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  • in reply to: Why should a first date be 3 hours long? #733354
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    coffeefan,you have the CUTEST way of disagreeing!:)

    in reply to: Que Sera Sera…. #733031
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    guardmytongue,you’re the only one who followed the exact “instructions” to fill in the end of the line.

    #3 Country Yossi”…it’s gonna happen anyway”

    Since I’m sick anyway,here are more:

    a.”Did ya hear the news?Guess……”

    b.”You are the sun,you are……..”

    c.”Won’t you shed a tear for……”

    d.”Open your heart,Hashem……”

    e.”Return again,return again,return to…..”

    in reply to: Limericks! #1221477
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    I just got hung up on

    Boy was that rude

    I hate the way hats

    Treat an innocent snood.

    in reply to: The Soton Is Back… #733051
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    Health,I just re-read your post,sorry.

    You have a point;and I do ask for practical advice on a regular basis.

    I would also like to mention that all the adorable kiddies have been home from school quite often this winter,so it can get leibidig…you get it?

    in reply to: The Word Chain Game – Nov 4th Game #1110257
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    needed immediately

    in reply to: Why do we behave better when we go out in the world? #733005
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    Haleivi,well-put.

    But why do people think if you love people “anyway” you can mistreat them?

    in reply to: Please List All The Nightmares You Could Bring On Yourself #736553
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    Decided against the experiment.

    in reply to: Do Your Plans Fall Through?Harbay Shloochim Lamakom #732989
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    Well,special Shabbos get-away didn’t pan out,got sick instead.Gam Zu le’tovah…time to go to Plan B: Spending a calm Shabbos with the kids.I think I talk too much,virtually anyway!

    Ever hear that crazy song?”You talk too much,I wish you’d shut up…”Somehow,that passes as a song.

    in reply to: what do YOU drink on a date? #733169
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    Doesn’t soda cause burps?

    in reply to: Thread…. Therapy? #733006
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    So…..What is the price of tea in China?

    in reply to: My entire week was about PLAN B #732987
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    I put money in whenever I get upset!

    in reply to: Nose Job? #733087
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    Hmmm,perhaps!

    in reply to: OTD #735983
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    According to the world at large,it’s ALL your parents’ fault.

    According to the Bais Din Shel Maalah,you may TRULY have a very challenging childhood,but we are ALL somewhat responsible for THE CHOICES WE MAKE.

    in reply to: The Soton Is Back… #733050
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    HEALTH:

    IT IS NOT THAT BAD!Boy,I have to be less open on the internet,people jump to conclusions!

    Bbubee:

    I just love you!

    Mike:

    Would you say that to someone in real life?(it’s rather rude)

    Guardyourtongue:

    BEAUTIFULLY WRITTEN.

    in reply to: Rebitzen Pollyanna #733414
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    Out of the mold IS WHAT PEOPLE WANT TODAY.Just notice how the styles get crazier and crazier.

    in reply to: Rebitzen Pollyanna #733413
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    I looooved Pippi Longstocking!But she was a KID.

    I loooooved Mrs.Piggle Wiggle.But she was an old lady.

    See?

    in reply to: intellectual thread #733557
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    Why do people allow “a sharp mind” to make them arrogant or not “tolerate fools”?

    Their INTELLECT is from Hashem,and Hashem giveth and He takes awayeth….

    in reply to: Why should a first date be 3 hours long? #733350
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    the way to get thru it is tell yourself:

    I may have no interest in MARRYING this person,but:

    1.it’s good manners,and a chesed to listen politely

    2.MAYBE I CAN LEARN SOMETHING FROM THIS PERSON

    in reply to: over analyzing #733140
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    Chayav,thankful and overly thankful are not the same thing.

    I saw a subtle condescension of others on dates(was told it’s the unpolished yeshiva bochur thing)….it wasn’t too long before I became the subject of it….v’hamayven ya’vin.

    in reply to: The Very Best You #733398
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    easy to get along with,good team player

    in reply to: Good Morning Mr./Mrs. ….! #733093
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    To Women,a cheerful sing-song “Good morning!”

    To Men,if I see them daily AND THERE IS A CONNECTION(like grocery store owner,bus driver,etc.),a smile and subdued “good morning.”

    If I don’t see them daily,or there is no shaychus-NOTHING.

    in reply to: teenage words #734155
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    Ya think?!

    in reply to: Walk the girl to the door #736108
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    It’s appreciated.

    But Health,no one’s saying “tar and feather the guy”.

    Were you ever with one of your own friends who did something ill-mannered?

    Like,slurped his soup,or gave a huge belch?

    You’re not DROPPING him for that,BUT IT’S STILL A TURN-OFF.

    When you’re dating,you want to gain points,not lose ’em.

    Girls,do you agree?

    in reply to: Rebitzen Pollyanna #733409
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    She doesn’t have to be bald ,scar-faced ,and have only 3 teeth!!

    But she could have ONE of those flaws!

    Alopecia,difficult complexion,or serious dental caries!{You know what I mean)

    Doesn’t everyone have SOMEthing imperfect about them?

    Imperfect-looking people can still be modest,kind, brave, principled, courageous…all the stuff heroes are made of.

    Just tell the artist not to draw a caricature!

    in reply to: Nose Job? #733084
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    I once read a very funny card about that.

    “YOU SEEM TO BE HAPPY ALL THE TIME…YOU OBVIOUSLY HAVE NO IDEA WHAT’S GOING ON”!!

    in reply to: Nose Job? #733083
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    I feel wealthy in that sense,b”h.

    Money may not grow on trees but it is often gone with the wind.

    A smile (even amidst tears) and humor (even amidst challenge)

    is in my opinion G-d’s gift to mankind.

    BUT BEING AWARE OF WHAT IS FLYING IS NOT A S’TIRA.

    in reply to: Is It My Imagination?Or… #735147
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    mewho…is this a satire on tangents or an inside joke?

    in reply to: Mods? Mods? #1107972
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    Same by me.

    in reply to: The Word Chain Game – Nov 4th Game #1110252
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    Available apartments?

    in reply to: Walk the girl to the door #736092
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    Ignorance of chivalry,perhaps?

    Write an article,it can help a lot of people who WANT TO DO IT RIGHT,but just weren’t guided.

    in reply to: Dream Job When I was a kid #733366
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    I can play with one hand,but it’s not “the real thing”.

    in reply to: Dream Job When I was a kid #733365
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    Besides Mommy and teacher,which I b”h got to be…a graceful dancer and piano player–which I didn’t get to be.

    Isn’t there a chazal that says every single person who passes from this world,leaves some dreams unfulfilled?

    in reply to: Do Your Plans Fall Through?Harbay Shloochim Lamakom #732988
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    And sir,how do you feel about that?

    Would you be kind enough to tell our listeners out there,has this ever occurred to you?

    And theeeeree you have it,this is Eclipse reporting live.

    in reply to: Another CR column/category? #732874
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    Tangent Control is needed.

    in reply to: My entire week was about PLAN B #732985
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    Yeah,that’s kinda what happened to me,too!

    My “pushka” did well.

    in reply to: Why do we behave better when we go out in the world? #732998
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    Not consistently bad.:)

    in reply to: Why should a first date be 3 hours long? #733341
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    coffeefan,thanks!

    in reply to: Que Sera Sera…. #733030
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    Does anyone remember the FIRST JEP tape from the 80’s?

    in reply to: what do YOU drink on a date? #733164
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    Raspberry anything is delicious.

    in reply to: Nose Job? #733081
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    deizooger:If I had a dollar for every time that has been said to be I’d be wealthy!!

    I’ve improved,yet our life experiences create who we are,things take time…

    But as we have all learned on this thread, allergies may be the invisible culprit!

    So I took mewho’s advice…googled the little “shadowing” technique…at least if I’m going somewhere where it says “perfect nose required”,I will be prepared!

    in reply to: Source for shivah? #732895
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    I meant how a bad person is mourned for,if at all.

    in reply to: Que Sera Sera…. #733026
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    I search and I wander,lost and alone….JEP,no?

    in reply to: Why should a first date be 3 hours long? #733337
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    Do look at the date!!

    in reply to: what do YOU drink on a date? #733152
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    Never spaghetti

    (in my days,in my city,eating out together was like announcing you were engaged)

    in reply to: Mods? Mods? #1107970
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    u knew I wouldn’t last

    in reply to: Why should a first date be 3 hours long? #733336
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    1.no yawning

    2.no looking at your watch

    3.no looking at the date’s watch

    4.no claiming to be off to grandma’s funeral

    5.Chayav–or to BE GRANDMA

    in reply to: Why do we behave better when we go out in the world? #732996
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    Bottom Line:Be consistent.

    in reply to: Any Ideas For New Forums? #782728
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    How To Do Everything Yourself:story of my life!:)

    in reply to: Nose Job? #733078
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    b”h have plenty of work,just too self-critical

    in reply to: men and women after a divorce #732768
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    the info was sent about an hour ago.

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