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April 1, 2011 3:47 am at 3:47 am in reply to: You Have No Idea #754678

eclipse
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Are plug-ins safe around a 5 year old?

April 1, 2011 3:46 am at 3:46 am in reply to: The Eensy Weensy Spider #755037

eclipse
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The real Jobst-style stockings take 4 years to put on!

I have no patience for that.

Bottom line: What’s reversible? What’s tough luck?(ok,basherte)

April 1, 2011 3:43 am at 3:43 am in reply to: who are the best posters? #830164

eclipse
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deizooger,you were great with the word games,no?

April 1, 2011 3:41 am at 3:41 am in reply to: You Have No Idea #754675

eclipse
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ZeesKite,right now it smells like both!

I wish I had a device that the minute you come in the front door,you get shpritzed with perfume or deoderant–SOMEthing!!

April 1, 2011 3:36 am at 3:36 am in reply to: Horror Stories #755160

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cshapiro,your story is like a ghost…haunting every thread!

“New Baby Formula”…When I was in Tampa…

“Do you like the CR?”….When I was in Tampa….

Just kidding,I’m overtired:)

April 1, 2011 3:28 am at 3:28 am in reply to: The Elegant Shnorrer #756959

eclipse
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Thanks,Itche.

Metrodriver–you can’t imagine how on target you are!

I was seriously considering a free pamphlet idea .

But one of my ideas just hit the market,so I’ll have to think of another targeted audience.

Any suggestions?

April 1, 2011 3:22 am at 3:22 am in reply to: who are the best posters? #830160

eclipse
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Wow,cshapiro,I was holding my breath like the baal koray by Haman’s 10 sons!It’s funny–I must be a true editor ’cause wherever there are no commas,I don’t pause–no periods,I don’t stop!

Exhaaaaaaaaling!

Don’t you just love when people miss your point?:)

April 1, 2011 3:05 am at 3:05 am in reply to: Kamocha…Do You Actually Love Yourself? #754747

eclipse
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Or it spelled absorPtion? Uh oh…

April 1, 2011 3:03 am at 3:03 am in reply to: Kamocha…Do You Actually Love Yourself? #754746

eclipse
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s2021…I don’t think I’m self-absorbed at all.

That’s one thing I’m confident about:I care very much about the happiness of others.

My parents were excellent examples of that.

I just meant:Which feeling is the root of self-absorbtion?

Is it extreme self-love? Or the insecurity that if they don’t care about themselves totally and completely,who will?

April 1, 2011 2:56 am at 2:56 am in reply to: is cr allowed #756926

eclipse
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You put the stick in neutral,and fly.

April 1, 2011 2:53 am at 2:53 am in reply to: i found you #754981

eclipse
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bbubbee,yeah,I’m ordering it from your store.Put it on my cheshbon and enjoy!!

April 1, 2011 2:36 am at 2:36 am in reply to: Would You Comment.. #890838

eclipse
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I think Popa_Bar_Abba’s style is becoming the new CR humor!

Wry, tongue-in-cheek, makes-you-smile funny.

April 1, 2011 2:31 am at 2:31 am in reply to: The Elegant Shnorrer #756956

eclipse
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Pashuteh Yid,thank you.

Thank you ALL,in general!

April 1, 2011 2:27 am at 2:27 am in reply to: Kamocha…Do You Actually Love Yourself? #754744

eclipse
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I have a loud inner critic.

My inner complimenter pipes up here and there,until my inner critic stuffs a rag in its mouth and unrolls the duct tape!

I am learning to pay more attention to the “kol d’mama daka” of the inner complimenter.

April 1, 2011 1:30 am at 1:30 am in reply to: ATT POETRY PEOPLE #1166991

eclipse
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That poem brought tears to my eyes.I’d like to give a copy to one of my children.

April 1, 2011 12:55 am at 12:55 am in reply to: An Old Trick #756850

eclipse
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Perfect,Daas!

Thank you,Bbubee!

April 1, 2011 12:53 am at 12:53 am in reply to: Scared Of The Future #754718

eclipse
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Huh? Observanteen,are you engaged?

April 1, 2011 12:51 am at 12:51 am in reply to: Horror Stories #755149

eclipse
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Too many to mention!

But outrage is meant to become COURAGE…

April 1, 2011 12:36 am at 12:36 am in reply to: is cr allowed #756924

eclipse
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Tell yourselves that for all you know the poster looks like Frankenstein.

April 1, 2011 12:34 am at 12:34 am in reply to: People Who Think They're Above The Law #755532

eclipse
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Are you taller than your Shvigger?

April 1, 2011 12:30 am at 12:30 am in reply to: i found you #754979

eclipse
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Thanks vanilla.But I’m not clear:You know me?

April 1, 2011 12:26 am at 12:26 am in reply to: ATT POETRY PEOPLE #1166989

eclipse
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Now it’s time to say Shalom

Eclipse has more to clean at home

But you know she’ll be back again

With a crazy issue you can mend:)

(Uncle Moishy’s tune)

April 1, 2011 12:21 am at 12:21 am in reply to: What makes you SPECIAL? #756037

eclipse
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I treat all “special” children and adults with tremendous respect because I believe they are high neshomos.

April 1, 2011 12:20 am at 12:20 am in reply to: is cr allowed #756923

eclipse
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No I meant wife…I was copying the joke of the post above mine.

March 31, 2011 9:18 pm at 9:18 pm in reply to: An Old Trick #756844

eclipse
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Thank you,Poster.

I gave my reason very clearly.

It’s the same reason I announce TO MY KIDS that I’m starting my diet.(for the gazillionth time)

It’s embarrassing to go back on your word when you publicize it.

I just told you the truth,the whole truth,and nothing but the truth!

March 31, 2011 8:36 pm at 8:36 pm in reply to: The Elegant Shnorrer #756954

eclipse
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And the pay is like 10 cents a word usually.

March 31, 2011 8:35 pm at 8:35 pm in reply to: The Elegant Shnorrer #756953

eclipse
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I tried those places;they were DISinterested in my pieces of interest!!

March 31, 2011 8:34 pm at 8:34 pm in reply to: An Old Trick #756841

eclipse
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CHOCANDPATIENCE:If you’re made of chocolate,there’s a chance!

Just kidding,I’d rather have patience.

March 31, 2011 8:30 pm at 8:30 pm in reply to: Collections #754629

eclipse
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And a collection of blessings from Hashem,b”h.

March 31, 2011 8:29 pm at 8:29 pm in reply to: Collections #754628

eclipse
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I have a collection of aches and pains!

March 31, 2011 7:12 pm at 7:12 pm in reply to: An Old Trick #756839

eclipse
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Daas…ouch.

March 31, 2011 6:06 pm at 6:06 pm in reply to: An Old Trick #756838

eclipse
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that divide and post is so funny!

March 31, 2011 5:32 pm at 5:32 pm in reply to: i found you #754975

eclipse
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Shrek?

March 31, 2011 5:23 pm at 5:23 pm in reply to: Would You Comment.. #890833

eclipse
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A battle of the wits!!

March 31, 2011 4:57 pm at 4:57 pm in reply to: i found you #754972

eclipse
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i am here,let me give you a little moshol…

I keep getting mail from my bank that whoever opens an account gets $100…when I asked for the reward,they said,”Sorry,YOU ALREADY HAVE AN ACCOUNT WITH US,MA’AM!”

(the fact that there is about 42 cents in my account is not their concern!)

So i am here,you revealed yourself too early,alas…:)

March 31, 2011 4:24 pm at 4:24 pm in reply to: My Que Sera Sera Version…Sing Along! #754641

eclipse
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Never saw it,just heard the song and loooved it.

March 31, 2011 4:23 pm at 4:23 pm in reply to: An Old Trick #756832

eclipse
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Thank you,my dear Aries!

March 31, 2011 4:01 pm at 4:01 pm in reply to: The Eensy Weensy Spider #755032

eclipse
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2 4 6 8! …who don’t we appreciate?

The Nachash,the nachash!

Boooooooo the nachash!

The above song was dedicated to you,always:)

March 31, 2011 3:57 pm at 3:57 pm in reply to: Living With Poppa Is Hard TO Bear #756293

eclipse
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yes,BOTH,and yes,it’s a problem!!

And there will be no further questions,Your Honor.

March 31, 2011 3:30 pm at 3:30 pm in reply to: Would You Comment.. #890829

eclipse
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Never.

March 31, 2011 3:17 pm at 3:17 pm in reply to: Living With Poppa Is Hard TO Bear #756291

eclipse
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1.Mods,I asked for my last 2 posts to be deleted.Please…

2.shlishi:REQUESTING A DIVORCE FROM A NIGHTMARE SITUATION DOES NOT WARRANT LOSING ONE’S KIDS VIA VICIOUS LIES AND CORRUPTION.

Besides,b”h,the older daughter is now doing well,and this one WILL be doing well,iy”h.

3.Worth it?

That is like asking a Holocaust survivor if it was “worth it” to leave Auschwitz only to be stuck in a displaced persons camp for the next few years.

4.THE CHILDREN WERE BEING PHYSICALLY ABUSED.

March 31, 2011 3:10 pm at 3:10 pm in reply to: The Eensy Weensy Spider #755030

eclipse
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Then I guess I have both.Lucky me!

March 31, 2011 2:44 pm at 2:44 pm in reply to: is cr allowed #756902

eclipse
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Yeah…my wife told me to get off the computer.

March 31, 2011 2:42 pm at 2:42 pm in reply to: The Eensy Weensy Spider #755027

eclipse
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I was referring to Health’s post.

Mom In Israel…B’sha’ah tovah!

adorable…a guy with sympathy pains??

March 31, 2011 10:47 am at 10:47 am in reply to: i found you #754970

eclipse
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Whoever can prove that they know me gets a prize.

None of this “I know you” and then disappearing behind another screen name…

What’s the prize? Depends on the value of who you are!!:)

March 31, 2011 10:43 am at 10:43 am in reply to: The Eensy Weensy Spider #755025

eclipse
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What am I supposed to say to that?

March 31, 2011 4:22 am at 4:22 am in reply to: Living With Poppa Is Hard TO Bear #756286

eclipse
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Sorry.

Mods,thanks for telling me nicely!I forget I’m not in my kitchen sipping coffee with a friend…

March 31, 2011 3:28 am at 3:28 am in reply to: The Grumpy Thread:( #757992

eclipse
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We love you,Kapusta!

Feel better.

March 31, 2011 3:25 am at 3:25 am in reply to: Camp Agudah of Toronto #754194

eclipse
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It’s in Port Carling,Ontario and it’s a great camp!

Didn’t go there for years,but my son did.

March 31, 2011 3:20 am at 3:20 am in reply to: The Eensy Weensy Spider #755022

eclipse
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Cheap? Even light support is expensive.

And where online?

(and how do YOU know?)
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