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ur in luck, i know qb….whats the problem??
no that wasnt in the job description….
two people already told me they laugh at my posts…im sure more people know my identity and are laughing behind my back as well lol ;))
its more of a no brainer type of job, for those types who dont like to think too much during the day, theres not much thinking involved, but the pay is pretty decent and i believe there are benifit…including an awesome summer party…which i no longer attend…:)
cereal…its healthy too, it has tons of vitamins :)) and milk is calcium!!!
walmart.com has photo tshirts for $8 and 97 cent shipping….
mbachur, its not for my firm its for my boss’s husbands firm which is located in the adjacent office space…..and its only secreterial, just gotta speak english and smile and look pretty. as far as accounting jobs, hmmmm are u licensed??? and do u have experience??? i would try one of the big four if i were u, i think that would be my dream job working for delloite or kpmg or even ernst & young….maybe pwc ;))) good luck!!!
my office is looking for a secretary if ur interseted in brooklyn….
oh i didnt mean he literally plays just built like one…:)) and no worries shes praying that i marry rich so she can come visit me in my villa in spain :)) and come on shopping sprees with his credit card lol!!!
true story…so i stick to the football players because i am waiting for the day she will find me a jewish single one…dun dun dun dun….until then i share my exciting shidduch dating stories with her and she laughs :))
if i must…so i have none jewish coworkers who think its fun to try to set me up with every single guy that walks into our office, so i had to give them standards to follow, its pretty funny since they really want me to date this older single guy and im like, sorry Sandra* (not her real name*), hes not rich, gorgeous or a football player, hes not even two outta the three!!!! so then she will leave me alone for a week until she finds someone else…and it goes on and on…
nope, thats just a given!!
smartcookie…seriously i thought u were smarter than that…if i was serious about it, id be way to embarrassed to be advertising such shallowness on yeshivaworld :))
oh darn, i thought being jewish was a given, and white is def preferable…..the list goes on and on…..
very selective…rich, gorgeous football players only, but im sure u knew that by now…:))
i am uncofortable when woman nurse in public, idk maybe its just me….!?!
i say live and let live…do what u want as long as ur not imposing it on me and if u give me unsolicited advice i will give u a dirty look :)))
try womans wisdom by rabbi arush…they have a hebrew version too…
aries, ur rite and thats why i felt so bad afterwards(even after the gemarah incedent, i thought it was nice that he offered me a ride home).
i just remembered when i flew to chicago for a day, i was sitting in the aisle next to two guys who i think were on business…anyways as soon as the flight took off i put my tray table down and put my head down to sleep….i heard the announcement that the plane was decending and we must put our seats and tray tables up, but i was still half a sleep so i didnt pick my head up. i heard the guys laughing and i heard one say to the other something about waking me up….finally a stewardess came by and ‘woke’ me up. i turned to look at the smirking guys and asked them what was so funny???? they asked me if i had a dream that i was falling because i was holding onto the tray table so tightly….on top of that i had a red mark on my face…which they told me about but he said i looked fine, anyways my point being….i am always very entertaining.
lol thats funny…:))
never have, but idk if there are any sefardi football players??? hmmmm…
actually when i was flying to florida first class i was sitting next to an old dude who refused to switch with my sister, so we both sat alone….that was fine, except he slept the whole time so i hadta jump over him to see my sister and the guy sitting next to her was drinking and chilling with the stewardess the whole time.
on my way home from brussels earlier this year, i got the WORST SEAT EVER!!!! yup thats rite, the last seat in the back near the bathroom next to the window, i was chlostrophobic even before i say down….(but dont worry it gets better)….a frum guy with a long white beard comes with his carry on luggage to sit next to me…i asked him to switch because i really wanted the aisle seat, he said okay….he sat down and pulled out a plastic board, which he put up as a mechitza…i was crying and the nice steward gave me napkins and asked if i was okay, (he asked again later which was very nice..go jet airways!!!!) anyways this “rabbi” as i refer to him, shoved his gemara in my face and told me to read…something about tamid bsimcha…ummm i was not in the mood. but anyways when we landed i lent him my cellphone and he called his son to pick him up and he drove me home too….in the car i overheard his son ask abt his flight and he mentioned he had requested an aisle seat, i felt so so so bad that i took this old guys seat. oh well it was def an experience!!!
im sorry zeeskite…ive been screamed at by clients…once it was because **GASP** I printed his P&L on two pages!!!! oh no he yelled for forty five minutes, but u know what at the end, he was the one who felt stupid. a different time a client yelled at me because my boss didnt call him back or his return wasnt ready (prob because he didnt give us the info until last minute)….anyways i always remember what my teacher said in seminary….I AM NOT A WASHING MACHINE!!!! explaination…u cant just push my buttons to change my mood (like a washing machine) i am in charge of my emotions and only i can control my moods not anybody else…..its easier said than done of course, but u cant let others bring u down!!!
the video was well done, but im starting to get bored of their ‘orignality’ i mean itd be nice if they came up with something on their own for a change…
in prospect i heard the teachers pulled shtick…hebrew all day…haha the kids were not too thrilled but it was pretty funny to hear about it 🙂
Last year I sent the guy I was dating a cute box with pink laffy taffys cause his fav color is pink, hershey kisses, cause everyone loves chocolate and a toy car that he can play with while hes in a boring business meeting…:-)
sac…i think u meant balding *GULP*
umm popa that would def be a wedding no one will forget too soon….:))
oh i just remembered, u could set the floor on fire by spilling nail polish remover and then striking a match…it works but not everyones so cool about it…
It depends…what does ur friend like?? I always dress up as cat in the hat (wearing a skirt over the costume of course) I have a bunch of na nach kippahs and fancy fans…but depending on what she likes u can do something cute ex a friend is a vegiterian so we wore chicken hats and swung rubber chickens…its all up to u and ur creativity…gluck
i am so often bored on dates…so i find ways to entertain myself…like build a castle out of sugars in dunkin donuts or press all the cool buttons in his car to find out what they do…hey im a fun person, if a guy is bored, thats his own fault…
daas…i think u should keep to ur day job :))
ur rite daas…woman should just wear garbage bags, and poke a hole out for the head…?!?!
okay people….black shatter by opi, hot or not??
its okay if marriage is not on the top of ur list of prioreties….but if thats the case dont date until it is, because i personally dated a guy who had his job as number one anad dating as second…and it was very hurtful being second place. its okay to be busy but when it comes to dating u really should give it ur all…so better off waiting till you have more time.
dude, if ur not ready…please dont go out!!! this is the rest of ur life ur talking about, ur mothers i hope wont be telling u what to do until ur 120….just think about it, i know what parental pressure feels like, and im sorry 🙁
‘You really do just see what you want, dont you?’
Sac, popa has selective seeing….he reads and interprets it in his own delousional way….which im sure makes loads of sense in his head!!!
@popa ‘I also don’t know what you find attractive about football players.’
whats not to like??? lol i dont think skinny guys are cute…manarexic, def not cool!
hold up…why is it okay for a guy to want a gorgeous girl when he is ugly? but if a gorgeous girl asks for a football player they get the ‘look’ and are called superficial bla bla bla…
seriously Z…u obviously never went out with the guys i have…
i think i have enough to offer to be what you would refer to as ‘demanding’…
loves it red nails….but i can also add a few
1. dont talk about starwars/startrek or any other old movie that i never saw and have no interest.
2. dont talk about random stupid facts u know…or i will just nod and smile…and count the minutes until its all over.
3. hold the door open and let the girl walk thru first.
4. try to maintain eye contact as much as possible (there was a guy i went out with that had this “thing” that he always hadta know how many people were in the room so he was always looking around….it was very distracting to me, but he always knew his surroundings, that was cool).
5. if you cant find the place…dont be persistent that you will find it…(we ended up in manhattan cause he couldnt find the dumbo park, meanwhile the park was pathetic and we ended up chilling in a bookstore, worst date ever!!!)
6. if you like what shes wearing, you can be bold and compliment her but if u dont like what shes wearing, keep it to yourself.
7. NEVER EVER EVER EVER EVER talk about money on date…this includes prices of drinks, cars, vacations or salary etc…
8. please dont pick me up in a hunk of junk…if u dont drive a nice car thats okay, but if the seat belt doesnt work, its just not cool (true story….ughhh).
thats all i can think of for know but im sure theres more to come…:))
allsgr8…i just want someone who inspires me…not someone who puts me to sleep.
red head same here…but also i changed and became a more sincere person. i am looking for a solid guy and i feel like so many of the guys i date are either, not frum enough, not mature enough or not ready to commit…..or annoy me to know end lol but it takes a lot to drive me nuts :))
hey pb sup??? where u been??
thatd be too wierd….idk i cant see myself dating anyone in the cr…hbu!?!?
If ur looking for arm candy…but remember mr. Chabad it works both ways…i think im entitled to only date gorgeous football players, but thats just my take on looks. and btw I feel the same abt careers….as a cpa wannabe shud I settle for anything less???
k dont attack me on this one…but id havta say COMMITMENT ISSUES…im only 22 and ive dated guys with commitment issues….and guess what!?!??! it only gets worse as you get older.
If you want something you gotta ask hashem for it!!!
i think theres supposed to be another yummy…lol