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  • in reply to: Funny Bumper Stickers #1163597
    bygirl31
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    -I didn’t say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you

    -I have kleptomania, but when it gets really bad I take something for it

    -sometimes too much to drink isn’t enough

    -suicidal twin kills sister by mistake!

    -my short-term memory isn’t as sharp as it used to be. also, my short-term memory isn’t as sharp as it used to be

    -a bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory

    -I may be schizophrenic but at least I have each other

    -money isn’t everything but it sure keeps the kids in touch

    -whoever said money can’t buy happiness just doesn’t know where to shop

    -reality is only an illusion that occurs due to a lack of alcohol

    -courdory pillows are making headlines!

    -I want to die while asleep like my grandfather. not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car

    in reply to: YOU can Resolve the Shidduch Crisis #664330
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    hmm yea after I thought bout that I realized it might not be the best idea…sry!

    in reply to: YOU can Resolve the Shidduch Crisis #664328
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    lets make some shidduchim right here in the cr!

    in reply to: Drinking On SImchas Torah #661979
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    wolf- let me clarify….there is nothing wrong with drinking- a normal amount! I have nothing against alcohol and am all for a lchaim on a friday night. but what simchas torah has become is not what its supposed to be and the drinking gets out of control.

    in reply to: So, What did YOU do this Chol Ha’moed? #661889
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    is is just me or did any of you learn that its assur to shop on chol hamoed?

    in reply to: Drinking On SImchas Torah #661943
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    wow this world has stooped to a new low- a thread on ywn about drinking on simchas torah as if its ok….

    in reply to: Funny Bumper Stickers #1163590
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    I may be drunk and you may be ugly, but in the morning I’ll wake up sober 🙂

    in reply to: Yeshivah Boy in a Co-ed College #661631
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    a bais yaakov girl shouldnt be in a co-ed college either.

    in reply to: Inspiring Quotes #1084707
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    “true friends stab you in the front” -Oscar Wilde

    in reply to: Inspiring Quotes #1084706
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    the theme of my rav’s shabbos shuva drasha- “don’t tell G-d how big your problems are, tell your problems how big G-d is”

    and also- “little kids dont let you sleep, big kids dont let you live”

    in reply to: Gifts For Simchas #661395
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    haha i like that sunflower!!

    in reply to: Esrogim Minhagim #816574
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    oh… goood to know…thanks 🙂

    in reply to: Gifts For Simchas #661392
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    wat type of simcha? but cash is always accepted 🙂

    in reply to: Esrogim Minhagim #816569
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    bein hasdorim- arent garinim sunflower seeds?

    in reply to: Tehilim when seeing Hatzalah #661171
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    good idea!

    in reply to: Post Here – So We Know You’re In The CR #906075
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    just wanted to say thank u to all of u for providing me with entertainment while im at work 🙂

    in reply to: Tehilim when seeing Hatzalah #661169
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    but when you see an ambulance it could be a mazel tov or a refuah shleima…us outsiders dont know. so u say the kapital- it can be a bakasha or it can be thanking Hashem…a kapital tehillim never hurt!

    in reply to: Nursery Rhymes For Jews #885917
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    LOLOLOL! THESE ARE AWESOME!

    in reply to: Tehilim when seeing Hatzalah #661166
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    translation for yoyo’s post- this should be peoples kabbalah to begin the new year!!! its extremely important and can have amazing affects

    some vowels were left out 🙂

    Thank you, I figured it out, but it took a minute or so.

    in reply to: Funny or Interesting Vanity Plates #700711
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    on a mustang- mineferd

    on a 15 passsenger van- pb4ugo

    🙂

    in reply to: Tehilim when seeing Hatzalah #661163
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    my rav once said by a drasha…everyone talks n talks bout how many tzaros there are yet everyone feels like theres nothing we can do. say a kapitel tehillim when u see hatazalah! u nvr know wat ur kapital could do! n all the tehillim said should be a zchus for refuah for klal yisroel 🙂

    in reply to: Mistaken Lyrics #1087735
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    pookie- LOL!!!

    in reply to: A Humorous Item #1173675
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    You have to be old enough to remember Abbott and Costello, and too old to REALLY understand computers, to fully appreciate this. For those of us who sometimes get flustered by our computers, please read on…

    If Bud Abbott and Lou Costello were alive today, their infamous sketch, ‘Who’s on First?’ might have turned out something like this:

    COSTELLO CALLS TO BUY A COMPUTER FROM ABBOTT

    ABBOTT: Super Duper computer store. Can I help you?

    COSTELLO: Thanks I’m setting up an office in my den and I’m thinking about buying a computer.

    ABBOTT: Mac?

    COSTELLO: No, the name’s Lou.

    ABBOTT: Your computer?

    COSTELLO: I don’t own a computer. I want to buy one.

    ABBOTT: Mac?

    COSTELLO: I told you, my name’s Lou.

    ABBOTT: What about Windows?

    COSTELLO: Why? Will it get stuffy in here?

    ABBOTT: Do you want a computer with Windows?

    COSTELLO: I don’t know. What will I see when I look at the windows?

    ABBOTT: Wallpaper.

    COSTELLO: Never mind the windows. I need a computer and software.

    ABBOTT: Software for Windows?

    COSTELLO: No. On the computer! I need something I can use to write proposals, track expenses and run my business. What do you have?

    ABBOTT: Office.

    COSTELLO: Yeah, for my office. Can you recommend anything?

    ABBOTT: I just did.

    COSTELLO: You just did what?

    ABBOTT: Recommend something.

    COSTELLO: You recommended something?

    ABBOTT: Yes.

    COSTELLO: For my office?

    ABBOTT: Yes.

    COSTELLO: OK, what did you recommend for my office?

    ABBOTT: Office.

    COSTELLO: Yes, for my office!

    ABBOTT: I recommend Office with Windows.

    COSTELLO: I already have an office with windows! OK, let’s just say I’m sitting at my computer and I want to type a proposal. What do I need?

    ABBOTT: Word.

    COSTELLO: What word?

    ABBOTT: Word in Office.

    COSTELLO: The only word in office is office.

    ABBOTT: The Word in Office for Windows.

    COSTELLO: Which word in office for windows?

    ABBOTT: The Word you get when you click the blue ‘W’.

    COSTELLO: I’m going to click your blue ‘w’ if you don’t start with some straight answers. What about financial bookkeeping? You have anything I can track my money with?

    ABBOTT: Money.

    COSTELLO: That’s right. What do you have?

    ABBOTT: Money.

    COSTELLO: I need money to track my money?

    ABBOTT: It comes bundled with your computer.

    COSTELLO: What’s bundled with my computer?

    ABBOTT: Money.

    COSTELLO: Money comes with my computer?

    ABBOTT: Yes. No extra charge.

    COSTELLO: I get a bundle of money with my computer? How much?

    ABBOTT: One copy.

    COSTELLO: Isn’t it illegal to copy money?

    ABBOTT: Microsoft gave us a license to copy Money.

    COSTELLO: They can give you a license to copy money?

    ABBOTT: Why not? THEY OWN IT!

    (A few days later)

    ABBOTT: Super Duper computer store. Can I help you?

    COSTELLO: How do I turn my computer off?

    ABBOTT: Click on ‘START’………….

    in reply to: Funny Shidduch Stories #1227207
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    I saw this someplace and thought it was a cute shidduch story-

    Torah Dating

    B’reishis – In the beginning,

    Noach lech – Noach went

    Vayayroh Chayay Soroh – and he saw Chaya Soroh.

    Toldos – He checked out the yichus

    Vayaitzay – and they went out.

    Vayishlach – They didn’t like each other, so they sent each other away..

    Vayaishev – The shadchan intervened and they returned to each other.

    Mikaitz – In the end,

    Vayigash – they got close

    Vay’chi – and they lived happily ever after

    in reply to: Chanuka Games? #628270
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    k so I found a cute game that we’re going to play but now I need some help…does anyone have random jewish trivia questions AND answers? preferably about chanukah but anything will do. thanks 🙂

    in reply to: Chanuka Games? #628262
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    actually squeak I made me name bygirl when I was commenting on an article where I wanted to make it clear what type of girl i am. and whats wrong with being a bygirl? IM PROUD OF IT!

    in reply to: Chanuka Games? #628260
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    does anyone have an idea of a game for a party for an extended family? its a big mix of people so we need something not too personal but still made specifically for chanukah. HELP!

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