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Aries,you and I used to agree on everything,remember?
February 2, 2011 2:11 am at 2:11 am in reply to: Of your Shidduch related decisions what would you change if you could #735816eclipseMemberI think I’ve been too strong for the general public lately.
Well,like I posted a few weeks ago,
soon as this last project (involving the computer) is over,
it’s bye-bye computer,
and bye-bye-cyber-blabbing.
Another month or so—don’t groan so loud!
eclipseMemberDoes anyone know what a real gugel-mugel is?
You mean it’s made up,like Santa?
eclipseMemberwatcha cowled me? a t”ch?huh?you KNOW who you be messin’ wif?
(Don’t worry when my project is over,this computer is being melted and hammered,etc.)
eclipseMemberwhat line?I said a whole megila which scared everyone away!
eclipseMemberApplause!!
eclipseMemberSure!Vy naht??
eclipseMemberThere is a new English sefer out on Kinim, by Rabbi M.M.Oppen.
eclipseMemberSale on Snoods
eclipseMemberIt’s “Jewish and Frum”!
eclipseMemberthey said it’s more challenging
eclipseMemberGood luck following parallel conversations!:)
eclipseMember“Nothing for” as they say in Yinglish
eclipseMemberHe listened to the words,to the tone,and used a little seichel.
I have often wanted to thank him for a kindness that saved my sanity and from being further abused that day.
I am thanking him now.
eclipseMemberIt’s not more L.H.–it’s loshon tov.
After being told I overspent and that we were “going to be eating pareve from now on”,I called the butcher shop–
AND HERE IS MY POINT—
I was in an extremely agitated state of mind at that point.I was neither talking calmly,nor serenely.
“You brought the order late!It’s all warm and drippy!How can I use it?”
Do you know what the wise butcher said to me?
A LESSON FOR EVERYONE.
“Mrs…..,you are usually so pleasant and polite.If you are this upset,don’t worry,bring back the ENTIRE order,and we will give you full credit”.
eclipseMemberEver read Perfectly Imperfect?Or see it performed?
eclipseMemberI left,I left!
eclipseMemberIf what my bochurim told me about horiyos is true,you don’t have TIME for the CR!
eclipseMemberI want to give you an unusual example OF SUPERB SERVICE.
Many years ago,I wanted to get a headstart on all the Rosh Hashana,Yom Kippur,Sukkos cooking.So I ordered the meat and chicken I would need.Keep in mind a sizeable family,ba”h,with a chance of siblings.
It wasn’t often I was “permitted” to possess the Food Stamp Card to shop properly,but on this sunny day,hurray!,he trusted me.
Or so I thought.
Now I was always careful to QUICKLY unpack all the groceries and put them away BEFORE he came home,so he wouldn’t criticize each item and YES,make me RETURN things,etc.
Well,the meat order was supposed to come bright and early in the morning….instead it arrived right before he did.
Needless to say,there was an explosion!
To hear more,tell me you wanna hear the rest!
eclipseMember(all crackly)thanks,all!Goq,always a good word….
February 1, 2011 10:43 pm at 10:43 pm in reply to: Of your Shidduch related decisions what would you change if you could #735815eclipseMemberI guess I misunderstood you.Sorry,Aries.:)And thank you.
eclipseMemberI think putting an agitated person on hold is useless,unless they are about to do 5 mts. of yoga.
JUST LISTEN for a minute or two!!
Then,AFTER they’ve diffused some of that steam….
I’m sorry about that.Let’s see how I can help you here…hmmm.
Whatever you do,try not to make them repeat their story 3 or 4 times–it won’t help them calm down.
eclipseMemberHow about the coffee room 5 STAR AWARD?
eclipseMembers2021…very funny!
eclipseMemberkol hakavod
eclipseMemberI used to be “mechanech” the callers…(cheerfully,of course)
“You meant to say thank you,right?”
“Oh,I’m sorry did we just get disconnected?”(after being hung up on)
(sing-song)”What’s the magic wo-ord?”
eclipseMemberVery good,very good!
eclipseMemberGotta drink more tea,you’re right!
eclipseMemberThanks,Daas!
eclipseMemberCan we revive this fun thread?
eclipseMemberBeing too under-the-weather to be “busy” gave me time to enjoy and appreciate the kiddies even more.Thanks,Hashem.
eclipseMemberyes!good health!!
February 1, 2011 8:26 pm at 8:26 pm in reply to: Of your Shidduch related decisions what would you change if you could #735813eclipseMemberI don’t want to be the last one on here,please someone say something!
eclipseMemberHow many other halfs can one half have??
eclipseMemberBecause people remember hurt for long years,way longer than any compliment.We ALL have to keep that in mind.
eclipseMemberI used to think it meant controversial as in that’s a sticky subject.It means permanent,the blue ones…
eclipseMemberStreet musicians with black marker scrawled on weatherbeaten cardboard box sides
eclipseMemberEver see these flavors?
1.Calorie Winner
2.Filling-Chilling
3.Ishto K’bayso
4.Premature-Pot
5.Guilt Queen
6.Good Scream
7.You Yell
8.Old and Moldy
9.Freezer-Burned
10.Shabbos Calories
eclipseMemberJust what my poor ears needed.(blew the tooth right out!)
eclipseMemberThe OP needs to register for himself,I believe.
eclipseMemberMath?Not me!!
eclipseMemberWhen Ching Woo and Wung Cha look at you
They agree to charge you $22
If you say yes to anything more
Be prepared to add to that $4
If you nod imperceptibly later
Know that your tip just got greater
I never saw anything like it
They get your last penny;they’re psychic!
This is why I’d rather be
Plainer nailed than Hun Chee Chee!
eclipseMemberplenty–can’t quote,don’t know who’s gonna come back to bite me
eclipseMemberThank you,onegoal!You and HaMaphkid can put your $100 suggestions towards his account…Eli,are you listening?
eclipseMemberNo is not a problem.
Rudeness is a problem!
I know how to say No nicely,even though I don’t wear tzitzis!
eclipseMembereating out with a grill cheap,eating out with a girl expensive–ok,leaving,bye.
February 1, 2011 5:57 pm at 5:57 pm in reply to: Of your Shidduch related decisions what would you change if you could #735812eclipseMemberDon’t forget,our cases are very different.
February 1, 2011 5:55 pm at 5:55 pm in reply to: Of your Shidduch related decisions what would you change if you could #735811eclipseMemberAnd Health,they see their father several times a week and every other Shabbos!
Trust me,it’s disruptive,but no one asked me.
February 1, 2011 5:51 pm at 5:51 pm in reply to: Of your Shidduch related decisions what would you change if you could #735810eclipseMemberAries,why do you assume that someone who is afraid to remarry is GENERALLY sad and lacking faith?
Isn’t that making people one-dimensional?
I am considered positive and upbeat by most,just NOT ON THIS SUBJECT.
eclipseMemberLady Hillel
the woman no one in the world can upset
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