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What will your children say is the most important to you?
Where is “always here’????
She isn’t here now.
Sounds like my father. Whenever he’s in a store, people come over to ask questions. even in stores where all the workers where a certain dress code(ex. black and black, tan and black…) and my father is just wearing his reg. white shirt, people always approach him. I guess he also has such a sign on his head.
I was once running late and none of my shirts were ironed so I took one of my brothers shirts that had just come from the cleaners. I didn’t even think this might be a prob. Is it really bad?
I yearn for Yerushalayim but if I can’t be there, there’s no place like…. home!!!!!!(BP, of course.)
What type of setting?
I don’t work so on fridays I cook and clean in the mornings. When everyone comes home, we eat lunch and get ready taking showers…
pizza!!!!
i just finished mine!
For shells- shell station is the place.
I don’t know which other stores are online. Sorry!!!
I never said to over do it but if one has the money, i think its ok to have a nice house, car…- not to the point of the extreme though. If it will make people turn their heads to look that is bad. It can also attract an ayin hara.chas v’shalom
I feel bad for the bus drivers. I hate going to work on sundays on chanukah cuz everyone else is partying.(B”H I don’t have to often but when i do i hate leaving all the family together.)
She is correct but I still like nice things.
I went in cuz my aunt like always shops there and her kids liik so cute in the sweaters but I didn’t see anything special there. Everything was so overpriced! I usually shop in BP and they are alot too but this was ridiculous! I mean, a plain vneck for a little girl= $49or something like that.
I liked( x loved) it but now, I only listen to it sometimes. I personally think the video was a little weird though it was well done.
Hey shtick! nice to hear that you realized I was gone. I try to stop by as often as I can to say Hi but not too often cuz im b’h very busy.
See ya another time!
We bought in J & R. They sometimes have amazing sales in this dept. It’s worth it to tlookk at their ad before going elsewhere.
Count me out!!!
I don’t have the patience to sit and knit.( I don’t really like to sit and do anything for too long.)
His favorite supper is a good thought. Also, I would probably Send the kids to play by a neighbor and keep a cake and balloons hidden there and when they come home, they should bring everything with them.( depends on the ages of the kids, though.)
WB!
And also to Peerimsameach!
MOst do not pay enough to live off of. If there is no parental support, your wife will probably have to work.
( if she does, please don’t leave your kids with a goyishe babysitter!!!!! Please!!!! there are too many kids being brought up by spanish babysitters)
I didn’t used to wear it, but I think I heard the company was sold to an Israeli firm, so now I do sometimes buy their things. Correct me if I’m wrong.
Just make sure your fun isn’t harmful/dangerous.
I think a better way to enhance the CR would be to get a tray of nice hot danishes daily, with some cheese/vanilla rugalach for everyone to enjoy!
P.S. the only rule is…..
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You must post that day to partake in the goodies!
hearty appetite!
I always looked forward to new albums coming out from my favorite singers but now I just listen to whatever is put on by my siblings cuz I don’t have the same excitement for music like I used too. I just use it to help keep my mind occupied while im working so i don’t jump from thing to thing.
If I say about my families preferences, maybe Shomrim will get this thread deleted cuz there is too much ‘private’ info being given.
I just want to warmly welcome all new users to the CR- enjoy your journey!
very nice story-I think I heard this somewhere else too.
thanks Goq- I don’t get back very often but every few weeks I like to check back in on my old friends.
I b’h had power all week but I know people who didn’t have power and since the kids x have school anyway, they moved into his parents in Boro Park and had a mini vacation! Lucky them!
I once heard its dangerous to eat too much of something really spicy very often. I dont know where I heard it so im not saying its for sure true but it might be!
Mine is really tricky- Bu roe par k gurl
make sure to ask if the boy/girl snores ‘before’ getting engaged orelse you’re stuck for life!!!!!! 🙂
disgusting on their part. period.
This is my first post in a while-
but one idea i use to feel full longer is i try to chew my food well before swallowing. It really helps because the stomach can process each bite before the next one. don’t know how this helps but i know that it works.
I really thought it was ridiculous.
my sisters friend sent it to her first and she wasn’t sure what to make out of it, so I had to explain how hashem isn’t basing parnassah on text messages but rather on our ma’asim and our mazel on Rosh Hashana.
I probably would be annoyed but I would know that I asked for it. Its just that when it happens its in the morning and i would be half asleep and when i would ask for it, it would be at night when I’m wide awake.
also there’s a difference between pouring water and spraying water. a few shpritzes aren’t as bad as a cup of water being poured.
I think its perfectly normal for people to examine a new person who passes them by whether in the street or in a store. I don’t think they should be staring but I also look people up and down when I see them just to examine them in my mind and see if anything is familiar about them(i.e. I know their sister, they have the same shoes as my friend..) I try to look at people not in a condescending way, but yes I do give a good look.
Two sefarim fell out of our sefarim shank!! Our house was shaking and we all ran out to the street. It was terrifying!!!!!!!!!
There was a farmer who raised watermelons. He was doing pretty well but he was disturbed by some local kids who would sneak into his watermelon patch at night and eat his watermelons.
After some careful thought he comes up with a clever idea that he thinks will scare the kids away for sure. So he makes up a sign and posts it in the field. The next day the kids show up and they see this sign, which says, “Warning, one of the watermelons in this field has been injected with cyanide.”
So the kids run off and make up their own sign, which they post next to the sign that the farmer made. The farmer shows up the next day to look over his field. He notices that no watermelons are missing but he notices a new sign next to his. He drives over to the sign and takes a look.
It says,” Now there are two”.
Kids – Excuse Notes
Excuse Notes (Allegedly Original, including spelling)
My son is under a doctor’s care and should not take P.E. today. Please execute him.
Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick and I had her shot.
Dear School: Please ekscuse John being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, and also 33.
Please excuse Roland from P.E. for a few days. Yesterday he fell out of a tree and misplaced his hip.
John has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his face.
Megan could not come to school today because she has been bothered by very close veins.
Chris will not be in school cus he has an acre in his side.
Please excuse Jimmy for being. It was his father’s fault.
I kept Billie home because she had to go Christmas shopping because I don’t know what size she wear.
Please excuse Jennifer for missing school yesterday. We forgot to get the Sunday paper off the porch, and when we found it Monday, we thought it was Sunday.
Sally won’t be in school a week from Friday. We have to attend her funeral.
Please excuse Jason for being absent yesterday. He had a cold and could not breed well.
Q. Why did the man put his money in the freezer?
A. He wanted cold hard cash!
Q. What do prisoners use to call each other?
A. Cell phones.
Q. Why do sea-gulls fly over the sea?
A. Because if they flew over the bay they would be bagels!
I did Morah Music with my small charges.(We had a blast!!)
fresh baked oatmeal cookies- then vegetable soup anf fried fish and mashed potatoes
A visitor to a college campus paused to admire the new Hemingway Hall. “It’s a pleasure to see a building named for Ernest Hemingway.”
“Actually,” said the guide, “it’s named for Joshua Hemingway. No relation.”
“Oh? Was Joshua Hemingway a writer also?”
“Yes, indeed. He wrote a check.”
In a kindergarten in California, a teacher asks three children what they do after recess. The teacher asks Sally what she did at recess. Sally said she played in the sandbox. The teacher says “If you can spell “sand” on the blackboard, I’ll give you a cookie.” Sally spells Sand gets her cookie.
The teacher then asks Tim what he did during recess. He said he played in the sandbox with Sally. The teacher says “If you can spell “box” on the blackboard, I’ll give you a cookie.” He spells box and gets his cookie.
The teacher then asks Mohammad what he did at recess. He said he tried to play with Sally and Tim in the sandbox, but they threw stones at him. The teacher says “That sounds like blatant racial discrimination to me. OK, if you can spell “blatant racial discrimination” on the blackboard I’ll give you a cookie”
A boy was in trouble so he had too go to bed early. He got in bed and asked his dad for a glass of water, so his dad brought him a glass.
Five minutes later the boy called down too his dad, ”can I have another glass of water?”
So, his dad brought him up one. Five minutes later the boy called back down too his dad saying ”can I have another glass of water?”
His dad said NO, if you ask me one more time I’m going too come up there and spank you.
Five minutes later the boy called down, ”on your way up too spank me can you bring me a glass of water?
I didn’t read through all twenty pages before posting this so forgive me if it was already posted.
Tom, Dick and Harry went to a party. After the party they returned to the hotel. The hotel was 600 stories high.
Unfortunately for them, the elevator was not working. They made a plan for the first 200 stories, Tom will crack jokes.
The second 200 stories Dick will tell a happy story and lastly Harry will tell a sad story.They then started up the steps
After 2 hours it was Harry’s turn. He turned to the other two and said “Ok guys, here’s my sad story. I forgot the keys downstairs.
Not true!!
I can draw a six! Start at the center and go outward-so are doing it clockwise.( I know people who make their sixes like this when they write)