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I got the
a = blue (which dosen’t seem to work with the new site [like everything else!])
em = italics
strong = bold
blockquote =
this
SO what does
code,- ul
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- li
stand for?
What what does “You can also put code in between backtick ( ` ) characters.” mean??
boredstiff, I assume they had a pop-up ceiling. So how did the popcorn come down, unless they didn’t put the ceiling tile back on…
Just now, I saw the entire page but then after the page fully loaded, only 42’s post above can be seen. (I could still see all the ads including that dreary ad on the side with the gray and fire)
Can somebody please take 65???
Chrome, IE, Blackberry… there all slow. Anyone on Firefox?Is it working good?
another problem with having “sections” on the main page is that some sections will have old stuff. For example,
Health: latest story: H1N1
Promotional Content: latest story: Oorah (and it says tomorrow when it really was two days ago…)
Baruch Dayan Emes, wish it wouldn’t be updated so much…
I think the comments on the main YW page should look like this:
36. shishlik says: (June 13, 2007 at 3:49 pm)
good luck
and not like this:
36. shishlik says:
June 13, 2007 at 3:49 pm
good luck
I see that this thread was fixed. Hope all these other problems are also very soon.
YW Moderator-80
I can live with it but it’s becoming a real mess. I have to keep zooming in and out as I go from one page to another to keep the font size readable and keep the ends of the pages from getting cut off.
I would consider this way pre-beta and go back until a LOT more work is put into this
The mods don’t get filled in on all the YW news? I thought they were told all the secrets!
The Mods get no respect around here.
Does the CR Main page auto-reload? That would be very good.
Its not just the reply part. Half the page is cut off. You can’t see some of the posts and you can’t reply.
However, I did have this issue even before the CR was updated as well. Hope it gets fixed soon.
I apologize for my speling erors, I was typing on a blackberry.
I mentioned Kol HaOlam a niumber of times, you should know that Kol HaOlam also has News Report twice a day (2 different reporters), Flash News, Topics of Interest, Aaron Klein Reports (as mentioned elsewhere, Klein will not be repoting on the hotline dor a while as he promotes his new book), Interviews, Helth Section including Mordechai Weinberger, Shiurim including Reb Nochum Bauman, Weather, Zmanim, Music Section, Communit Talk (a replica of the CR but not as good), and more (I think!)
h2; with todays USB computers, it.won’t help to switch the keyboard and mouse wires!
How about turning off the lights 100 times a day?
This was the best one. Whenever we turned off the lights, our teacher would go and turn it back on. Well, one day, a bunch of boys stood around the teachers desk “discussing” things with him. Then someone turned off the light. The teacher tried to get up and turn on the light, but there were too many boys talking to him. Meanwhile, two boys unscrewed the light switch, removed the wires from the switch and then put the switch back. Finally, the teacher got to.the light switch and could not.understand why the light was not going on!!!
New interview with.Rav Getzel about his father and grandfather’s case now on the Kol HaOlam hotline. Call 718-305-5000 and dial 4 then 1 then 31#
Dr. Pepper, you did such a good one on that student, and you don’t remember what he did back?
65?
Peerimsameach: Instead of you guys thinking of new pranks/tricks/stunts/etc., why don’t you actually listen to your teachers and learn how to spell!!!
Your spelling is awful.
I just took a Wayside School quiz, and got 11 out of twelve right!
See how many you can get right (I got #11 wrong):
Wayside School Trivia Game
1. Louis is ____________.
A) the gym teacher
B) the yard teacher
C) the cafeteria chef
D) the science teacher
2. What floor does not exist in Wayside School?
A) 16
B) 17
C) 18
D) 19
3. Mrs. Gorf has _______________.
A) a forked tongue and pointed ears
B) a crooked tooth and pug nose
C) a long tongue and pointed ears
D) a long tongue and bog jowls
4. When the kids run up the stairs at Wayside School, it felt like __________.
A) an earthquake
B) a large bomb was going off
C) an army was marching in
D) the building was moving sideways
5. What is the word that Mrs. Jewls always writes on the blackboard?
A) SILENCE
B) DISCIPLINE
C) SPELLING HOMEWORK
D) TODAY’S ASSIGNMENTS
6. Mrs. Gorf turned children into _____________.
A) pumpkins
B) candy
C) apples
D) angels
7. Maurecia liked _______________.
A) cookies
B) candy
C) apples
D) ice cream
8. What teacher does not teach at Wayside School?
A) Miss Zimmer
B) Miss Pratchett
C) Miss Zarves
D) Miss Cornwalls
9. Mrs. Jewls taught her class how to _________.
A) knit
B) play Parcheesi
C) dust the floor
D) chase mice
10. Paul likes to pull _____________.
A) the fire alarm
B) jokes on his friends
C) Leslie’s pigtails
D) a wagon to school
11. The class did a math lesson with ____________.
A) pickup sticks
B) an abacus
C) what they found in Jason’s backpack
D) Dana’s mosquito bites
12. There are three Erics in the class. They are:
A) Eric Fry, Eric Egg and Eric Bacon
B) Eric Fry, Eric Bacon and Eric Ovens
C) Eric Bacon, Eric Eggs and Eric Muffin
D) Eric Cheese, Eric Egg and Eric Bacon
Peerimsameach, is your name Louis Sachar
(Mods, please don’t delete this post, it is a joke)
Yes Paul, as long as you don’t pull Leslie’s pigtails – Mrs. Jewls
Totty, that was very good! (please don’t start a whole shpiel how BP Totty is d a’s Totty!)
I can now offer, with a big smile, number 65!
Now for 64! Were moving!
I am not interested in going through 845 posts to figure out how to do all this stuff. Can someone post clear instructions on how to bold, italicize, blue, hyperlinks and pictures. Thanks!
A teacher asks the class a question. No one offers an answer. The teacher says “There are 30 dumb people in here”. One student from the back says, “Your wrong teacher, there are 31 dumb people in here.” The teacher gets angry, and throws the student out.
The student sticks his head into the door, and says, “The teacher was right, there are 30 dumb people in here!”
Thank you smartcookie, I can only try and oomis1105!
I find it weird that I am the only one on the CR who had a simcha yesterday. Lag BaOmer is a day when ALL halls are booked. How is it that no one else had simchos!
I would like to wish a hearty Mazel Tov to all those families (including my own!) making Simchos this week. Enjoy the Afruf, Kiddush, Upsherin ect. MAZEL TOV!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Did anyone realize that rdreyfuss really asked for number 32? Check out the second page of this thread were s/he said “I call a number!” but everyone ignored him/her. I ask you michela, Mr/s. rdreyfuss for not acknowledgment you. Sorry.
I asked above:
What about people who use their father’s, son’s, mother’s, daughter’s, husband’s screen name? Can they post twice?
On the Hilarious School Pranks thread, Dovv said:
Peerim.. please visit the “Number of Participants in the CR” thread and take #62!!!
So Peerimsameach answered:
many people use this account. its my yeshivas name… lol we made it during peerim( purim) when we were how u say..a shtikel drunk
So what do we do?
HIE, I see that your also starting to get this “emotional bug”!
Don’t worry Mr/s. 62, someone is going to have pity on you (soon). I promise (bli neder!).
cherrybim, is that why there is braille on the toll booths? On the DRIVERS side?
volvie, iPad — Kosher? (10 posts)
Started 17 hours ago by Mommy613
He was answering “Mommy613″‘s question
Well, if you will give your Bar Mitzva bochur a PSP or GameBoy or iPod or Computer or cell-pone with full internet connection, then there is the same problem as with a iPad.
The iPad is basically a iPod Touch with a much bigger screen. And a better (much better) internet connection.
If you want to give your 13 year old male cousin a “toy” where he can see and watch anything that he wants, then go ahead!
“English teacher! Journeys IV”
I meant: English teacher! When Journeys IV first came out…
I can only try: Your post sounded suspiciously familiar. (I didn’t notice your last line)
Here’s the thread that I can only try was referring to:
http://www.theyeshivaworld.com/coffeeroom/topic/walking-in-the-street-stay-safe
and by the way, “this morning” was two months ago!
Dr. Pepper, I did that to a JEWISH English teacher! Journeys IV (thats Journeys 4 for all those illiterate guys!) and I wrote down “The Band” (I think) and handed it in. I got a A++!
Then I tried a song from one of the older Journeys, but couldn’t get away with it! But I still got a good mark, not like I cared, but either way…
smartcookie, you really like changing thread names, don’t you? 🙂
boredstiff, was your obsession with dogs in cars? Did you have an incident or something? You started this thread as “Talking While Driving” but then you went on talking about puppy lapping. Why didn’t you title the thread “Dog Driving” or something?
Anybody know why the sentencing was pushed off? Is this a good thing? (please don’t answer “Yes” or “No” without explaining why) Thanks!
Again, I got to thank you guys for your help. It dose WHOOPS change the meaning, dosen’t it?
Someone want to change that for me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
for some reason, I always spell “does” as “dose”. Someone want to change it for me? Thanks!
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“SJSinNYC is 60 and postsemgirl is 61.”
Is that final? SJSinNYC is 60? Does it count that she(?!) didn’t really take the number?
SJSinNYC come out of hiding!!!
You can hear the interview with Getzel Rubahkin, the son of Reb Sholom and an interview with Reb Nochum Bauman, a Rebbe in Chicago, who went to visit Reb Sholom by calling the Kol HaOlam Hotline at 718-305-5000 and dialing prompt 4 then 1. For Getzel Rubahkin, dial 27#. For Reb Nochum Bauman, dial 26#.