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“Lives have been shattered, a nation scattered” MBD Eicha
Is Yochie Joseph?
Howie’s now in
Over-eaters Anonymous
so that for his health
he can be more autonomous
He won’t need his shrink;
he won’t need his mother.
He won’t need to rely
on any other.
So when he goes shopping,
he won’t buy any donuts.
He’ll shop at the fruit store,
he won’t go to Oh! Nuts!
The one you refer to
is certainly not I,
but in my own right,
I’m a “shticky guy”
Thanks!
I though for my rhymes,
you would me thank.
Instead you imply
that my choice of words stank! 🙂
Very little
Chayav, your poem –
it really stunk,
but what should we expect
from someone who’s drunk?
I hope you’re not insulted,
wherever you’re sitting;
I hope that you realize
that I was just kidding. 🙂
Please back me up,
Moderator 80,
that I would never be unkind
to an elderly lady!
I’m sorry to report
that I just saw Howie,
and what he was doing
made me say “wowwee”.
He had a dozen donuts
all of them he was eating.
Just one day on his diet
and he’s already cheating!
See you later,
Moderator
I googled for you
the definition of spate
you “poonkt” got it backwards,
but it’s not too late.
Even us posters,
have some time to revise;
Kol shekein a moderator
(Popa Bar Abba in disguise).
and coffee to drink
said Howie to his shrink
I need you replaced.
what you said is not true,
and by the way from now on,
It may come from there, but it’s not a part of it, no more than a newly lit flame is a part of the old flame.
We do find such a concept regarding the havdalah candle used after Yom Kippur; a candle lit from the “ner sheshovas” suffices (at least b’dieved. I’m not sure if it’s a perfect analogy; just a thought.
“A soldier crawls ahead, for behind him someone goes”
MBD Crack of Dawn
He did go for therapy,
but not the speech kind;
he went to a shrink,
’cause he’s out of his mind.
I thank you, MII,
for the nice compliments;
Just for the record,
I enjoyed your two cents.
He thaid he thomtimeth thoundth thtupipid
He jutht hath a lithp,
Every day, week and month.
yaff80, a rodeph is a rodeph.
Hey ppl what do you think about my name
What does it mean?
Did you get braces the same day?
“And the people passing by me just don’t seem to understand how my music seems to touch their very soul”
Hint?
I admit that to rhyme orange
I also used Google.
I didn’t have to pay for it,
anyhow I’m too frugal.
Concerning your challenge
to rhyme the word purple,
I had no success,
nor did my friend, Yitzy Kerpel.
So I asked his brother,
Moshe Aharon Dovid Kerpel,
who said he hurt his leg,
and is now forced to hirple.
I sent him to the doctor,
who gave him a cast,
this thread’s getting stranger,
though I’m having a blast.
I’m running quite late
so I report with a frown
that I must get going,
and close this poem down.
There’s a certain fruit
with nary a rhyme.
To find such a word,
an uphill climb.
When I try rhyme orange,
I just won’t say “can’t”
so I found out that “sporange”
is a part of a plant.
Now try “silver”.
( but would then be spelled stinke`-accent other way,above the e)
Sori, om a horabal spelor
popa,
The Kotzker used to say that it’s important not to do aveiros on Rosh Hashanah because ??? is also ??????? ???.
I was kidding, but anyhow, where there’s a dad, often there’s a mom also.
Supervising the live-in
I hear there’s something to it, but only if the name is exact.
popa,
I didn’t think “nice” was in your vocabulary. 🙂
Hey, were you in my house last night? 🙂
I made a mistake. Its really recent, like within the last 15 yrs. Guess it’s not an Achroneshe sefer.
Not a mistake; you didn’t say an Acharon, you said “Achroneshe sefer”. I’ve heard that term used for recent seforim.
Did you try Biegeleisen [(718) 436-1165]?
Also, Reb Yudel Shain claims HaRav Elyashiv told him all milk is assur.
All milk, or the “displaced abomasum” cows’ milk? (in other words non-c”y, for practical purposes)
I pronounce it “stink kay”.
Got it. But I wonder if there’s a way of tracing an IP address. (I would think Joseph would use different email addresses and names for all of his screen names.)
you would think wrong
Wow! So we have two choices:
1) He’s really stupid.
2) He’s not even trying to fool the moderators!
According to choice 1, he’s both a moron and a deceiver.
According to choice 2, he’s just having a good time, and allowing others to have a good time as well.
Did I miss something here?
Edited to add: The word used was “wouldn” which I read as “wouldn’t” as in “Joseph would not use different” to which I replied that is wrong, he does use different emails and names for all screen names
Oh my, did I goof,
My eyesight’s really stinky.
I though this thread was eclipse’s,
when really it was started by Blinquie!
It depends on one’s family background. If his father and grandfather did, he will. If his father and grandfather did not, he will not. It’s all in the jeans.
Wolf,
I think this year if falls out in Adar Gimmel.
Sometimes in the coffee room,
I know that this has happened,
when I see just two posts on one thread
I hope for more success next time;
Let there be more interest,
in the next thread by eclipse.
In my humble opinion, mirroring will only work with difference of opinion or fights, not when someone is going through a rough time. I mean just picture the conversation
Person#1 My father is very sick, and is in the hospital
Person#2 so if i understand your father is sick and in the hospital
Person#1 yes why are you so cold about it?
Person#2 so you’re asking why I’m cold about it
Person#1 are you normal?
Person#2 you’re asking if I’m normal
Person#1 PUNCH
Person#2 PUNCH (he has to punch back, his mirroring)
I think you get the point
Got it. But I wonder if there’s a way of tracing an IP address. (I would think Joseph wouldn use different email addresses and names for all of his screen names.)
you would think wrong
Edited to add: The word used here is “wouldn” which I read as wouldn’t as in “Joseph would not use different” to which I replied that is wrong, he does use different emails and names for all screen names
I am not a buki in halacha but I’m sure someone who is can come up with a situation that it “legal genaiva”.
Afikomon
There are some legitimate tzedokkos which call, and although it can be annoying, “seeallsides” has a great point about how we should look at it. But when I get calls reminding me about the pledge I made to some organization which I never heard of (and I make it a point never to pledge over the phone), I can’t help but get frustrated.
Sorry, I misunderstood you. What did you mean by “oh like using the same name to make a screen name”?
“Just stop and smile for a while now”….AND “Bring the smiles baaaack!”
Michoel Streicher, Smile
“So irritating, like a thorny rose”
MBD, Happy Days
“But what will become of our forefathers’ devotion?”
MBD, Hineni? If that’s it, the actual lyrics (at least on the original) are “But what will become of our father’s devotion”
mbachur,
They follow the IP address.
Whether calling Cholov Akkum, cholov “Stam” is OCD or not, it doesn’t change the fact that people are mislabeling it and are deceiving themselves.
lol
metrodriver,
Whether calling Cholov Akkum, cholov “Stam” is OCD or not, it doesn’t change the fact that people are mislabeling it and are deceiving themselves.
Are you denying that there are legitimate opinions (i.e. Igros Moshe, Pri Chodosh) which differentiate between “cholov stam” and “cholov akum”?
Jack Daniels,
It was a joke, based on the alcohol connection.
BP Totty,Thanks, Daas, for the seal of authenticty.
no problem
apushatayid,I thought I was Mod-80. Live and learn.
You are Mod 80. You can’t fool us.
Mother in Israel,
I was just thinking, maybe chayav inish knows it’s a joke, and is laughing at how gullible we are!
Mod 80,
I think it’s time we stop this nonsense and just come out and tell everyone the truth, so folks, here’s the real scoop.
Everyone here has multiple screen names.
It’s already been proven that Joseph represents about half of the coffee room (it’s actually more than that).
Wolf is Kapusta (and thirteen others who I don’t have time to name).
chayav inish livisumay, Jack Daniels, shikur, and several others are one person.
There are actually only two YWN moderators, each with about three hundred screen names, many of which have not been used yet.
How do I know this? Because I am Y.W. Editor.
I thank you for using Yeshiva World, your source for Jewish news and entertainment.
P.S.
For those who take things too seriously, I have one more confession. This post is bogus (except maybe the part about Joseph).
Would you feel better if you realized it was only a joke?