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actually my computer’s professor said that part of the curriculum really is to teach all those (even though he skipped it.) lol, gtg, brb and a zillion more. i kinda think it’s stupid. it’s really no big deal to write the words out normally.
yeah – same joke in different words
PLEASE tell me you’re not serious, noitallmr! how old are you? 85????
An elderly couple got into an argument. Trying to “get” her husband, Grandma said, “You know, I went out with Danny and he wanted to marry me. And look – he’s now a millionare!”
“I’d also be a millionare if you wouldn’t have married me!”
BYM – i’m not the type that’s always “dan le’caf zchus” even though i should be. (i feel like those people are more naive than frum – though it’s probably better than my way…) anyway, i used to get mad when i saw people hogging two spots. when i park in a big spot i try to move all the way up or back depending on how the guys in front and back of me are parked. one day i parked and when i returned four hours later i saw that my car was hogging up two spots. sometimes it’s not on purpose. i guess i learned my lesson on judging others!
didn’t join in on the debate but….
LATKES!!!!!!!!!!!
have a great shabbos!
yeah thanks Mr Mod (don’t get insulted if you’re a lady. that’s what i call all the mods.) anyway, do we know you ’round here? i’d find it hard to believe they’d hire a stranger… lol jk. (that is if you are a stranger. if you’re one of us… no i’m not really kidding…)
anyway, welcome and have a great shabbos everyone!
lol i hope you can’t. cuz then i’d probably win this case. as of now we’re all tied in first place…
ICOT
you’re that bored on friday afternoon?!
🙂 good shabbos!
i guess you don’t know it all. it’s a german dog.
charlie –
for those with no sense of humor – so was i 🙂
welcome, welcome, welcome!
(another one to analyze – thanks for providing fresh entertainment!)
noitallmr – that’s what i meant. not just sorry to say it, but sorry to have gone. but what’s done is done. you learn from your mistakes.
had to actually search for this thread. shame on us!
“So what are your plans?” the father asks the young man.
“I am a Torah scholar,” he replies.
“A Torah scholar. Hmmm,” the father says. “Admirable, but what will you do to provide a nice house for my daughter to live in, as she’s accustomed to?”
“I will study,” the young man replies, “and God will provide for us.”
“And how will you buy her a beautiful engagement ring, such as she deserves?” asks the father.
“I will concentrate on my studies,” the young man replies, “God will provide for us.”
“And children?” asks the father. “How will you support children?”
The conversation proceeds like this, and each time the father questions, the young idealist insists that God will provide.
Later, the mother asks, “How did it go, Honey?”
The father answers, “He has no job and no plans, but the good news is he thinks I’m God.”
lol well that’s one thread no one has any desire or need to stray from the topic. unfair choice.
yeah i got that part. but what’s a “crashed crash course?” am i being slow or something?
yeah well i always remember the people that annoy me most. lol jk
for some reason i tend to skip over the sticky threads. dunno why but i don’t even notice them…
hey i thought i was a feminist and i’m enjoying
what does that mean?
Sure we have rabbis! Rabbi Joseph, Rabbi squeak, Rabbi charlie, Rabbi darwin, Rabbi asdfghjkl, Rabbi noitallmr… this whole site is full of ’em! never mind the poskim – which are the editor, and mods 1 – 99 (don’t worry there are only about 4 of them within those numbers! not too much pressure!)
had to go back and check out the donut. that’s NOT the picture i had in my head! looks great, though!
nfgo
You forgot to capitalize the first word in your last post. What happened to standard, proper language? Give me a break!
mr mod – could you fix my last post to say “3 hours” instead of “miles”? thanks.
use your common sense. if it’s a piece of gum, probably not. if you’re gonna eat sushi with chopsticks while driving, you might face some trouble doing one or the other.
ummmm… WHERE exactly are you located that’s within 3 miles of BOTH Brooklyn and North Miami Beach???? lol
no joseph knows how to make it the way you like it, doesn’t he?!
i’m kinda sorry to say this, but i went to a soccer game in Israel. not one charedi soul in the entire stadium (except for myself and two friends!) and there were not even so many datiim. most of them did not look jewish at all. I was kinda horrified afterward – a soccer game in israel is not the place for a ben (or bat) torah.
don’t have – GPS is not the safest item while you’re driving either.
mod- haven’t we heard that one before? once? or twice???
lol
charlie i wasn’t kidding, but don’t worry i’m pretty careful. just mentioned that i enjoy a change in scenery 🙂 and i think i remember learning in driver’s ed that pumping the breaks does nothing. maybe she was wrong – i dunno.
and yeah you are preaching.
yeah, BYM, charlie’s right. you should take a crash course by joseph.
outsider: you’re totally right on those. i just like the noise and drama ’round here.
those are fattening nicotine patches. (not the vegetables, but “let food be our medicine”)
hey asdfghjkl
you know how i can never get your name straight? it took me till now to realize that it’s the whole middle row. wow. i can’t believe i’m that slow. (don’t comment on that part please!)
xerox – yeah we can tell you’re a new driver. that was a quick transformation. it took you less than 25 minutes to change your mind.
nice BYM it was 1891
What is James Naismith famous for inventing? In what year did he invent it?
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how many feet are in a mile?
just got this in an email. it’s old (i’ve heard it before) but very applicable:
“God may have created man before woman. But there’s always a rough draft before the masterpiece!”
😉
DHI – really? i love driving in the snow. makes it interesting. lol like driving on McDonald avenue. (i dunno if you’re from brooklyn, but that’s under the train tracks)
same difference. (and YES i know that’s not really english!)
chuck don’t kill anon. they’re both valid points. and what’s with the fact that’s they share characters? doesn’t every mashal have a king and either a prince, a princess or a servant? come on!
lol what a question! i’ll take it as a compliment (she seems kinda intellectual) and maybe i’m a feminist at heart but i’m a bais yaakov kid!
nah i’m the queen of healthy girly food. vegetables. rice. pasta. cereal. (all whole grain!) that’s basically it.
ugh this chulent stuff sounds so disgusting. i wouldn’t touch it if you paid me.
yeah right!
anon- i gotta agree with you on this one. beautiful.
pashuteh- set up gmail for them instead of yahoo
nobody – btw i was being sarcastic when i said that it’s all virtual. in case you were wondering.