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January 20, 2011 11:09 pm at 11:09 pm in reply to: What Are Your Top FOUR Nisayon-Survival Tips? #730298chayav inish livisumayParticipant
Pashuteh Yid only a Modern Chareidi Zionist wud say something like that
women definately have nisyonos it cud be that certain tayva related ones arent the same for women as they are for men
but they definately have nisyonos of tzniyus, genayva, loshon hora etc…
chayav inish livisumayParticipanti think 15 is the perfect age
amuligayuren in the alter heim thats how it was
i dont think we shudve evr changed from that
chayav inish livisumayParticipanti think i now understand what u meant shticky guy
chayav inish livisumayParticipanti dont think watching TV has anything to do with being yeshivish
A BEN TORAH SHUDNT WATCH TV
watching sports may be an issue of yeshivshness
chayav inish livisumayParticipantwtvr ur motives were i find it very confusing that u switched plz switch back??
chayav inish livisumayParticipantspeak for yourself
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA
u get it??
chayav inish livisumayParticipantDONT SAY IT TO LOUDLY
chayav inish livisumayParticipantoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooops wrong screenname
chayav inish livisumayParticipantim actually 80 yrs old thats why i chose my screenname
chayav inish livisumayParticipantin reality it probably means hes lightly yeshivish like he wears white shirts and tzitzis out but he doesnt shmeff and is still able to say a sentence with all english words and didnt yet reach the madrayga of being zoche to a raspy voice
chayav inish livisumayParticipantthat was deep
im gonna need time to think abt that one
chayav inish livisumayParticipantDOES that mean stamgoy has the same last name as me?? UHOH
chayav inish livisumayParticipantHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
and thats why hes agreeing, to try to cover it up
im so proud of myself
jokes on u
chayav inish livisumayParticipantmaybe it was an actual slip up and its true but they didnt want ppl to think that so they said it straight out because everybody wud assume they were joking if they did so??
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAA
jokes on u
chayav inish livisumayParticipanti apologized u didnt need to change ur name!!
🙁
chayav inish livisumayParticipantmaybe they were saying two seperate things
1)hes yeshivish
2)hes light, not heavy
or maybe they were saying hes light for a yeshivish guy but compared to the rest of the world hes heavy
chayav inish livisumayParticipantmod 80 he didnt ask for the corny answer
chayav inish livisumayParticipantCHAYAVINISHLIVISUMAY…
chayav inish livisumayParticipantIM STILL NOT GETTING THE JOKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
chayav inish livisumayParticipantheight is a big factor in everybodys mind but in reality its not such a big deal thats why tgere are so many marriages where the guy is a foot taller, or the girl is a little taller
January 20, 2011 9:54 pm at 9:54 pm in reply to: What would you like to see happen, regarding family, before you die? #730451chayav inish livisumayParticipanti dont think u shud give up because of this many such ppl get married
chayav inish livisumayParticipantmisterhock dont switch to a tumadik shmutzdik paper full of crumkeit and all the narishkeit of this world
switch to the yaated or jewish press
is it worth letting ur yiddisha kinder to be mushpa from an anti kadosh shmutzrag that can really mess ur kids up???
chayav inish livisumayParticipantgoogle it im sure there are tons of reports on it
chayav inish livisumayParticipantgreat idea cuz limericks are hard to make
u mustve done this for my sake
cuz im very into rhyme(s)
but limericks take a lot of time
chayavinish is my name
and getting drunk is not a game
but if u do it right
parents shudmnt put up a fight
cuz if its matur for a day
its much better to say hey
ill let my kid bec thats what the rabbis say
chayav inish livisumayParticipantMOther in Israel- Take a chill pill, sir–or a good stiff drink. Can’t you take a joke?
Jokes on u they were serious
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
chayav inish livisumayParticipanti do by getting drunk
chayav inish livisumayParticipanthow apparent is this mental illness
regardless of how apparent it is i think u have a chiyuv to tell the guy abt it
but u shud ask a rav
chayav inish livisumayParticipantdeiyezooger- chayavinish is not a gemara name it may come from a gemara but its part of a well known song
IN the alter heim people were expected to be honest but in this society full of narishkeit u cant really expect that. however in my family we are very honest. I encourage my grandchildren to tell only tyhe truth
chayav inish livisumayParticipantchayavinish thats the niggun for grammin
chayav inish livisumayParticipantif everybody calls it cholov stam dont be ocd and u should also call it cholov stam
i know somebody who pronounces sh’kiah as shikiah because thats the correct way
THATS NOT HEALTHY
January 19, 2011 4:53 am at 4:53 am in reply to: Take The Courage Test! See How High You Score! #729981chayav inish livisumayParticipanteclipse
when u have nothing smart to post what do u do??
chayav inish livisumayParticipantobservanteen
ARE U SERIOUSLY GETTING ADVICE FROM A BUNCH OF PPL WITHOUT LIVES WHO U DONT EVEN KNOW??????????????????????
chayav inish livisumayParticipantpirates,cowboys,fishermen,yerushalmis, etc
in yeshiva u dont need costumes on purim u just get a bunch of random things and put them on makes life much easier
BUT for me its purim yr round so im always dressed up
chayav inish livisumayParticipantguys nobody will read ur comments if they are 50 lines long give me a break
chayav inish livisumayParticipanti fulfill ad dlo yoda with a natural high but on purim i fulfill it with alcohol
chayav inish livisumayParticipantblinky i know the rules but i didnt have a rhyme for the last line
Mod 80 ur posts are not so good
but i will tell u what i should
its not right that u have two names
cuz the cr is not meant for playing games
so if u have two everybody cud
chayav inish livisumayParticipantBP TOTTY one more thing
for birthday presents they can get each other acne cream
chayav inish livisumayParticipantin the chasidish community 15 is not so crazy cuz the boys start going out at 17!!
but to any parent that allows their child to get married at such a young age needs to seriously look for a good therapist
how can u expect a boy that is 15 to get married and stay married???
chayav inish livisumayParticipanthow bout this
NA NANA NANA NANA NA
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NA NANA NANA NANA NA
NANANANANANA
NA NA NA NA NA NA NA
NANANANANANA
NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NANANANANANANA
(hint: its used on purim)
chayav inish livisumayParticipantsometimes you cant break it no matter how hard you try. that is the type of friendship we should all cherish.
WINNY 1 PUMFAHKERT this is the type of relationship that you shud never make!! its extremely annoying if u dont want to be someones friend and they think u r
chayav inish livisumayParticipanti think posting under the influence is the most befitting for me
🙂
chayav inish livisumayParticipantthere is a chiyuv called chayavinishlivisumay
it is something that the rabbis say
but do it with bottle of wine
have seven eight or nine
cuz wine is the right way
some do it with beer
and others i fear
do it with hard stuff
cuz they think they are tough
but thats not what the rabbis say
chayav inish livisumayParticipantmods why do u allow cursing in the posts??????????????????
chayav inish livisumayParticipanteclipse those rhymes were pretty witty
but u i really pity
cuz its a great fealin
when you r way above the ceilin(G)
in a whole different city
thats what ints like when ur drunk
cuz getting drunk means u have spunk
its a feeling worth having
cuz all day ull be laughing
JUST CUZ UR DRUNK DOESNT MEAN UR A PUNK
chayav inish livisumayParticipanti like the look of it
:)chayavinishlivisumay:)
chayav inish livisumayParticipantprobably one of them started doing it and then the other copied him/her
:)chayavinishlivisumay:)
January 16, 2011 5:36 am at 5:36 am in reply to: How To Get Appreciated While You're Still Alive #728510chayav inish livisumayParticipantthis is a depressing thread:(
chayav inish livisumayParticipanti wrote it in the other thread but it was closed because there is a limerick thred already so i copied it to here
chayav inish livisumayParticipanta sad story on this topic
i know somebody that got engaged aftyer very few dates and when the guy took her to pick out a ring she said how can u expect me to make a desicion like this in such a short amount of time this is a liofe desicion. i need time to think
she thought more abt the ring than the guy:(
chayav inish livisumayParticipantbecause they get engaged after 3 dates because they dont want to chas v’shalom go out for longer than that because they think iots wrong. I dont know why its wrong this is the most important decision of ur life.
Somehow this system woprks very well in the chasidish world. they have 2 or 3 meetings and then they get engaged and there divorce rate is pretty low. But then again they marry their cosuins!!!!
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