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i know! the 7/11 in your neighborhood used to give out free slurpees on july 2 instead of july 11th. lol
hey mods this place is too boring tonight! what happened??? i miss one night and after that the place crashes??? wow i didn’t realize i was so important around here!
let me rephrase that. i KNOW i’m Miss Chashuve. but i thought there were some people that MIGHT be able to TRY and fill in at least HALF of what i do. i guess not.
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moderator94 – wow someone’s a wannabe!
can’t. too sick from the oil.
diet?? me??? no way – not a day in my life! i’m not one with major self-control… :}
just had my first latke!
qaws
if you’re truly innocent you could fight it. and even if you can’t – and what does it help to know that there’s a cop there? if you know there’s a cop and you’re within the law, he might give you a ticket anyway, right? what would you have done differently?
do you even have your degree??? how in heaven’s name did charlie brown pass first grade???
so myshadow (wow this one’s gonna sound like a sem question…)
what’s the difference if it’s free or not? if you’re meant to win, you will. You have more bitachon when you spend for it? But when it’s free you need more tickets to satisfy you?
lol did i say seminary or what?!
what was it? (please, mod?! don’t delete his answer!)
anyway, try a bar of chocolate. or a 6-foot guy. Marlboro man.
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wow. i can’t believe this. yes, i push over the speed limit sometimes. (pretty often, actually!) and no, i’ve never gotten a speeding ticket. but i NEVER make illegal turns or u-turns (and in brooklyn it’s all one-way streets, plus traffic so it could be a whole 10-minute ordeal to go around the block…)
anyone doing anything illegal on the road and get a ticket deserves it. including myself speeding. sorry, guys.
(i usually say “sorry, charlie” but a guess it’s not so fair of me to do it on here…)
i dunno. i can’t type words and purposely misspell them. it would take forever for me to do what you did. i’d have to go back and switch all the “e”s to “i”s and vice versa…
lol ok thanks for your advice, Mr. Shrink
poor mods. they gotta read through all these.
when i get up to that stage i’ll worry about it. i just can’t imagine withholding that kind of info from my husband. seems so not right.
no – a bigger chessed would be to let them get a ticket. maybe next time they’d drive more safely. i don’t like this thread. don’t look for ways out of tickets by cheating the system. be more careful!
charlie – how long did it really take you to type up that last post? honestly! lol
squeak – you could argue whatever you want. i didn’t say that a guy without a ring is in trouble. but it as easier to work in an office. especially if there are formal/informal parties that a guy must attend. maybe you’re not familiar with today’s society. a lot of crazy things happen, even in the most formal offices. by bro’s a lawyer. there are sick stories.
(and no, he doesn’t wear a ring – he’s the biggest snob on the planet:} though he sometimes thinks he should, anyway.)
myshadow – i thought you did that on purpose!
lol that whole exchange got me to laugh time #2 for today! and today is NOT my day! thanks, guys! :}
lol that’ll probably be me. even though i wasn’t voted in.
no. never got that close to marrying anyone. but yes, i would feel like a need to tell a guy everything before i got engaged. i was told that i don’t have to – i could put it all behind me because i changed so much since then. but i dunno. i feel like it’s not straight and honest.
didn’t even have one today! and i could’ve eaten more yesterday. i forgot that i automatically lose weight when i date :}
i know from men who work in not jewish/not frum offices. the last thing they want is a flirting secretary. yes, eventually she’ll find out you’re a married men. but why bother dealing with that – even if it’s for a week. or a day. and they’re constantly meeting new people. it’s so much easier to have it clear by wearing a wedding band. it’s takne for granted that a married man always wears a ring to work. that’s just how it is.
so yeah, if a guy’s a rebbie he won’t need it.
by the way – that’s when you know what the shadchan’s real motives are. if they get mad when you say “no” – chances are they don’t really care. they just want to be able to cross another person off their list. and i noticed that there are a lot of shadchan-wannabes out there now. they really get upset and start guilt-tripping – even when you give them a million and one legitimate reasons why the guy’s not for you.
and once i see that side to a person – i assume they’re not for real and i stay FAR away!
lol charlie – THAT actually got a laugh! (first one for the day! thanks!)
curious – now try a picture of me. (and don’t get a map of Brooklyn – i didn’t eat that many donuts!)
well i was answering one poor quality joke with another poor quality joke. (sorry squeak – it wasn’t supposed to get this far!)
i GOT it, Charlie! how slow do you think I am??? (don’t answer that – i don’t wanna know…) i just didn’t think it was funny.
yeah i know… oh well.
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“unfortunately??” we’re not racist, are we?!?!?
(and THAT “we” meant YOU!)
MR. Moderator – you have saved copies of the posts that didn’t make it???? oh wow i’d love to hack into there…
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sqeak – that was so not funny. and anyway, if you have insurance, the money’s not the big deal, it’s the time.
not sure about the history behind men wearing rings are, but i hear that it can be kinda necessary for a frum man (or any man, really) working in an office. if a guy’s not wearing a wedding band, very often women assume he’s single. not so smart :}
hey i agree that a normal education is necessary! but don’t go saying that it’s impossible to become a somebody without it. lol i’m in college now – if i thought i had a fighting chance without it, i highly doubt i’d take on all this work.
curious – WOW! gorgeous!
sara613
i’m a lot younger, but you’re so right. i can’t stand when people think they’re gonna fix the world by throwing 2 people who have no shaychus together and then pushing marriage. most people have no idea what they’re doing and they tend to make things worse.
even if one of these haphazard people have a good idea – i would never let them run the show – i’d take it to an experienced shadchan. the chances of a chadchan accidentally messing things up are less.
i think they sit around and say “who could we marry off? we need three shidduchim to get a free ticket to gan eden…”
seriously. thanks, but no thanks.
lol thank, but no thanks. hold off on that one – i’ll let you know when i meet the right one.
oh and kapusta – thanks!!!
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lol still – Albert Einstein was an odd-ball. he didn’ finish high school but yes he was to college.
and anyway my brother has a law degree and he never completed high school either. don’t ask how!
curious – did not get that. come again?
hey listen up
- i’m perfectly happy with myself. tough on anyone who doesn’t like my history. no one is being forced to marry me.
- there’s no way he comes on here. he hates computers.
- i’m not marrying him anyway.
anything else?
try a laxative. it’s easier.
oh God! i’m totally changing my name!
was ok. met the last guy i dated there. and a teacher from high school. (lol don’t worry – they weren’t together!)
ICOT – wow major chamseh here!
wolf
Albert Einstein
Billy Joel
The Wright Brothers
Tom Cruise
and a ton more
anon – lol :} of course i was kidding! i really don’t know the answer to that.
nice smiley, charlie? where’d you swipe that one? it’s brilliant! :}
LOL charlie! never heard that one!
yeah when they were trying to stop either shevet efrayim or menashe – i’m not remembering – from crossing the yarden they made them say a sentence and depending on how they pronounced it, they knew which shevet they were from. ouch my tanach is rusty.
lol not really. just got bored with the usual one. anyway, it started last night but “ahem” wasn’t here… he was to busy getting plastered…