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Also train your children not to run away from dogs. They will leave you alone if you ignore them or walk to the side. Running away from them makes them want to chase you. I heard of a story where a little girl ran into the street because of a dog and was nifteres.
HIE, your “sub-title” is This account shared by popps, H.S. son, and brother.
So really, you can take three numbers. For example, HIE-Popps, HIE-HS and HIE-Bro or something like that.
Please watch your children while they are in the pool. Always empty or cover or lock up a pool while no one is around to watch it. Read this story. Its scary!
Your rght. But the same can happen, and even worse, in an olympic size pool.
To hear recordings from the Kinnus held in BP and Queeens:
–Call Kol HaLashon at 718-906-6410 and dial 8, 15 and then listen to the prompts.
–Call Kol HaLashon at 718-906-6410 and dial 8, 2, 1 15
–Call the Chazak Line at 718-258-2008 and press option 4 then listen to the prompts.
You can then press 1 to be conected to a live operator who will take your donation.
I see!
So what is backtick ( ` )?
What is code?not the cheap goyishe kind
of course not. But does that mean going to a hotel the first night cheap goyish romance?
I am not comparing the goyishe romance to Shir Hashirim C”V. I am saying that there is an idea of romance in Yiddeshkeit and in the Torah.
Romance is not a yiddeshe concept. Its a 100% goyishe idea that we have unfortunately taken in.
Take a look at Shir Hashrim.
People, thank you so much. This Shabbos I don’t need a recipe but IY”H, the week after, we will try one.and let you know how it went!
Yeah, the cr is dead. Maybe its cuz of the power outage in lakewood.
Very funny!!!
moishy asked for “interesting and/or funny stories”. Funny Shidduch Stories is a subset of interesting and/or funny stories.
I felt that if he wants to have a good laugh while waiting for others to post interesting and/or funny stories he could start there.
Makes sense. I apologize!
I will be away till Wednesday. See ya then!
Thanks!
Dr. Pepper, moishy started a thread called Interesting or Funny Stories not Funny Shidduch Stories.
We’re all waiting for you to make a ruckus
I don’t want to make a ruckus. I only wanted to know if its the great moderator’s fault that no posts are showing up or was it the great Members who were not posting. I’m sorry if I hurt your great ego.
My bruised ego feels much better every time I read your posts.
Do I get an answer?!
We’re all waiting for you to make a ruckus.
It is very dead now over here. Is it because no one is on the CR or no mods are around?
okay people, enough with the apologizes. Lets get back to the jokes!
I meant apology accepted!
Sorry about that!
Opera is like an Operation: Both start with alot of shrieking, then people in costumes say things you dont understand, & in the end, they always put you to sleep!
apologize accepted! keep them coming!
I can only try, if you use blockquote when pasting something from another source, it make it clear what is coming from where.
Just a tip. I mean a helpful suggestion.
8 . Don’t use any punctuation
Did you mean:
“Dont use any punctuation”?!
I asked my father if he is happy. He said yes.
Great. I got a Happy Father. I don’t need to do more.
But I need a RECIPE! I can’t just throw a can of Coke into a pot together with some meat, potatoes and barley. Or can I?
And moishy, turn CAPS off.
Thanks mod! And sorry for driving you crazy!!!
moishy, I masked for a “SIMPLE recipe”!
Also, I meant GOOD not GPPD.
-Albert Einstein
How about:
If you can’t explain it simply, simply don’t explain it!
You come to the corner. The light is red. You look both ways. There is a car coming. You wait. The car passes. There is a car down the block. You run into the street and make it to the other side before the second car reaches the intersection. You continue on your way.
Standing on the first corner is a mother with two little children. The mother says to her little son, “Avi, tell Mommy when we can cross.” Avi and Mindy stare at that little hand waiting for that man to appear. Then a big man appears. YOU!
You looked both ways. Good
You waited for the car to pass. Good
You crossed on a red. Okay
You ran across the street. Okay
You made it to the other side alive. Lucky
YOU taught two little precious children that not waiting for the light AND not running through the street is okay.
Anyone have a GPPD, SIMPLE recipe for cholent without BEANS!!!?
Just basically meat potatoes barley and spices.
PLEASE!!! I really need one!
Guys, I gotto go (and so do you!)
Have a wonderful, super-duper Shabbos!
And thanks for the fun (80!)
80, i love it!
42, i don’t consider myself one, but hey, you never know!
80, the same way the guy in the Seforim store went to college for two years to learn how to wrap a present!
the CR! Where else!!
uh oh! I am going to get in trouble for this!
I still think it should say “moderator par excellence and having lots of fun. (maybe too much fun!!!)” for 80
“proud to be a member of the CR!”
YOU BET!
Honestly, Member is good enough for me cause I am a PROUD MEMBER of the CR!
do moderator’s posts get moderated?
Moderator’s posts are by definition moderate.
dont think i heard of him…
“also known as da” I am not “da” anymore. I only use “d a” now. I had da a while ago but then for some reason, I don’t know why, I switched to d a
whoever it is, then s/he is moderator par excellence!!!!
It has nothing to do with clothing, Dany Acosta or dumb …
“Taking a while for posts to show up”
NOT NOW! Posts are flying!!! 80 keep on going!
cause I bet you me and you are not thinking of the same things (even though I think I know what you are talking about)
so maybe it should say “moderator par excellence and having lots of fun. (maybe too much fun!!!)”
The old problem with the CR locking is back!
I know what it stands for. But I wonder what you THINK it stands for!
“The “d” stands for EDITED and the “a” stands for EDITED.
I am very curios!!!