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  • in reply to: How to answer questions regarding a shidduch #1042549
    Brony
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    “Brony, if there is an accepted Halochic practice in a community, if you want to question it, it is you who has to bring proofs to the contrary.”

    no. ff you can’t justify your actions at even he most basic level (halacha l’moshe misinai/chok/some othr broad concept like kavod habriyos), you shouldn’t be doing them.

    while i’m here, let me poll the crowd for sources for to two practices that i have stopped doing for lack thereof: lifting pinky toward torah during hagbah (fun fact: you should wait until you see the words side before you say vizos hatorah, for rather obvious reasons) and lifting your posterior up (aka “standing”) when saying “baruch sh’achalnu…”. Haven’t found them, and no longer do them. come at me bro.

    in reply to: Do Kiddush Clubs still exist? #948834
    Brony
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    u kiddush club homies dont realize the trippy haftorahs u are missing. bone valleys, gate dudes getting trampled, other rad stuff. last weeks was pretty boring doe, gotta give it to u dudes u probably made the right decision.

    in reply to: Kitzur Shulchan Aruch 3:8 #947772
    Brony
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    It’s in pesachim, not horiyos (discusses something entirely different, as I mentioned earlier).

    in reply to: Shaving in the Sefira #947647
    Brony
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    “they have more money than you will likely ever earn with your anti Halacha outlook”

    lol never change dude. never change.

    in reply to: Shaving in the Sefira #947645
    Brony
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    WIY, if none of them required you to shave everyday, then step up or stop out. also, the number of jobs i’ve had is irrelevant because i’m not telling people to risk losing their jobs so they can keep sefirah.

    in reply to: Shaving in the Sefira #947642
    Brony
    Participant

    what’s the over/under on WIY ever having held a real job in his life? 2%? 5%?

    in reply to: Kitzur Shulchan Aruch 3:8 #947742
    Brony
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    interesting to note that the gamara in horiyos does not mention pigs or dogs, only camels (among a whole host of other non-animal things), which suggests that indeed they are for a different reason. and the girls should not be happy because of what some dudes on an internet board say, they should look it up themselves (artscroll it if you have to) and come to their own conclusion.

    in reply to: How to answer questions regarding a shidduch #1042529
    Brony
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    WIY, i have heard it, but the burden of proof is on you to prove that it is “normative”. also note that nowhere in the original post did they say anything about whether the “barely covering” referred to sitting or standing.

    in reply to: How to answer questions regarding a shidduch #1042528
    Brony
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    oops i thought you said 1 hour is not okay. apologies.

    in reply to: Yeshiva in Beth Shemesh or Mea Shearim #947790
    Brony
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    out of curiosity: why are you choosing a yeshiva based on location?

    in reply to: How to answer questions regarding a shidduch #1042525
    Brony
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    lololol you say “Halacha is halacha, hashkofa is hashkofa, and as far as I am concerned, emes is emes” yet you conflate the three like it doesn’t matter.

    in reply to: How to answer questions regarding a shidduch #1042521
    Brony
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    can someone, anyone, source their info here? yeah i know every by gives the “tznius is more than elbows and knees” speech ad naseum, but – surprise surprise – that doesn’t make it halachic. i don’t mean to say that its right, only that you shouldn’t present it to a caller as being contrary to halacha if it isn’t.

    in reply to: How to answer questions regarding a shidduch #1042517
    Brony
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    please dude, tell me where it says any of this. any of it. only then will i consider taking off my wading boots when reading your posts.

    in reply to: How to answer questions regarding a shidduch #1042515
    Brony
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    wait, so wearing “tightish skirts” that “barely cover the knees” is no longer halachically tznius? it’s over, the seminaries have won. surrender now, logic, and we will kill you quickly and painlessly.

    in reply to: Kitzur Shulchan Aruch 3:8 #947737
    Brony
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    the source is 100% kabbalah (see pesachim daf kuf yud aleph), so there need not be any common factor beyond the application itself. they may be prohibited for altogether different reasons.

    in reply to: Kitzur Shulchan Aruch 3:8 #947733
    Brony
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    i’ll sum up popas point in a way that doesn’t peacock my vast torah knowledge:

    grouping does not imply equivalence.

    in reply to: How to answer questions regarding a shidduch #1042507
    Brony
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    “This girl wears tightish skirts which barely cover her knees. Also some of the styles she chooses are questionable. “

    or, as i put it:

    “She’s fashion-forward and wears beautiful skirts that always cover her knees”

    in reply to: How about you support your own blazed rebbeim #947297
    Brony
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    it was like he was throwing it up for the alley oop doe…

    in reply to: Good Yeshivas in Baltimore #1074247
    Brony
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    wut is shomer eynaim? i guess the phrase “im shomer” has a different meaning now than it did when i was a kid…

    in reply to: How about you support your own blazed rebbeim #947295
    Brony
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    lol im willing to support any rabbi who gets blazed. also, no one forces schools to give anyone scholarships, its done entirely voluntarily. i see you’re still in randroid mode doe – turn off the switch homie.

    in reply to: Auction theory of dating #946443
    Brony
    Participant

    except here the relationship is neither adversarial nor zero sum. nice try doe.

    in reply to: In honor of Yom Haatzmaut. By popa–RETRACTED #946019
    Brony
    Participant

    plz explain why you deny sociology brother. the lady doth protest too much.

    in reply to: Atlas Shrugged and the Torah #946499
    Brony
    Participant

    A Day In Ayn Rand’s America:

    6AM wake up to a terrible racket: with all zoning laws eliminated, a coal-fired power plant is being built next to your house

    6:30AM Breakfast – 12 whole eggs cooked well to kill the salmonella

    7AM Dig up some physical gold from one of your secret caches to pay for the day’s expenses

    8AM Drive to work, paying tolls every mile. You’re delayed because some rich doods paid for exclusive access to the fastest route to your jerb today

    9:30AM With the economy in ruins, your boss greets you with a pink slip.

    10AM Walk back to your car, stepping over pox-ridden hags dying in the street, running occasionally to evade gangs of feral children armed with Saturday Night Specials

    11AM Back at home, work on lawsuit against coal plant for damages to your QOL

    3PM Submit suit against coal plant online to a judicial company, get an email response seconds later: “Ding!” You submit the suit to all the other judicial companies recognized in your area and get the same response. You write to them asking for an explanation and get an automated do-not-reply email. You scan their websites for customer service contacts, but are directed to use the same online form that resulted in your ding.

    3:30PM You smoke a lot of weed to calm down and fall asleep

    7PM You wake up in a haze and hear some noises in your backyard. A gang with metal detectors is digging up your gold. You grab your trusty Barrett .50cal and tell them to get out. They respond by tossing a grenade through your window. You dive to safety just in time. Everything goes black.

    10PM You wake up aching all over. Your gold and guns have been stolen. You dial up your police contractor for help, but they inform you that as you are behind on your payments they cannot help you.

    in reply to: UNREAL: Obama Refuses To Call Boston Bombings 'Terror Attack' #946090
    Brony
    Participant

    irony dude, irony. i would say around half the guys in my yeshiva were legit birthers.

    in reply to: UNREAL: Obama Refuses To Call Boston Bombings 'Terror Attack' #946088
    Brony
    Participant

    the level of racism in the yeshivish world never ceases to amuse me.

    in reply to: Atlas Shrugged and the Torah #946492
    Brony
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    I thought everybody got past their randroid phase by the end of high school. guess not. pupa, dont worry, in a month or so you’ll go back to being a normal human and realize that all the galt gulch dudes are a bunch of soulless freaks.

    in reply to: Seeing Stars #946310
    Brony
    Participant

    nah w/ a bracha bro, dude has drones.

    in reply to: Seeing Stars #946308
    Brony
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    ^ lol wut. stay off the green bro, it isn’t 4:20 just yet.

    in reply to: UNREAL: Obama Refuses To Call Boston Bombings 'Terror Attack' #946058
    Brony
    Participant

    you idiot: a) as the world leader he won’t say until he’s sure. if this doesn’t make sense, you are an idiot 2) there are external imlication (think overseas) once it gets labeled a terrorist attack 3) he doesn’t want ppl like u going “hurrdurr kill the merslims” if it was just as likely to have been caused by any number of unhinged nut jobs.

    in reply to: Atlas Shrugged and the Torah #946477
    Brony
    Participant

    yo how long did it take to listen to? the book is a freaking tome.

    in reply to: Atlas Shrugged and the Torah #946468
    Brony
    Participant

    lol midas mulligan is my hero. at any rate, it’s pretty antithetical to our beliefs about caring for others, though modern yeshivish conservatards are sure to disagree for whatever reason. randroids are fun to talk to doe, always fun to get them going about the gold standard.

    in reply to: Seeing Stars #946304
    Brony
    Participant

    And to think I was all set to post the gripping tale of the time I helped Natalie Portman pick out a sefer in Eichlers. Oh well, some other time.

    in reply to: No sem next year… #944511
    Brony
    Participant

    ayo popa. sounds like the girls will be dating u in DROVES. u get me homie.

    in reply to: Prove G-d in One Sentence #959618
    Brony
    Participant

    you can’t prove it in one sentence, one book, or one lifetime. in fact, you cannot absolutely prove it (in the scientific sense) at all. in fact, your ability to prove His existence might only serve to diminish His greatness.

    in reply to: One of the Causes for Weight Gain�Shadchanim #943310
    Brony
    Participant

    serious question (mods didn’t seem to like my last post for some reason, ignoring its profound nature): are there any from girls who smoke? i have yet to see one. maybe this explains the weight thing.

    inappropriate terminology

    in reply to: Brainwashing in graduate school #943016
    Brony
    Participant

    “which are not susceptible to either logical or empirical disproof”

    did i hear correctly that you are some kind of science instructor?

    in reply to: Brainwashing in graduate school #943012
    Brony
    Participant

    yeh i dropped out of MIT for dis reason. teachers were using metric instead of imperial to brainwash us into being like europe. i was a lone rebel fighting for the imperial cause.

    in reply to: Smart people and the marketplace of ideas #943119
    Brony
    Participant

    your jewish mind tricks do not work on me…only money.

    in reply to: Macrobiotic Seminaries In Israel – is there one? #943210
    Brony
    Participant

    if only more girls were concerned about issues like dis, we wouldn’t have fatties complaining that noone wants to date them. shame on all of you. you go girl.

    in reply to: Wife serving jury duty in NY #943547
    Brony
    Participant

    ppl lik u are y we get a bad rap. do your civic duty.

    in reply to: How many times did you take the road test? #942816
    Brony
    Participant

    sry to hear abt all of you passing.

    in reply to: How many times did you take the road test? #942805
    Brony
    Participant

    at least the squirrel passed

    in reply to: Is Israel bent on losing their protection? #943458
    Brony
    Participant

    the first post is dense. “the more learners the better” isn’t infinitely linear dude.

    in reply to: Brainwashing as Part of Chinuch #1014262
    Brony
    Participant

    Dude, have you been to a real college? Or is your perception of them just part of your brainwashing?

    in reply to: Good Communities Outside of NY #1153497
    Brony
    Participant

    didn’t mean to leave u out my st. losers. pologies.

    in reply to: Why I won't let my kids do ????? #1186783
    Brony
    Participant

    yo check dis: one time i got psicha, and den the gabbi forgot and gave me hagba too. i had to run so fast lol i looked like a flying tallis. u shoulda seen me wylin while doin dat hagba.

    in reply to: Why should I go to sem? #1043536
    Brony
    Participant

    pupa only dates girls who went to sem.

    so no.

    in reply to: Why I won't let my kids do ????? #1186770
    Brony
    Participant

    thanks for telling us you go to some chofetz chaim in kansas dude

    in reply to: Good Communities Outside of NY #1153467
    Brony
    Participant

    Baltimore

    Silver Spring

    Miami

    Boca Raton

    Cleveland

    Philadelphia

    Pittsburgh

    Chicago

    Milwaukee

    Detroit

    Minneapolis

    Houston

    Dallas

    Cincinnati

    Chicago

    Las Vegas

    LA

    Palo Alto

    Seattle

    Denver

    Phoenix

    Shoutout to all my outta town homies.

    in reply to: Buchorim Wearing Designer Clothing #971179
    Brony
    Participant

    bad: anything wit a visible logo

    good: BB (and not dat 346 junk), Nordstrom label (not da ones wit da stoopid sailboat, see above), Kirkland signature, BR (not outlet), j crew (not outlet), bonobos

    buy the slimmest fit you can fit comfortably into. non-iron > dry clean.

    and don’t be the weirdo who wears cuff links during the week.

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