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January 25, 2011 1:36 pm at 1:36 pm in reply to: why did eclipse leave? #731648

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ChayavBoy,it’s me.I tried really hard to abstain from “coffee”…it’s harder than I thought!

January 25, 2011 1:33 pm at 1:33 pm in reply to: Just The Way You Are #731629

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amichai,I am not the one saying those things.

If anything,I am soooo hard on myself,a tzadik once told me:For you,Yom Kippur is enough!

Meaning,I didn’t have to introspect as critically/often.

January 25, 2011 1:30 pm at 1:30 pm in reply to: I Have A Rude Mirror #731792

eclipse
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twiggy…right on!

everyone thanks for the morning laughs!

January 25, 2011 1:28 pm at 1:28 pm in reply to: Why my presence here is sporadic #732257

eclipse
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Good idea.

How about “a rule a day will help haifa-girl stay”?

Grammar Rule For Today:

??????

January 25, 2011 1:25 pm at 1:25 pm in reply to: I'm down to the green rind…finally! #731655

eclipse
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Hello,I stopped FOR 3 WHOLE DAYS!!

January 25, 2011 3:58 am at 3:58 am in reply to: An Ache a Day Keeps Illusions Away! #731461

eclipse
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keep it cryptic,please!:)

January 25, 2011 2:51 am at 2:51 am in reply to: Fairly Clean Comedies #731944

eclipse
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you picked the best,for sure!

January 25, 2011 2:47 am at 2:47 am in reply to: For The Second Time In My Life… #732007

eclipse
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yoyo…I was not disgusting to anyone,I assure you.What makes you think I was?

January 25, 2011 12:59 am at 12:59 am in reply to: All New Screen Name Directory #731302

eclipse
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A doctor:bigshot(get it?shot?)

A lawyer:TIRCHAK

An Indian Chief:”I take that back”

A housewife:messed up

A cleaning lady:Extra Pockets

A teacher:classy

Poster/Anon-for-this/Individual:Generic Brand

January 25, 2011 12:53 am at 12:53 am in reply to: Writing A Comedy:What Scenario Do You Find Funniest?? #731853

eclipse
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Just stumbled on 1950s clips of an Elaine May and …Nichols?

Very funny!

January 24, 2011 10:57 pm at 10:57 pm in reply to: engagements #734021

eclipse
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Some people stop talking to each other after they get married!It’s called chairem d’GERUSHIN…No,I didn’t mean d’rabeinu gershom.

January 24, 2011 10:53 pm at 10:53 pm in reply to: Name That Author #731264

eclipse
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bbubbee,beware the KGB!

January 24, 2011 10:51 pm at 10:51 pm in reply to: A Tree Grows In Brooklyn,A Watermelon in Flatbush… #731522

eclipse
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Derech…ha ha!

January 24, 2011 10:50 pm at 10:50 pm in reply to: This weeks Yated- teaching Savlanus (and other Midos) in #731860

eclipse
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I started learning the sefer Haser Kaas Mileebcha.It answers all of the above questions!

January 24, 2011 10:47 pm at 10:47 pm in reply to: Is It My Imagination?Or… #735140

eclipse
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I guess I’m not on the rude threads.

January 24, 2011 9:38 pm at 9:38 pm in reply to: why did eclipse leave? #731637

eclipse
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twiggy,I took your good advice!

January 24, 2011 9:28 pm at 9:28 pm in reply to: Name That Author #731262

eclipse
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too?

January 24, 2011 9:23 pm at 9:23 pm in reply to: rich zivug #731576

eclipse
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money comes

money goes

Who gets to keep it

only Hashem knows

January 24, 2011 8:54 pm at 8:54 pm in reply to: Name That Author #731260

eclipse
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bbubee,authoress?:)

January 24, 2011 8:48 pm at 8:48 pm in reply to: Not Much Use In Being Watermelon! #731174

eclipse
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Oy,I’m so unclear.I meant that eclipse sounds classier than—-was that a yawn there?—never mind!

January 24, 2011 8:45 pm at 8:45 pm in reply to: Not Much Use In Being Watermelon! #731173

eclipse
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Smartcookie,thanks!And don’t worry!

January 24, 2011 8:40 pm at 8:40 pm in reply to: Poetry Thread #833853

eclipse
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Tell Howie,Chayav’s counseling session is over,and he is next.

January 24, 2011 8:24 pm at 8:24 pm in reply to: Fess Up, Do you have previous name? #1114799

eclipse
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HUH?

It wasn’t today,that’s for sure.

And how could someone lie about their time here??

January 24, 2011 8:20 pm at 8:20 pm in reply to: Show off your talents! #1005443

eclipse
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BPT,SOME TIPS?

January 24, 2011 7:48 pm at 7:48 pm in reply to: Fess Up, Do you have previous name? #1114795

eclipse
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she used to be always THERE,now she’s HERE

January 24, 2011 7:47 pm at 7:47 pm in reply to: Not Much Use In Being Watermelon! #731170

eclipse
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I like “classy” but right now I feel like a watermelon in real life,so i will enjoy my pretend image…:)

January 24, 2011 6:31 pm at 6:31 pm in reply to: socializing #731985

eclipse
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For working from home,I call finishing my sentences and being validated for my observations of life–socializing.

Maybe when I get a babysitter one fine day,I will have higher expectations!

January 24, 2011 6:26 pm at 6:26 pm in reply to: A Tree Grows In Brooklyn,A Watermelon in Flatbush… #731518

eclipse
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Check out brand-new thread.

January 24, 2011 6:23 pm at 6:23 pm in reply to: Name That Author #731258

eclipse
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You’re right!

I read the cover wrong!

January 24, 2011 6:21 pm at 6:21 pm in reply to: New Posters = Old Posters??? #755702

eclipse
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Radical!

January 24, 2011 6:20 pm at 6:20 pm in reply to: Fess Up, Do you have previous name? #1114790

eclipse
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I thought if someone wrote a book called “The Life of Eclipse” I could pose as Watermelon and move to Venezuela.

January 20, 2011 2:47 am at 2:47 am in reply to: BE A TREND-SETTER #729960

eclipse
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me 2!I just thought of these examples to get posters “idea juice” going….

January 20, 2011 2:46 am at 2:46 am in reply to: I'd like the news not the weather…but I can't tell you! #729956

eclipse
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food projectiles!!

January 20, 2011 2:44 am at 2:44 am in reply to: men and women after a divorce #732713

eclipse
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1.I have children and that would really embarrass them.

2.I am not looking to remarry at this point.

3.My sheitl is nicer anyway.

January 20, 2011 2:41 am at 2:41 am in reply to: Chayav: Bochur turned Bubby? #733602

eclipse
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Thank you,fellow posters.

January 20, 2011 2:38 am at 2:38 am in reply to: Who's going to want to marry me? #730224

eclipse
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My relative with mental illness had married bliss for many years.His spouse had infinite patience,that’s all.

Can you marry just anyone? No.

Do you think Hashem is stumped by that? No.

You deserve to be happy,and you will be!

January 20, 2011 2:35 am at 2:35 am in reply to: Who Cares? Big Deal! Get A Life! Move On Already! #729968

eclipse
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Here are more…

So what’s your point exactly?

I have noooo idea what you just said.

January 19, 2011 11:49 pm at 11:49 pm in reply to: Worst Chore #731703

eclipse
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Bezalel,ever open the freezer and almost get killed by those frozen missiles?

I don’t get cases anymore!

January 19, 2011 11:46 pm at 11:46 pm in reply to: BE A TREND-SETTER #729957

eclipse
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Example:An all-new expression for being cold to a guest/client:

“ICE AIN’T NICE”

Or,an all-new discreet way to remind a friend to stop blabbing before they get themselves in (more) trouble:

“Close the door,my friend:)”

An acceptable curse:

“oh,klala!”

January 19, 2011 11:37 pm at 11:37 pm in reply to: What does it take to break a friendship? #730019

eclipse
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same idea.

January 19, 2011 11:34 pm at 11:34 pm in reply to: Becoming an Askan #730096

eclipse
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You EVOLVE into one by being a do-er by nature,usually with z’rizus and a “way” with people.

January 19, 2011 11:32 pm at 11:32 pm in reply to: I'd like the news not the weather…but I can't tell you! #729954

eclipse
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It’s a meal where guests eat and talk.Just most of us SWALLOW FIRST.

Target idea cute,too bad I can’t use it!

January 19, 2011 11:29 pm at 11:29 pm in reply to: Substitute Words For Unprintables #730781

eclipse
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dunno-kidding or serious?

January 19, 2011 11:25 pm at 11:25 pm in reply to: Good Movie Idea Inspired by the coffeeroom #729919

eclipse
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daytime rehearsals please!

January 19, 2011 11:24 pm at 11:24 pm in reply to: Worst Chore #731698

eclipse
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ironing;I hang about 50% of the laundry to dry so no wrinkles.

January 19, 2011 9:30 pm at 9:30 pm in reply to: Substitute Words For Unprintables #730774

eclipse
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Will pass it on!:)

January 19, 2011 9:27 pm at 9:27 pm in reply to: Who Cares? Big Deal! Get A Life! Move On Already! #729962

eclipse
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that too!

January 19, 2011 9:17 pm at 9:17 pm in reply to: Chayav: Bochur turned Bubby? #733597

eclipse
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Hide yes.Lie?

January 19, 2011 9:03 pm at 9:03 pm in reply to: General Shmooze 4 #1100829

eclipse
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But Polite,Too

January 19, 2011 8:46 pm at 8:46 pm in reply to: The Word Chain Game – Nov 4th Game #1110181

eclipse
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so much for that
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