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Put an Alka-Seltzer tablet in your mouth and tell people you have rabies.
What I found interesting about the “Cecil incident” news coverage was that no one asked how a dentist was willing and able to pay $50000 for one (1) lion skin, which didn’t even include his other safari expenses. And people wonder why affordable health care is an issue. 🙂
“Olam ha-Ba is quite safe. It’s the world of emes. This world is the world of sheker (fake world). Don’t lose sleep over it. In a wink of an eye you’ll realize its a bad dream and no more.”
Wouldn’t that apply to anything in “this world”? So there’s no point in expending effort to get a good-paying job, finding a pleasant place to live, etc.?
Antarctica seems to be very safe. But finding a regular minyan would probably be challenging.
One advantage of DST is that it gives stupid people a sense of accomplishment when they successfully change their clocks.
CTLAWYER: You’re right. I guess I started drinking too early.
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True, but that’s hangover avoidance, not a hangover remedy. 🙂
A long walk before going to sleep works well too.
A couple of shots of whiskey.
Idea for new topic: Practical jokes involving “packing peanuts”.
Great point. Didn’t people formerly consider obesity a sign of financial success?
But don’t let the NSF hear that. They’ll spend $10M to do a study on it.
Absolutely. While saying that, you should cover the salmon with a towel, out of respect.
Consider the reaction if a similar remark were made about a black employee. 😮
Is there a reason why a tallis gadol can’t be designed like a tallis katan, with an opening that fits over your head? That would solve the “slipping off the shoulder” problem.