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Being Joseph’s wife, I can attest that he has never once told me off for purchasing property in Florida. Because I never bought property, anywhere. And I never bought anything else, for that matter. Mainly because I’m locked in a closet without access to the outside world. So stop with the unfounded accusations, okay?

Actually it’s neither.

The real cause of divorce is cholent. Everything comes down to cholent. It’s too hot, it’s too cold, it doesn’t taste good, it’s overcooked, it’s raw, it’s burnt, it smells too strong, it doesn’t smell strong enough, he ate too much, she ate too little, he ate all the beans, she ate all the meat, they didn’t eat enough, there wasn’t enough left, there was too much left, the crockpot wasn’t cleaned, the crockpot was cleaned too much, he’s a crockpot, she’s a crockpot, etc. etc. etc.

Get rid of cholent, and you’ll instantly see happier marriages.

I have no clue what you’re talking about. Peaches are delicious, and should not be held accountable for anyone else’s problems.

Sorry I was being too forward, it’s just you were threatening your wife with the challah knife because she didn’t serve you enough cholent. So I said you should chill out a bit. I apologize for involving myself in your domestic violence issues.

What a great proof. You’ve completely convinced me. I will now become sephardic.

“Hating NK is no different than hating, say, the Sefardim since they have different views than you.”

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

The level of learning in EY is the same as anywhere else.

For girls though – If you want to REALLY be a part-time shaitel macher and food blogger, you’ll only get the training you need in EY. Yes, it’s worth the $35,000 per year for seminary.

mr. or ms. lowerourtuition, you’ve clearly missed the point of my post: I’m trying to show how my post is just as useful as every other post in this thread. Seriously, no younger sibling should have to wait for an older sibling to get married first. That’s ridiculous. My post is there to simply show how dumb the whole conversation is to begin with.

Joseph, my dear, it’s time to put your toys away and put your pajamas on. There, now, time for bed!

Everyone, sorry for his last couple posts, I was taking out the trash and he somehow got hold of the keyboard. I’m surprised he actually typed something instead of just chewing on it.

RebYidd, yes I do, as I am ashamed at how the product turned out.

Seriously, the only redeeming factor in the entire state are the Adirondacks. The license plate should show a picture of the view from Indian Head Vista, but that would be a terrible idea, as it would cause all the city people to realize they have a nice place in NY, head up there, and completely trash it. As humans have done throughout history. That’s why I became a troll in the first place. Humans ruin everything. But I digress.

People also complained when the Mussar movement started.
It’s easy to bury your head in the sand and live in the past, especially when you live in a sandbox.

Older single women are more likely to maintain a high spiritual level than older single men. Most older single men end up going off the derech as a way to solve their problems.

By the way, my husband is 6 years younger than me, and he’s a ultra – chassiddishe FFB and I’m a baalas teshuva. So we scored like 20,000 points against the “crisis” when we got married! Our shadchan was like, “dude, I totally won the jackpot, you guys owe me $1.5 billion”.

I’ll just add another bombshell to this:

Vote for the person who will do well for your country, not the person who you happen to agree with on random issues that have zero connection to making the country successful. Like abortion or gay marriage.

They’re all terrible, and incredibly boring. Much like New York itself.

Go into Social Work or Special Ed, no one is doing those things!!! And you’ll make millions!

Oh, sorry, my bad… what I meant to say was don’t go into those things, the entire Brooklyn and Lakewood is doing them, and you probably won’t get a real job for years.

CA, I knew he was the one even with the whole restaurant debacle. In fact, it was precisely because of that situation that I admired him so much. Don’t read so much into what I said on that thread, as I pride myself on being consistently inconsistent, purely for the sake of attention.

Our chasunah is iyh scheduled for next Thursday night, under the bridge at the corner of Chabad and Avodah Zara streets. Hope to see you all there!!!

Can women drive a shabbos car, or is that not tznius too? I’m only asking cuz my chosson said I shouldn’t drive anymore cuz its not tznius. But maybe this would be allowed?