs up is the signal and the crew begins to dig.” “But what if the digging is not aligned and you miss each other?”
“No problem-Than you get 2 tunnels for the price of 1”
We got rid of our coffee table because my wife does not drink coffee. We replaced it with a decaffeinated table.
A mashal: This professor hands out test papers to his class with clear instruction that all students must hand in their papers before the bell rings. One moment later and you fail. The bell goes off and one student is still furiously scribbling answers. The professor approaches him and notifies him that he just flunked. “Do you know who I am?” says the student indignantly. “I do not know, nor do I care who you are” was his sharp reply, ” you failed the test”. “You mean to tell me you really don’t know who I am?” repeated the student. “Yes, I really don’t know”. “Great” said the student, “in that case…” and promptly slid his test paper into the class’s pile.
As an individual, we may not merit to have our tefilos answered, but the combined power of a tzibur is awesome.
Any ideas on how to clean the sockets?
enahak-Ok explain it in one SHORT paragraph or less. What is it, how does it pertain to me, and why are you the only person on mother earth that knows about this.
s2021-professional boxing has been known to cause jaw pain. You may want to ease off a bit until the symptoms subside.
enahak What happened to all that nonsense about semitic genocide in Europe? You’re finally making sense. Did you stop taking the good stuff?
dancinggirl
Im equally obsessed. Just a tip zman comes out once a month so don’t knock yourself out every week unless you need the exercise.
BTW, I’m a new member here. Loved all the posts, so I decided to join in.
Getting back to the original topic-Let him know that statistically, most people do not die after 120, so he/she should be safe.