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☢️ Rand0m3x 🎲Participant
Welcome back, Avi K.
☢️ Rand0m3x 🎲ParticipantIt didn’t take much sharpness or brightness to Google [“ben sira” beard].
Anyway, “If B, then A” does not follow from “If A, then B.”
As for the point of this thread… (Do threads need points?) How about,
“to demonstrate that our impressions or assumptions can be mistaken?”
☢️ Rand0m3x 🎲ParticipantBut how did HaLeiVi make that second post without having
☢️ Rand0m3x 🎲ParticipantNot funny. 🙂
☢️ Rand0m3x 🎲ParticipantOg?
☢️ Rand0m3x 🎲ParticipantWhat did you mean, then? Is he missing again?
EDIT: Yup.
☢️ Rand0m3x 🎲Participant☢️ Rand0m3x 🎲ParticipantAlso, Grooveshark (a site that plays music for free) has the three songs by IE (listed as”ise kif” and “Rakata” in addition to “Im Ein Ani”).
☢️ Rand0m3x 🎲ParticipantRe: http://www.theyeshivaworld.com/coffeeroom/topic/fast-songs#post-550278
Part of the trouble you had with finding the songs might have been
because I’d, shall we say, improvised some titles (generally a
bad idea), and was also using the incorrect track numbers from my
little brother’s old iPod for the CI songs (that’s how I heard of
those singers).
The albums are on Mostly Music as “Itzik Eshel – Rak Ata 1” and
“Chaim [or Haim] Israel – Words of Prayer,” with preview clips
only for CI.
On Israel-music, IE’s is called “Only You – Part 1,” “Words of
Prayer” is again listed under Chaim Israel, and both have
nine-minute album previews with low audio quality
(the CI samples are not the same as the Mostly Music ones).
The samples of the songs I mentioned start at
the following times in the Israel-music previews:
CI:
“Rak Elokim” – :45,
“Ahava Balev” – 4:30
“Chatan Kala” (YL) – 3:00 (You won’t hear the part I was thinking of.)
IE:
Im Ein Ani 0:00
Rak Ata – 4:30
Eize Kif – 6:00
☢️ Rand0m3x 🎲ParticipantI don’t have one. If you’re looking for recommendations,
I might be able to help you, though.
☢️ Rand0m3x 🎲Participantbranah.com/hebrew
☢️ Rand0m3x 🎲ParticipantWelcome back, you two! I wonder if LVT will show up soon…
☢️ Rand0m3x 🎲ParticipantThere’s also the Branah option. Whether the mods allow the link or
not, you should be able to Google it. It’s good for small amounts.
☢️ Rand0m3x 🎲ParticipantI have one beard, not white, long, nor split, but probably scraggly.
(Thanks for the over-estimation, Little Froggie.)
☢️ Rand0m3x 🎲ParticipantShortly before Purim, I think. You may have noticed other users subtitled “Joseph” or who have had it added to their names in parentheses.
Joseph has used many names – “Lior” was apparently one of them.
☢️ Rand0m3x 🎲ParticipantSo what? Can’t a person write divrei Torah without semicha?
☢️ Rand0m3x 🎲ParticipantRabi Elazar ben Pedos?
☢️ Rand0m3x 🎲ParticipantIt was in the “E-pals” thread. I’d wondered how
many people saw it before the thread was deleted.
☢️ Rand0m3x 🎲ParticipantHas anyone yet clearly explained the difference between nivel peh and curse words?
I can try: Nivul peh is described in Chapter 11 of Mesilas Yeshorim.
Anything else is, I assume, not nivul peh. Another concept that may prove useful is lashon n’kiyah. Can someone provide the location of the story of the Kohen who described the size of his portion of lechem haponim as
“the tail of a sheretz ?”
☢️ Rand0m3x 🎲ParticipantIf you give more details about your situation, the people
here will probably be more forthcoming with advice.
☢️ Rand0m3x 🎲ParticipantI’ve been getting modded quite a bit this week, or maybe it only
feels that way because it hasn’t been happening much recently.
☢️ Rand0m3x 🎲Participantlesschumras’ subtitle used to be “more kulas,”
but I guess someone eventually took exception to it.
☢️ Rand0m3x 🎲ParticipantOomis, have you seen Hanabi?
☢️ Rand0m3x 🎲ParticipantCatch Yourself, the four phone calls were numbers to call
to start receiving local papers – I think they were four out
of these five: Voice of Lakewood, Lakewood Shopper, Masa U’Matan,
BP Graphics (BP Weekly), and ACM (The Lakewood Weekly).
The mods have not allowed me to post numbers.
She should probably look up Lakewood Courier in the
phone book and ask them to add her address – they deliver
most if not all of the above.
☢️ Rand0m3x 🎲ParticipantIn case anyone doesn’t know, KS = Kirkland Signature (Costco).
Do they make shirts without collar-point buttons?
☢️ Rand0m3x 🎲ParticipantNo. (I think your reasoning that a mod’s civilian
account would not have been blocked was correct.)
I was just noting that that mod might have used
my way of saying that I had not been understood,
which I hadn’t known if anyone understood.
☢️ Rand0m3x 🎲Participant(Sorry, Shopping.)
Welcome back, Shmelka.Goldman.
Also, a much belated welcome back to Brony
(he’ll probably see it) and PAA.
☢️ Rand0m3x 🎲ParticipantSalad is not Salad without FETA – Original unknown
(What was wrong with that last one, anyway?)
☢️ Rand0m3x 🎲ParticipantOP:
“I bought a specific brand for no conscious reason, then
realized I’d bought it because I’d liked an ad for it.”
Another poster:
“I noticed a product because I’d seen an ad for it.”
In other words, the power of an advertisement
is to make you more aware of a product.
☢️ Rand0m3x 🎲ParticipantOh, I forgot!
lamud vov tzadi *
lamed vov tzadik *
Ah, the days when I underestimated the mods…
Perhaps the post I wanted to put up under one of
those names will now finally see the light of day.
Thread title: 126
What should a Rebbe do?
Besides coming on time with a tie and giving good classes that don’t make you Bored, a rebbi has to do a lot. He should make sure everyone has Chavrusas, even the Gritty kids.
He should take care of the boys’s health by making sure they eat
Yogurts, asking them “How many hours of sleep do you get in one night?,” and giving them Sleeping tablets if they need them.
He should be friendly with them by helping them make Noodle soups, playing Football with them and even being their Football role model, and wishing them Mazol Tov when it’s their birthday.
He should tell them Good Stories about R Chaim Pinchas Scheinberg,
Dovid HaMelech, and The greatest person who ever lived. By the time they leave his class, there shouldn’t be Any miracle stories from gedolim that they haven’t heard, and they should even remember Marcus Lehmann.
He should teach them Torah codes, but not Kabbalah, even The Zohar, and never tell them Spooky stories about shaidim, Talking to the dead, Half dying, Dybbuks, or The result of my first Kabbalah session, or even scary stories from the news about Terror leaders, an Explosion at Iranian nuclear facility, North Korea vs South Korea, Nuclear Iran, Isis having fighter jets or, worst of all, a Frankfurt meat shop caught selling triefe meat.
He should teach them not to have iPhones, but if they really want to anyway, he should teach them about using only Good jewish apps, watching only Good jewish videos, and using only Good jewish websites to look for Jobs online, and not to use iTunes to listen to Lipa schmeltzer, because Modern music is bad.
Even after they leave his class, he should come to their wedding and even buy a Gift for their kallah.
I put it all together! Can you put it all together? Do you know who I am now? [The answer was supposed to be Alter.]
I have ruach hakodesh and I can prove it.
128-138-141-129-137-131-130
☢️ Rand0m3x 🎲ParticipantThen he flew back out the window, but my knees turned weak when he said
“Hubb ah gitn Shabbos and I’ll see you next veek”
-Country Yossi, “Flyin’ Lukshin Kugel Eater”
Or maybe she didn’t notice the V.
Oh, she knows, she just wants salami.
-Not an exact quote from Tuki in K&T Vol. 4.
☢️ Rand0m3x 🎲ParticipantHey, that’s right!
Now I know at least one person understands. 😀
☢️ Rand0m3x 🎲ParticipantFunny, mod. 🙂
(Did you guys manually change all the titles to 0-#,
or did you disable non-alphanumeric titles?)
☢️ Rand0m3x 🎲ParticipantOkay, I messed up.
I thought the Lakewood List (it’s actually made for people who live in Baltimore) had a list of numbers to call to receive the local
publications, but the ones I have in the house don’t. Can anyone from Lakewood remember where the text “Some say you’re not an official Lakewood resident until you’ve made these four phone calls” comes from?
March 17, 2015 12:49 am at 12:49 am in reply to: I know it's not the type to ask, but how was? #1097321☢️ Rand0m3x 🎲ParticipantBut I didn’t raise it. 🙂
☢️ Rand0m3x 🎲Participant😀 I was wondering if you’d notice.
(There goes yet another variation on my name…)
☢️ Rand0m3x 🎲ParticipantThe what?
☢️ Rand0m3x 🎲ParticipantOkay, I may have been laboring under the misconception that one
does not fulfill the mitzvah with a garment if he was already
wearing it before the time when one is obligated in tzitzis.
Thus, it stood to reason that if one cannot fulfill the mitzvah in that case, he would also not be nullifying it if the tzitzis were posul.
But maybe that’s totally wrong, in which case I retract the riddle.
Can I get some help here from someone who, unlike me,
knows what they’re talking about??
☢️ Rand0m3x 🎲ParticipantMammele / R.T.:
Correct, but I accidentally left out “in the normal fashion”
from the second and third revisions of the riddle.
(Version 4.0)
How is it possible for a Jewish adult male (of sound mind and not an ????) to wear (in the normal fashion, in the daytime) his own tallis or tallis koton (of the proper size) which is posul, without modifying or damaging it, and yet not be mevatel the mitzvah of tzitzis?
mobico:
“Without modifying or damaging it.”
Josh31:
While I’m sure your first answer is incorrect,
I don’t know about the second. You might be right,
although I doubt it. It’s not what I had in mind, though.
☢️ Rand0m3x 🎲Participantwas it help I’ve been hacked!
or ???
or !!!
It was “!!!.” “Help I’ve been hacked” is here:
http://www.theyeshivaworld.com/coffeeroom/topic/help-ive-been-hacked
(I guess the rest of us will never
find out why your post was edited.)
☢️ Rand0m3x 🎲Participantwhat do you mean
if you go to lior it says joseph on top
But he never said it. I think the mods just happened to
identify him around the same time as the Purim shtick.
☢️ Rand0m3x 🎲ParticipantHow could you even conceive a contrary opinion, JT? 🙂
☢️ Rand0m3x 🎲ParticipantI see what you mean now, but it wasn’t the “0” I
was thinking about, only the “-#.”
March 15, 2015 11:43 pm at 11:43 pm in reply to: I know it's not the type to ask, but how was? #1097318☢️ Rand0m3x 🎲ParticipantNot even one “I know, right?”
☢️ Rand0m3x 🎲ParticipantIf she can get her hands on a Lakewood List (also known locally
as a “Baltimore phone book” [the people who make it live there]), she can start getting the local publications and looking at their classified sections.
☢️ Rand0m3x 🎲ParticipantOh, she knows, she just wants salami.
Or maybe she didn’t notice the V.
☢️ Rand0m3x 🎲ParticipantMetaphors are usually used to help people get your point
by applying it in another context where they’ll understand
why you’re right. If your metaphor doesn’t match up with
what you’re trying to say, people might get annoyed.
☢️ Rand0m3x 🎲ParticipantI’ve heard there’s a website with a massive library
of old radio shows for free listening/downloading.
☢️ Rand0m3x 🎲ParticipantOh, Little Froggie, there’s another subtitle I think
you should have a look at. Be sure to see it in HD.
March 15, 2015 1:59 am at 1:59 am in reply to: Just testing the various “allowed markup”s ☑️❎🆙 #1212894☢️ Rand0m3x 🎲ParticipantSo, it seems that even if a post by you is rejected, you will
continue to see a post count 1 higher than the actual one for
the thread you attempted to post in.
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