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  • in reply to: Lyrics to Country Yossi Song "The Big K'nocker"? #1148424
    DikDukDuck
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    I own the song and this is what I heard. What a Jew I am, I don’t know Yiddish.

    – Hello, Bubby.

    – Yeah, this is Yoinkel the big K’nocker speakin’.

    – Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

    – *yiddish*

    – *yiddish food*

    – *yiddish food*

    – Ho ho ho, Bubby. You know what I like!

    – A Shabbos dish with gefilte fish, and a little chrain on the side.

    – Some cholent in the pot and a kugel nice and hot, oh! makes me warm inside!

    – *yiddish food* Chicken

    – And drinking a L’chaim with the cup’s in Shamayim – oy yo, oh Bubby that’s what I like!

    – So, Bubby, *yiddish*

    – No, yeah?

    – No, yeah?

    – Yeah? No.

    – *yiddish*

    – Oy!

    – *yiddish*

    – Oh, Bubby, you know what I like! A Shabbos dish with gefilte fish, and a little chrain, on the side. Some cholent in the pot and a kugel nice and hot, oh! makes me warm inside!

    – *yiddish* Chicken

    – And drinking a L’chaim with the cup’s in Shamayim – oy yo, oh Bubby that’s what I like!

    – Tell me Bubby, what time is *indiscernible*

    – *yiddish*

    – Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

    – Okay Bubby, you know what I like!

    – A Shabbos dish with gefilte fish, and a little chrain on the side. Some cholent in the pot and a kugel nice and hot, oy! makes me warm inside!

    – *yiddish* Chicken

    – And drinking a L’chaim with the cup’s in Shamayim – oy yo, oh Bubby that’s what I like!

    – Oy yo, oh Bubby that’s what I like!

    in reply to: Are humans collectively responsible as a species? #1089355
    DikDukDuck
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    “We blame pigeons” “we blame all of [stray cats]”

    You speak for the human race on a whole. I don’t. I speak for myself, and I think individuals should be judged individually. Making general judgements based on individuals opens up us Jews as a group to be blamed entirely by secular society for the perceived misdeeds of a few – OH WAIT, we already are.

    in reply to: The real reason for the ban against chassidish women driving? #1086786
    DikDukDuck
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    Banning women from driving is ridiculous.

    in reply to: What if we're not the real people? #1085515
    DikDukDuck
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    What if we’re all a brain in a jar?

    in reply to: Why is the Left pro Islam? #1076869
    DikDukDuck
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    @coffee addict: They exist. After the charlie hebdo attack there were plenty of Muslim persons coming out on social media condemning the extremists. There was also that “peace ring” of 20 Muslims. (or 20 thousand according to stupid media)

    in reply to: Why is the Left pro Islam? #1076864
    DikDukDuck
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    @nfsgo3: I’m interested.

    in reply to: Why is the Left pro Islam? #1076849
    DikDukDuck
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    United States of America is founded on civil liberties, such as freedom for us as Jews to practice Judaism or other persons to practice whatever religion they want or not.

    Many control freak christians don’t understand that America is not supposed to be aligned with any religion, or it wouldn’t be America anymore. That’s why there was a recent attempt to make christianity the “official religion of America”, which fortunately failed. Conversely, for whatever reason, lib control freaks want Islam to be the official religion of the world.

    DikDukDuck
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    I’m unattracted to racist people, so I wouldn’t want these parents to be my in-laws. It’s their loss to not have you in their family, and their attitude sounds like enough indication that it’s probably best for you to not have them in your family either.

    in reply to: Disproving the Famous Story #1076201
    DikDukDuck
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    Maybe it’s a matter of *Names have been changed.

    And maybe the Yetzer Hara has a Yetzer Hatov preventing him from doing his job.

    in reply to: I think I may have Tz'raas… #1073729
    DikDukDuck
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    I have very many small bumps covering my upper arms with hair sticking out of them. I think they are called goosebumps.

    in reply to: You in One Word #1209348
    DikDukDuck
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    Unsummable.

    in reply to: Why it Takes Some People a Year or Two To Comment on a Thread #1215847
    DikDukDuck
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    Some forums enforce a rule against thread bumping, but evidently the coffee room doesn’t.

    Also old stuff can stay relevant forever. Old threads = tradition.

    in reply to: what are you looking at? #1071228
    DikDukDuck
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    It’s car horn time.

    in reply to: WAKE UP, EXILE JEWS! #1071843
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    in reply to: WAKE UP, EXILE JEWS! #1071841
    DikDukDuck
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    @sirvoddmort

    My bad. The horrors of a forum without smileys!

    in reply to: Stories with no moral #1072236
    DikDukDuck
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    The bus crashed because the guy was not there to save it.

    in reply to: New Indiana Law #1070245
    DikDukDuck
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    Remember:

    Toieva is forbidden for us as Jews. I don’t think OUR Halacha applies to people who are not in OUR religion.

    in reply to: Is Aliyah a wise choice in the nuclear age? #1073340
    DikDukDuck
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    @Joseph

    The Nazis didn’t differentiate between secular and religious. Anti-Semites don’t differentiate between secular and religious. Israel is supposed to be a country which isn’t anti-Semitic – as you said the gov is quite anti-religious, but anti-religious is not anti-Semitic. The gov likes their secular Jews very much.

    in reply to: WAKE UP, EXILE JEWS! #1071835
    DikDukDuck
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    sirvoddmort

    I don’t think you have to type with such a harsh tone because someone uses a different system than you.

    showjoe

    That is awesome.

    in reply to: Is Aliyah a wise choice in the nuclear age? #1073330
    DikDukDuck
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    Israel is supposed to be a country where the ruling power isn’t anti-semitic. For that reason alone Israel is a cool country.

    OP, you have raised many points. Living in the State of Israel IS your choice. The people who live there know the physical risks, and it is their choice to live in them – or they ignore them.

    in reply to: WAKE UP, EXILE JEWS! #1071827
    DikDukDuck
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    M/D/Y is as legitimate as D/M/Y. Can anyone agree on that?

    in reply to: Is it heresy to ask…. #1067391
    DikDukDuck
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    Eggs are laid by chickens who hatched from eggs. We know that animals were created, but in what form?

    in reply to: Girls are more mature than boys #1064937
    DikDukDuck
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    Even though this a two year old thread words of wisdom don’t age.

    in reply to: Did Mordechai make a Chillul Hashem by breaking the law? #1063434
    DikDukDuck
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    So this is the infamous Joseph.

    Didn’t Haman have an idolatrous pendant or something that Mordechai didn’t want to bow down to? After all, it is better to die to live in the next world than to live to die in the next world.

    in reply to: I'm anti Zionist now #1158212
    DikDukDuck
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    The Zionism we all know and love or not is a political matter.

    in reply to: Liberalism #1051372
    DikDukDuck
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    To some liberalism means tolerating others different that oneself, which to some includes extremism. What needs to be realized are limits on how much extremism is too much extremism, and where that line is. As is the case with my father in a post-9/11 world, simply wearing a black hat and a beard (Jewish attire) can trigger peoples’ poorly tuned and hyper sensitive extremism detectors. 🙁

    in reply to: Not all feminists are the same. #1049216
    DikDukDuck
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    The way I understand it, the feminists of olde wanted civil rights that were deprived from them for being women, due to something known as gender discrimination, and they got them.

    I believe the feminists of now want civil superiority over men which is gender discrimination, and evil. The word feminist is now an evil word as it has been tainted with evil.

    in reply to: Does you also have ads for coffee on the CR? #1043318
    DikDukDuck
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    Feeling tired, mopy, drowsy, or droopy when you’re trying to read the latest CR posts from lookingforsem, Randomex, ivory, RebYidd23, and every other last poster on every topic at this current moment in time that this coffee ad is being posted?

    Just buy coffee. And drink it. Drink it all. Then buy some more.

    This is a coffee ad.

    DikDukDuck
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    You can replace your bumper with a custom bumper also known as a big metal bar. Been there done that.

    in reply to: Common Sayings That Irritate Me #1148947
    DikDukDuck
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    “For goodness sakes”

    ….?

    in reply to: Gog and Magog #1042022
    DikDukDuck
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    @coffee addict:

    Lol.

    But George has a Jimmel in it.

    in reply to: Gog and Magog #1042016
    DikDukDuck
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    I heard that Bush was Gog.

    I hear that Obama is Gog.

    I will hear in 2016 that Hillary Clinton is Gog?

    in reply to: Do people with Ruach HaKodesh exist today? #1031113
    DikDukDuck
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    Maybe they are told through Ruach Hakodesh to keep their Ruach Hakodesh a secret?

    in reply to: pizza shop names #1030310
    DikDukDuck
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    As long as it’s not Petie’s Peanut Butter Pizza….

    in reply to: gaza #1030411
    DikDukDuck
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    They’re Hamas… they don’t care.

    in reply to: Overprotective Parents in the Brooklyn Jewish Community #1029429
    DikDukDuck
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    @moramom @Goq

    Better to be safe than to be sorry.

    in reply to: Overprotective Parents in the Brooklyn Jewish Community #1029425
    DikDukDuck
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    IMO parents can never be too protective. Honor your father and mother(‘s decisions.)

    in reply to: Interesting Views From Google Satellite #1029122
    DikDukDuck
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    On satellite I saw a plane’s shadow over the ocean. I couldn’t find the plane though.

    in reply to: Separate seating at Weddings #1038049
    DikDukDuck
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    So… the chasson and the kalah should be separated? I thought they’re married.

    in reply to: Lets All Make Non-Nasty Comments About Other Posters! #1037559
    DikDukDuck
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    DikDukDuck is the best.

    Oh, and you guys are cool.

    DikDukDuck
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    If it’s in your house it’s under your jurisdiction.

    in reply to: Subtitle log #1197713
    DikDukDuck
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    I’d be happy with a “Nuclear Duck” subtitle.

    in reply to: Obama Wins ;-( #1021825
    DikDukDuck
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    Nobody knows for sure how different things would be if Romney won, simply because he didn’t win. Either way I still bet the world would be a better place if Oveyma lost.

    Our economy hasn’t gotten any better under Oveyma, as in it’s still getting worse. But no Oveyma supporter is going to admit that one of the reasons Oveyman became Pres still hasn’t been realized. Not to forget his administration has violated the Constitution on so many occasions with plenty of lies to go.

    “[You can keep your health care.]”

    Second Democrat Pres in a row to be deserving of impeachment.

    in reply to: Is stealing food to survive pikuach nefesh? #1021481
    DikDukDuck
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    I like silly logic. I’m a duck.

    in reply to: Is stealing food to survive pikuach nefesh? #1021465
    DikDukDuck
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    Well we know that we should give up our lives instead of worshiping idols. Worshiping idols is one of the three cardinal sins, as is murder. Murder is a type of stealing, because if you kill someone you are stealing their life. So maybe you should give up your life instead of stealing.

    HUGE STRAW MAN ARGUMENT HERE

    in reply to: Some children/teens will not be accepted to a school next year. #1020939
    DikDukDuck
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    Homeschool.

    in reply to: The Internet CAN cause harm! #1020838
    DikDukDuck
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    I agree, the use of an internet is something that can cause harm, just like walking on a street. However you can avoid both, by simply not utilizing technology you don’t need. You don’t need a network connection. You also don’t need to walk on a street. Walk on a sidewalk instead.

    Seriously though, the arguments or lack thereofs presented in this thread are silly.

    in reply to: Female hurricanes kill more #1018856
    DikDukDuck
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    Aren’t all Atlantic hurricanes named with female names?

    in reply to: Are you Jewish? #1019114
    DikDukDuck
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    Ever heard of a Jewish Duck?

    DikDukDuck
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    1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 – 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + (1 * 0) = 14

    (1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 – 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1) * 0 = 0

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