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Eclipse good for you but u can’t say that and then not tell us what the rumor was. You got my interest piqued
Eclipse I’d like to welcome you back. Or is this a new person who took the name eclipse now that the old one became watermelon??
In the alter heim a thread like this never wouldve started.
Watermelon I’m really surprised
Just cuz I stopped doesn’t mean u shudve compromised
If u think its wrong to have a shot or a beer
I wudnt expect a lchaim to hear
Watermelon slow down I was just kidding
I drink while standing and also when sitting
I drink rightside up and upside down
But drinking takes away everyones frowns
Lchaim to watermalon lerts have a stiff shot
and jhust be happy I’m drinking and not shmeffing pot
In the cr we talk abt a lot
But at a point the topics styart to rot
We talk abt shidduchim
And also zevugim
Teens at risk and many more
But the topics start to bore
So I talk abt drinking cuz it causes a stir
But they still don’t know if I’m a bubby or a mister
I do it just for fun
I don’t really drink rum
Its all a big joke
So fun you guys poke
I’m sorry u guys didn’t chop
So I guess ill stop
Brooklyn yenta its true that even when a personm doies ridicuyles things they attract attention but if a lady is wearing a shmata although shell attract attention people won’t be attracted to her. If she’s wearing a nice shaitel shell attract attention and be attractive
BrooKklyn yenta its true that u can also get attention by doing somwthing weird but usually a lady that is wearing a shmata on her head although she will get attention nobody will be attracted. Hwvr someone who is wearing an oustantetous shaitel wiL get attention and will be attractive.
I think everyone has one zivug but its possible for sdomeone to take someone elses zivug by davening for it. But I don’t know how it works when a person is married and then the spouse dies and get remarried. Which one was the real zivug???
oomis1105
you have a good point but you are completely wrong. If a lady would be covering her arm with a more attractive arm that would be the same problem as covering her hair with more attractive hair. Wearing nice clothes isnt using more attractive erva to cover the ervah
watermelon just take a chill
if u really need just pop a pill
u dont know me from a whole in the wall
i may be short fat skinny or tall
so let me drink to my hearts content
but if u really want u can vent
hwvr i must say i approve of drinking
cuz it gets you through the day with minimal thinking
a shot a day keeps the doctor away
and keep in mind chayavinishlivisumay
what is watermelon in yiddishe??
if lawyers and doctors and every other proffesional doesnt have a back up why do marbeitzei torah need a backup with some siyata dishmaya they’ll be fine. i know marbeitzie torah that had no backup and when the time came they managed to get a good job without a problem. hashem helps
maybe i will go see a shrink
but only after i have a good drink
he’ll tell me to change gear
ill wash his advice down with a cold beer
its true i may be in a tough spot
but ill forget abt it after a nice shot
em yirtzah hashem by you
apushatayid- who says im not a posek??
yiddishemishpacha- does your whole family gather around the computer and vote on what to post?? its probably hard with a few people to decide.
yochie
1)i think u know what was innapropriate abt what you “keyed”
2)in the alter heim people didnt “key” such things
3)Yochie is a nickname for yochanan
4)mitzve haba b’aveira is not mutar
daas yaochid it seems u are talking alone
do u have conversations with noone else on the phone
u left five comments in a row
so let someone else have a go
nah forget it ill just leave u alone
unpacking groceries is the worst chore by far. My parents go suparmarket shopping once a week and when they come home there is 300 dollars worth of groceries to unpack
i spoke to an adam choshov and he told me that if the boy is not into learning and wudnt do well in the states its worth taking the risk of snding him to EY because it is very inspiring and uplifting. Hwvr a boy that is already into learning and can be matzliach in the states shud not take the risk
watermelon i think u shud contact a therapist for your relative, im only an alcoholic not a crack addict
i may be a queen and not a king
but i needed a word that rhymed with thing
daas yochid u are only 1 opinion
to make me stop talking ull need a minyan
a bubby is allowed to enjoy
even if im not a teenage boy
so i get drunk whenever i need
but to all youngsters please take heed
getting drunk is not a simple think
but listen to me cuz i am the king
a few shots will last u a long time
and if u use vodka drink it with lime
beer is a low percentage drink
so u wont get drunk in a blink
wine is tha chiyuv that the rabbis say
but hwvr u do it remember chayavinishlivisumay
yochie inappropate for such a kodoshdika site. in the alter heim ppl didnt talk this way
especially for a guy
im pushit ashamed of the narishkeit
please close
smartcookie the thread is titled shaving womens hair
mods this might not be such an appropriate thread already there were some interesting comments
consider closing!!!!!!
i always read it as the gog but apparently i was wrong
alwayswondering- stop wondering
asyyeger electricity has nothing to do with this electricity has enhanced our lives without damaging yiddishkeit but sheitels have greatly ruined our spirituality for many reasons
1)women have to outdo each other causing sinas chinum,kinah
2)It takes away the whole point of covering their hair
brooklyn yenta-
a woman would probably attract more attention looking like garbage.
WHAT??? ARE U SAYING LADIES THAT LOOK LIKE GARBAGE ARE ATTRACTIVE???? I DONT KNOW WHERE U HAVE BEEN
it just means hes not greasy but at the same time he has yeshivish values
kapish??
u may not be chayav but i am watermelon
look at the positive there are probably 500 instituitions that need money and only 50 call
daniel u r a girl????
what has this world come to??????
fahkert if u changed ur name u shud let us know
i think that if a big personality in the cr (like myself) were to change there screenname they shud let other big personalities know
try “bsiyata dishmaya”
thatll calm u down
mbochur i also live in the miami area
this one wont last more than a day
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
dont take life advice from this website if u feel like u need to drive forget what everyone here said
anyways i dont think there is anything wrong with women driving especially oot
so kal vchomer in ur circumstances there is nothing wrong
i think it builds character when u run across the house and its a tzedaka. i dont think there is a real way to solve the problem unless every person in klal yisroel takes it upon himself to research tzedakas and donate without people having to call and ask for money. The mosdos need the money and people dont give without being asked so this is what they have to do. Sorry
even if they r not 5000 they are still upwards of 2000 and i think the sheitels are nicer than a lot of womens actual hair. just because ur covering ur hair doesnt mean that u can go out and buy the shaitel that will make u look very good. i think women shud buy shaitels that are equally as nice as their actual hair
amuligiyuren in the alter heim not only did people not have custom shaitels but they covered their hair with shmatas and nobody thought any worse of them
im not exactly sure at the moment
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sadly the world bases everything on chitzoniyus so although there is nothing inherently wrong with wearing jeans, ppl view it as bad in the non modern orthodox frum community. however in other circles it is totally fine. But now that there is a bad association with wearing jeans i dont think u shud.
black jeans dont really have a bad association so there is nothing wrong with them
i never really understood why ppl are so obs3essed with jeans are they that comfortable??
can i please get a subtitle??