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My friends sister had a birthday, so I asked her, “Wow, Batsheva! How old are you now? Are you six?”
She replied, “Yes. But I used to be five!” (Like, really??)
I was reading a joke book to my niece, the question was “What is always coming, but never arrives?” (The answer was “tomorrow”)
“Moshiach” she replied 🙂
http://www.theyeshivaworld.com/coffeeroom/topic/mods-you-rule
We can never have enough threads thanking the awesome mods though!!!!
OHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! THANK-YOU SOOOOO MUCH RANDOMEX!!!!! LOL!!!!
BTW, I cannot BELIEVE you are a she!!!! Idk why everybody I think is one gender turns out to be the other I would not make a very good detective!!
Also it was very sweet of you to ask her for me! Thank-you!
“Actually, it’s been less than 3 years, according to the time-stamp.”
That would be why she used the lashon “ALMOST” three years 🙂
Randomex – I’m an ultra coffee room addict???? Oh boy I had better watch myself, I’ve only been here about 3 weeks! Yikes :)! Also BTW, you quoted me, but it was actually Letakein Girl who said “ARWSF,
I found that thread just yesterday! I was wondering what happened in the end. So happy to hear things are ok now.”
“Well, that escalated quickly. I think this is the fastest-growing topic in my time on the CR so far”
I’ll say. There’s been about four-and-a-half pages of posts in two weeks!!
BTW, in book 5, Harry, Hermione, Ron etc. wands are confiscated by Umbridge. The book never mentions that Harry got his wand back (or the others, for that matter) but later it says he had his wand (in the Ministry). Supposedly the Inquisitorial squad held onto the wands and Harry’s friends took them back when they turned on their captors. But I found it interesting that the book never mentioned it.
Welcome back Randomex, btw. Missed you 🙂
“how funny is that?
[Makes serious face] Not funny enough to justify the bump.”
I disagree arwsf I found that really funny! (Sorry Randomex! 😉 )
You people are all so deep and amazing!!!
oomis – I also nearly drowned once! But thankfully I still love swimming so I don’t really consider that a childhood trauma 🙂 I have to agree with wannabechassidish – my biggest childhood trauma was coz of a teacher :'(
I think Machon Raaya gets a similar crowd to meohr, however MR is more academic. Also Darchei Bina is similar.
“Which seminary is in between meohr and nachlas?”
In terms of what? Academics? Types of girls? (Nachlas attracts a more yeshivish crowd than meohr)
Apparently Daniel Radcliffe is Jewish (his mother is but not his father)
“Is it true that Harry Potter is jewish?”
Read the beginning of this thread, which is dedicated to proving how Jewish Harry Potter is 😉
LG – I went through four subtitles in my first week (including member) I also noticed a new poster that got a subtitle straight away! Post on http://www.theyeshivaworld.com/coffeeroom/topic/suggest-subtitles-for-others-okay-and-yourself
That’s how I got mine 🙂 Also you could ask other ppl for help. Some mods are very original but I think they prefer if you or someone else comes up with a subtitle
Whichever awesome mod gave secretagentyid his subtitle is the best mod 😀
but…. lol I was waiting for that, I thought someone would say something like, “Wasn’t that yesterday’s “Catch of the Day”?” (pun intended)…..
“Sometimes I read old posts, and people comment on each others’ subtitles, and I have no idea what they are talking about.”
Yup, that happens to me all the time, which is exactly why I am bumping this thread 🙂
Mine was “Clap along” for about two and a half minutes, then “Still new here. Handle with care”, and finally, “Wishing for clarity” 🙂
Writersoul = posterheart
Randomex = Memberex
Dont remember nemore…
My friend got her hair permanently straightened a few years ago, they said she hadta get it redone every few months, but she only did it like every year. However, with curling you would prob havta get it done more often…..but it’s a great idea; I would love to do it! You should go for it!
ARWSF – you sound so much like my friend!! lol you really made me laugh!
“But it would be a lot harder to deny it if he had been presented with incontrovertible proof.”
Precisely.
“WOW!!! How many times did you guys read each book?”
Um, bout…..levendy-six?
Does anybody know the lyrics to (and I dont know how to say this in a simpler way, so sorry!!) the first line of the stanza after the chorus in the London Girls Choir song Avinu Malkenu??? It sounds like “exterminate and make a flu” (I haven’t really heard the song, but it was driving my friend crazy, and she showed it to me but I couldn’t make out the words) as far as I know the lyrics arent googleable
golfer, rotfl!!!
“I was going to ask why they didn’t use veritaserum on Harry to get Fudge to believe that Voldemort back”
Oh, please. Fudge knew the truth. He just didnt want to admit it
showjoe – if any guy did that to me I would dump him on the spot
jfem – sorry, but when you get as many telemarketers as we do, they start to get on your nerves.
“My father once had a guy with a strong Indian accent introduce himself as ‘Alan Smith” – they do that to us ALLL the time!!! One Indian said to me, “Hello, this is Michael from <my city>” and I was thinking, “How dumb do you think I am?!”
Ivory – lol!!! I was like, “What thread is that???” and then it clicked….so cute! 🙂
I will take that as a “no”….only ones who have showed their faces recently are -29, -42 and -100, so I assume those are the only ones left…and maybe -73
And mod-67 who only posted once (do these guys even exist anymore?!)
Is the chassidish way better?
Are the chassidish waaaaay better?
Like mod 35?
yerushalmi in exile – yes, when telephone companies call, my mother says, “We don’t have a telephone.”
Thank-you mod 42! This is a rlly funny thread!! I tried looking to see if there was a thread like this, but the title is misleading I think mine was better! 🙂 Neway I am bumping this thread in the hope that someone else will add to it coz I wanna hear moremoremore!!! (Soo sorry, ivory, to do this to you AGAIN…. 🙂 Blame mod 42 ;P )
I am waiting for someone to come along and tell me off…..
SIDI, don’t worry where there’s a will, there’s a way, and you’re pretty close, so don’t give up! lol 😉 Let’s have a competition, I think I am winning already ;P
My mother always tells telemarketers, “Could I have your credit card number? Because I charge for my time.” They hang up pretty quickly
“Why doesn’t SwiftKey read my mind to see what I really want to type instead of guessing?!”
LOL!!! Actually I thought u especially wrote afflicted (coz a lot of posters get attacked) but I thought that was a bit of a harsh way to “welcome” someone to the CR, so I suggested addicted (which is not good, but better than getting afflicted 😉 ) Actually I should have known you better SIDI that u wouldn’t say something like that! So I am sorry!
“cij, you addicted yet?” You tell me…..?? 😉
“Stay awhile, get afflicted” that should be changed to “Stay awhile, get addicted”
Everybody should do two things:
1) Ask their rav for advice – he will help you decide the best thing FOR YOU (which in no way may be the best thing for somebody else)!!! and
2) Daven for siyata dishmaya. There is no way you can know if a marriage will or won’t work out, you can only try your best and leave it up to Hashem.
aswas – ????
“Also pray for strength and clarity” I do that all the time (not the former so much as the latter 😉 )
Oh good, so I’m not going crazy after all 😉
Wisey – lol! That would be so cool! 😀
miriam377 – yes. Although I love the Golden Crown, it is, um, *officially* a kid’s tape, so none of the songs are exactly tearjerkers, although they are all stunning in their own right
“As far as i can tell cozimjewish is a teenager” what gave it away? ;P ;P
Random sidepoint, being as this is the HP thread – sirvoddmort, the first time I saw your username, I immediately thought of Voldemort (except instead of “Lord Voldemort” you chose “Sir Voldemort, for some reason 😉 )
Another random sidepoint: Voldemort is apparently now a dictionary word, since it isn’t underlined, so cool
SIDI – I’m pretty sure it influenced her decision to name her son Yosef….