ED IT OR

and he lived happily ever after

An English man and an Irish man are

driving head on , at night, on a twisty,

dark road. Both are driving to fast for

the conditions and collide on a sharp

bend in the road. To the amazement of

both, they are unscathed, though their

cars are both destroyed. In celebration

of their luck, both agree to put aside

their dislike for the other from that

moment on. At this point, the Englishman goes to the boot and fetches a 12

year old bottle of Jameson whiskey. He

hands the bottle to the Irish man,

whom exclaims,” may the English and

the Irish live together forever, in peace,

and harmony.” The Irish man then

tips the bottle and lashes half of it

down. Still flabbergasted over the

whole thing, he goes to hand the bottle

to the Englishman, whom replies: ” no

thanks, I’ll just wait till the police get

here!”

Higgins lived in Staten Island, New

York, and worked in Manhattan. He

had to take the ferryboat home every

night. One evening, he got down to the

ferry and found there was a wait for

the next boat, So Higgins decided to

stop at a nearby tavern. Before long he

was feeling no pain.

When he got back to the ferry slip, the

ferryboat was just eight feet from the

dock. Higgins, afraid of missing this one

and being late for dinner, took a

running leap and landed right on the

deck of the boat.

“How did you like that jump, buddy?”

said a proud Higgins to a deck hand.

“It was great,” said the sailor. “But why

didn’t you wait? We were just pulling

in!”

Two Irishmen were sitting in a four

engined plane flying back from a

shopping trip to Paris when the

captains voice came over the

loudspeaker. “Ladies and Gentlemen,

one of the engines appears to have

failed. There’s nothing to worry about

but we will be 15 minutes late in

landing at Gatwick.”

Five minutes later he said, “Nothing to

worry about, ladies and Gentlemen,

but one of the other engines has failed,

and we will now be an hour late.”

A moment later, “Er…sorry about this

ladies and gentlemen, but the third

engine has also given up the ghost and

we will now be two hours later than

expected.”

One of the Irishmen tapped his friend

on the shoulder. “Good heavens,

Patrick, do you realise that if the other

engine fails, we’ll be here all night ?”

A man is driving along in the Irish

countryside, when he comes to a petrol

station, since he’s in need of petrol, the

man decides to stop. He says to the

attendant at the station, “Fill it up, will

you?”. The man says “Sorry – we’re

right out of petrol.” So the man

considers, and says “Well, I’m a bit low

on oil, would you mind topping that

up?” And the attendant

responds”Sorry, but no oil either.” The

man thinks, and asks the attendant to

wash his windscreen, to which he gets

the by-now predictable response that

he can’t do that. The man at this point

is fairly mad, so he asks the attendant

“Just what kind of petrol station is

this ?” The attendant then looks both

ways, and very carefully whispers to

the man “To tell you the truth, this is

just an IRA front.”

The man then says “Well, in that case,

you can blow up the tyres !”

THOUGH SHALT NOT PASKEN FROM THE COFFEEROOM.

I thought I should add this as no one has added it yet! for further details please see the thread: rules of the coffeeroom!

(wow that felt good, almost like a mod!)

;end rant

can u make a recap, I haven’t been following

Yeh mods, pleeeeese do what more says!

dress up as B”y girls!

I’m not getting it, just coz a bochur is in yeshiva they can’t wear comfortable clothing?

and I have seen many yeshiva bochurim with jeans.

is the next thread gonna be on rimless cappel’s (yarmulkas to the Americans)?

I didn’t know troll’s could have haircuts!

just turn the shelf upside down, it will give you a few more months for free!

BALOOCHI, change it to JEW/IRISH/GEORDIE/TROLL/PAKI/POLISHER ETC.

just to keep everyone happy!

once there was a feministic Brit that wore

techeiles

..as her entry (we’re not sure if it was

supposed to be Chassidish or Oberlander)

into the Funniest Purim Costume contest.

She really could have used a haircut,

though, and some shampoo from a hotel.

and then she was trolling on the American posters, and that cheered up the wolf, whom offered……..

boruch rofei cholim on ur friend

good voch,

yay ador is this weeeeeek

we still rule!

baloochi: good jokes, I don’t know what some peoples issues are with good jokes?

another,

Paddy’s walking down the road shlepping a wardrobe, Shamus asks him: why don’t you get Murphy to help you? paddy answers: he’s inside carrying the clothes!

try kol haloshon

this thread should be in the joke thread!

Shiur on what?