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    Oh, and here’s a little spoof on “What I’m Looking For”:

    Although I myself am a young-looking 97 year old man with 3 teeth, I am looking for a tall, slender, elegant woman who knows exactly when I want her to talk and when I feel like stuffing her mouth with a sock. A woman who loves to cook, clean and entertain many diverse guests, as well as travel, sew, hike, go camping, sing opera, and go bungy-jumping, because as you know, those traits usually go together. I would like to have children of my own even though I’m 97, and I’m not sure if I want to relocate from my thatch-hut in Pompeii at this time. Are you the one for me? E-mail me, and let’s go on that mystical, joyous,spirital road as one unit!

    in reply to: Text Lingo Weirdness #974854
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    Predict!! That’s what it’s called.

    WIY: I’m an editor and didn’t notice mistakes,so I guess you fixed ’em.

    in reply to: Kapparos #1101079
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    We use nice, clean money. I’m petrified of live chickens.

    in reply to: Yom Kippur's length #974901
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    Oh, and find a shul where they sing all the beautiful haunting/joyful tunes…..it literally helps enhance one’s concentration and fervor. Also, try to daven where you feel somewhat connected to the people around you, because we pray in plural after all. Hope at least one of these ideas helps!!

    in reply to: Yom Kippur's length #974900
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    Keep telling yourself you will take a break in 20 minutes….when the 20 minutes is up, say “you know what, I can do another 15 mts. THEN I’m going out….” Do that in short increments of time until you really can’t sit/stand any longer….then refresh yourself quickly and go back in….Your entire year depends on it….

    in reply to: Text Lingo Weirdness #974852
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    unique: Like let’s say I want to text someone, “I’m cooking now”. So if I had that thing turned on, as soon as I type “c” it will give me other words I’ve typed previously starting with “c” (maybe only if one pauses, not sure)….So if I don’t pay attention, my friend might get a text that says “I’m cool-aid now” you get it?

    in reply to: Lulav and Esrog Case #974679
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    Anyone know where to buy PINE Schach?

    in reply to: What Marriage means to you in 5 words #974957
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    WIY: Amein!!!! V’chein L’mar (is that how its said?)

    in reply to: A life worth living #976518
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    funnybone, you are referring to the OP,correct?

    in reply to: Text Lingo Weirdness #974849
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    Burnt Steak: what DOES that mean?

    I got “yo bro”…a greeting of sorts,right?

    in reply to: Text Lingo Weirdness #974848
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    thanks everyone!

    and isn’t it funny when people use the word memory thing and the text comes out crazy-sounding?

    in reply to: When you give Tzedaka before Yom Kippur… #974543
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    Thank you, oomis and refuah shleima to Dov Nechemiah Hakohen ben Rochel Chaya Sarah….chemo is tough, may Hashem give strength.

    in reply to: What Marriage means to you in 5 words #974955
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    Will you change the baby? (5)

    This button fell off again.(5)

    JUST JOKING!!

    It means: I Am Here For You….

    in reply to: When you give Tzedaka before Yom Kippur… #974541
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    And my friend Esther Rochel bas Faiga who has spent 90% of the last 10 years in and out of hospitals. It’s not a life!!

    in reply to: Rudeness #974685
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    this name: Didn’t you mean “teshuva” where you wrote “yeshiva”?

    toi: funny and…delicious?!

    Syag: I agree!

    SaysMe: Like the kid who wrote his parents “shik gelt” and the mother “heard” it as a heartfelt plea, while the father “heard” it as a bold demand….

    in reply to: When I was younger I thought…Now I realize that…. #1023353
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    When I was younger I thought the EMES always reveals itself eventually, like in books or films. After what I had to absorb today, I know you can be on your best behavior, and be accused of horrible, untrue things, regardless. Now I realize that only Hashem decides which decade or century the truth will be revealed in 🙂

    in reply to: All Respectful Opinions Welcome #974616
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    Thank you so much for all the respectful replies!

    A lot of angles were addressed, and the thread stayed intelligent.

    Hurray for the CR!!

    in reply to: A life worth living #976516
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    Today someone who was against my divorce randomly sent me a slew of extremely abusive messages, including sending me a link to a mental illness website as the final email!

    The injustice of such unprovoked hurt sent me reeling.

    I did not respond, however, because it’s useless: no logic there,just hate for me.

    So my thought here is : NEVER LET ABUSIVE PEOPLE DETERMINE YOUR VALUE, OR ALLEGED VALUELESSNESS!!!

    in reply to: So We Should Feel Foolish #974781
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    I feel a little foolish for popping in here and there, but it’s still better than no resolution at all! Okay, gonna try again , for a longer stretch.

    —live right: great memory!!

    in reply to: Drinking away a bad date #974303
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    Toi: “for you”- you mean that generally I hope!

    Anyway, it may “always be there”, but the people you repel/neglect/hurt along the way won’t always be hanging around…eventually, it will be JUST you… and your friend, the bottle.

    in reply to: Are You Near To Far (Rock)? #974269
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    oomis: curiosity

    in reply to: Why do yeshivas allow smoking? #974255
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    Toi: Interesting question….If “Harry” is derogatory in any way, which it seems, then the answer is a resounding no!

    Whatever else I’m tempted to reply, I won’t.

    in reply to: Avraham Fried's new CD #974121
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    It’s a very nice CD, and you can relax and not feel guilty listening because none of the tunes were “borrowed” from unholy sources….I like ALL music, but some songs sound strangely familiar these days….I’m an amateur composer/lyricist, and I don’t see the need to literally copy stuff….

    in reply to: When I was younger I thought…Now I realize that…. #1023339
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    By the way, what year DOES middle age officially start ANYway?

    in reply to: When I was younger I thought…Now I realize that…. #1023338
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    Had to visit the CR one more time before yom tov….When I was younger, I didn’t always think I was especially pretty (few teens do!), now that I’m almost 100 years old, I think:what a pity to realize you lookED good, only AFTER you don’t look like that anymore! But middle age does come with a sort of content countenance and its own glow…I think. I hope? Grasping at straws here:)

    in reply to: Are You Near To Far (Rock)? #974264
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    Hard to stay away:) I guess I will be eating my birthday cake (made out of broccoli or spinach of course) all by myself then…

    in reply to: Why do yeshivas allow smoking? #974245
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    Snuck back in (tho I resolved not til after Sukkos) to set the record straight.The mesivta/bais medrash several of my boys attend have strongly enforced No Smoking from the very beginning. If you are caught with a cigarette you are literally suspended. And you don’t come back “like it’s nothing”,either!

    in reply to: So We Should Feel Foolish #974779
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    Okay, time for me to try this again until after Sukkos, bli neder. Too many even-more-important things to take care of in a timely fashion. Thank you, CR friends, have the best yom tov EVER!

    in reply to: Yom Kippur and Atheists #974081
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    oy1: you know that each ring signifies a year, right?

    in reply to: Girls' Gown Gemach #974107
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    Far Rockaway has beautiful gowns…Safier, I think.

    in reply to: Are You Near To Far (Rock)? #974256
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    Hmmm?

    in reply to: Succah Gemach #973549
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    Isn’t there something called Succah Shadchan?

    in reply to: Yom Kippur and Atheists #974077
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    lakewood001: If a tree (not a sapling) was created during the first week of creation, fully grown, with say, 100 xiphoid rings/layers, how can scientists be THE ONLY ONES WHO DETERMINE ITS AGE? So the alleged age of anything can’t be solely based on scientifc criteria. Do you agree?

    in reply to: Midlife Crisis. #974786
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    Believe it or not, the original Chicken Soup for the Soul books contain pages and pages of true stories(situations that changed from hopeless to miraculous)….I was personally greatly inspired by those stories. But the COMMON DENOMINATOR in all of them is NEVER to give in to despair,and to be open to a positive turn of events SO THAT WHEN IT COMES YOUR WAY, YOU WON’T MISS IT!!!

    in reply to: I love my mirror #973812
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    Ever notice when you’re traveling and stop at one of those restaurant/restroom places….the mirrors make you look horrible? Very bright lights?

    in reply to: Yom Kippur and Atheists #974074
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    Secular Frummy: I specified a smart person who DOES believe so he/she can THEN discuss the matter.

    in reply to: Is the Talmud Roundabout? #974356
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    It’s supposed to be involving….in its discussions many relevant lessons are learned.

    in reply to: Gan Eden & Gehenim #1097995
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    It wasn’t a waste because Hashem doesn’t do dumb things. Ever. You just don’t know WHY you spent so much time on all that – YET.

    In the meantime, pursue your dreams without wasting time NOW, and don’t dwell on what can’t be fixed.

    in reply to: Yom Kippur and Atheists #974063
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    Yungerman: Try this. Whom do you know in real life that you think is very smart? Whom do you admire? Do THEY believe? Talk to them, and ask them why.

    in reply to: Gan Eden & Gehenim #1097992
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    Lost: Please go to Aish.com and look in the archives for Rabbi Noach Weinberg’s video lectures. Short, palatable, and will bring you to a genuine LOVE of G-d which is another deterrent of sin. Fear of G-d will come, in due time. First we have Rosh Hashana to recognize Hashem….only then can we possibly prepare for Yom Kippur. Look at how a bunch of anonymous posters care about you. Wanna know how Hashem feels towards you? Multiply this by a zillion!

    in reply to: Drinking away a bad date #974300
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    May I hypothesize for a moment?[Don’t get all irked; you can ignore me completely:)]And let’s say you marry the girl of your dreams, and you two get into a stressful argument. Again, the bottle? And your boss criticizes you in front of a co-worker. The bottle? Coping skills ARE WORTH GOLD! Lots of ways to attain them.

    in reply to: How to enforce Tznius guidelines in a Kehillah #976116
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    oomis: Nice! (Are you a rebitzen? I’m asking seriously.)

    in reply to: Yom Kippur and Atheists #974049
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    Rav Amnon Yitzchok has an incredibly CLEAR way of explaining these concepts.

    in reply to: The "I Need Positive Attention" Thread #973531
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    WIY: Thanks!

    no1: Temporary hurt or frustration is part of life. Not staying STUCK is a gift Hashem gave me, for which I am eternally grateful.

    in reply to: How to enforce Tznius guidelines in a Kehillah #976115
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    And those who suggested that the Rebitzen approach the women were making a lot of sense, too. But the success of that would depend entirely on how much those women look up to her.

    in reply to: How to enforce Tznius guidelines in a Kehillah #976114
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    I will clarify: You would not be REMOVING yourself as if it’s a penalty, you would just be accepting “defensive living”. If another car on the road is being driven by a crazy maniac,I am not going to start teaching him how to drive safely because he clearly isn’t interested. I will get out of harm’s way, FOR MY OWN SAKE. There will always be poor drivers on the road, and there will always be TZNIUSDIG people attending all the shiurim on tznius, while the others struggle and cause others to struggle at the same time.

    in reply to: How to enforce Tznius guidelines in a Kehillah #976101
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    A person can only control his/her OWN actions. If davening there disturbs your davening or your thoughts, not much choice but to daven elsewhere. Even the Rov can’t “control” how the women dress.

    Am I wrong?

    in reply to: How do I make myself unlikeable? #974832
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    And general rule: Never flirt or “play” with the vulnerable. Then you won’t have to make yourself unlikeable post-facto.

    in reply to: How do I make myself unlikeable? #974831
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    Smell. Who can stand that?

    in reply to: Improv: Online #975951
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    Moderator: Now that Celia’s gone, I can THINK. Alex, this session is about you, not me. I have a degree in LIFE EXPERIENCE. I got the job because I’m married to the owner of this joint–uh–facility.

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