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volvie: as my teacher used to say when a kid would put his feet on a second chair, you only pay for one seat! No doubles!!

36? it can be YOURS! (no, not you volvie!)

Here are the answers…

A man is walking thorough the forest, when he comes upon a lion, camel and bear. He has a gun with only one bullet. What should he do?

—Shoot the lion, drink the beer and smoke the Camel!!!

(oomis, you hit on the answer by “C h A i M ” e L.”!)

Chaim and Dovid are walking through the desert and Chaim finds one cigarette on the ground. Who should get the cigarette?

—Chaim must give the cigarette to Dovid because the Halacha is V’Chai Bahem!!!

tomim tihye: “which tune? or did you compose it yoursef?”

I composed it.

I said I got issues! oomis, what do you mean?

thanks 77

“I’m sure there could be other issues as well.” ANYONE ELSE?

But what do you e-mail them about?

How about I Can’t Be Bothered to clean for Pesach! Just kidding!!

Thanks 42, but can we see more options for Tags soon? On the Main CR Page!

A man is walking thorough the forest, when he comes upon a lion, camel and bear. He has a gun with only one bullet. What should he do?

What’s the best thing about Zaidy’s house? Bubby!

(That belongs on the Kid’s thread or Jokes thread, but the above post reminded me of that line!)

tomim tihye: A couple of years ago, my father asked my family to remember by heart the Rashi on Tomim Tihye. I composed a song with that Rashi, so everytime I see your username, I remember that song. Thanks!

a joke website

The manager started his speech at 10 a.m. sharp and ended at 11 a.m. dull.

My boss didn’t come into work today. He called this morning and said he was having a vision problem. When I asked what was wrong, he replied, “I just can’t see myself at work today.”

Pride, Commitment, Teamwork. Words we use to get you to work for free.

Teamwork means never having to take all the blame yourself.

The fifteen minute morning coffee break is when your employees take a break from doing nothing.

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Follow this simple procedure:

1. Open a new text or word document

2. Hold down the shift key.

3. Hit the 4 key four times.

Work fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours.

I’d like to help you out. Which way did you come in?

No man goes before his time. Unless, of course, the boss leaves early.

A man was caught for speeding and went before the judge. The judge said, “What will you take: 30 days or $30?” The man thought and replied, “I think I’ll take the money.”

A traffic cop flagged down a motorist and said, ‘I’m arresting you for going through three red lights.’

‘Yeah, well, I’m colour blind,’ said the motorist.

‘In addition to that, you were exceeding the speed limit,’ said the policeman. ‘So what?’ said the motorist. ‘And on top of all that you were going the wrong way down a one-way street,’ added the officer. ‘I always did have a lousy sense of direction,’ said the motorist with a smile.

At that point, his wife leaned forward from the ,back seat and said, ‘Don’t pay any attention to him, officer. He always talks like this when he’s had a few drinks.’

A old man was sitting in the front row at a town meeting, heckling the mayor as he delivered a long speech. Finally the mayor could stand it no longer, so he pointed to the heckler and said, “will that gentleman please stand up and tell the audience what he has ever done for the good of the city.”

“Well Mr. Mayor,” the man said in a firm voice. “I voted against you in the last election.”

BP Totty: I have something to say about your above post. See ya on the Shmooze thread!

doing that right now!

how do you guess if it dosen’t get updated?

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ!

cool, three hour difference (which way?)

Anybody got the new Shmorg in the mail from Oorah yet?