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@coffee addict – They used to. The skirts they’re selling now are way too short, imho.
I think the OP is being theoretical; the price of tznius skirts is, alas, very expensive.
The only remotely “tznius” skirts I see in stores now are maxi skirts. They’re way too long. And the shorter skirts are just a bit too short to pass for tznius. >.<
Book-worm-one-twenty. 😛
Who said that…? o.O
I’ll be visiting Discworld instead.
This was a test, wasn’t it?
It sounds consistent with the viewpoint that it is always better to listen to Jewish music than non-Jewish music.
Courascant.
@Lost1970 – Tetris is a lot of fun. The mobile app is a watered down version of the game that’s dull by comparison, so I wouldn’t recommend that at all. I highly recommend playing the original on an emulator so you can play it at home as opposed to an arcade.
I know there were some Jewish computer games made based on Sefer Shoftim, but I don’t know how many were made. Can’t seem to find them anymore, but they were decent point and click games, if I remember.
Also, do you like Roller Coaster Tycoon?
Hehehehehe. 😀 I’m tempted to use “analogies” like these in my own writing now.
@dpt – That’s an interesting way of phrasing their order of priorities. I think it’s unfortunately true. 😛
On the subject of renouncing Israeli Citizenship, Israelis in consulates seem to like taking forever in getting the process done. They go around acting all indignant that anyone would *gasp* not want to be an Israeli citizen. It takes a lot of prodding; if you go through the process, just have faith in Hashem that there’ll be a light at the end of this veeeeeery long tunnel. They eventually have to do it, even if you prod them for months, but I believe your job is done once you submitted your papers and handed in your Israeli passport and the like.
If you’re just under 16, I think they like to dilly-dally until you turn army enlistment age so they can pressure you about doing service. If you JUST turned 16, I’d make it very, very clear that your birthday was just the other day, week etc, and you applied to get this whole thing over with a long time before.
By the way, has anyone with renounced citizenship had negative experiences “returning” to Israel as tourists? Was anyone ever or discriminated against due to their status and/or detained from leaving the airport, such as because the databases there weren’t updated with your citizenship status?
Lovely poem. 🙂
Talking about Beatles in the CR? Fab!
I don’t know if I’d care to own either a Beatle or a beetle. People tend to scream at the sight of either, and it just ‘urts me ears.
Are we not allowed to use bold or something?
You are allowed.
@Mod 42 – You’re right. 😀
….I wished a lot of awesome people a happy Mother’s Day.
I run by music all the time when I pass music stores. At this time, I don’t run with music, though.
I’m counting down the days to Lag BaOmer, though, when I could run with music again if I wanted to. 🙂
They’re also an excellent source of potassium.
I think he became very rich.
B’emes? 😉
I’ll try to improve!
Do different mods moderate on different days?
@pixelate – LOL! 😀
@2qwerty – FiFth (5th), since I’m a day late. See Sam2’s comment about the “unofficial national Star Wars day”.
@Sam2 – Well, did Marty McFly! 😀
Darth Vader visited me yesterday from the planet Vulcan, and he said if I didn’t take time off from my busy day to celebrate Star Wars Day, he’d vaporize me!
May the Fifth be with you. 😉
Alright, who’s been asking for strong winds? I just saw a Victorian lady flying through the air with an umbrella…. o.O
Zero. Hooray for Adblock!
Well, there is that one, but I hardly see it anymore either.
Like, what if Thomson’s son and Thompson’s daughter get married?
Leonard Q. Ross is cooking cabbage and collecting volumes of the Little Midrash Says. Ow, I just banged my funnybone!
“Faigy?”
“Yes, dear?”
“Shimshy, how DARE you! Have you no kibud eim? Just because you’re married now doesn’t mean you get to go around calling your own mother by her first name….”
“No, Ma, I didn’t mean you, I meant— AAAUUURGH!”
Hey, hey, we’re the monkeys, and people say we monkey around, but we’re too busy typing….
@pixelate — Don’t you dare! 😉
My name is Inigo Montoya. The salt. Please pass the salt.
@Sam2 – Was it purple?
Speaking of which, has anyone seen my gloves? They were turquoise. My little sister Anna has one of them, but the other flew off while I was building an ice castle and I really want it back. That was my best pair….
Anybody need a cloak?
Do only the crispy milkshakes have to be yoshon?
Once I saw a 51st century spaceship being flown by a 1940s RAF captain. He was carrying a banana.
Let us go post in the Coffee Room!
What is this Coffee Room?
Mazel tov!! 🙂
What about orthodontists? What did they do to turn out the way they did?
Is that like boiled matzah noodles?
(I see some SW is coming through since I mentioned Chewie, huh?)
If the Cat in the Hat is chasing my garden hose, why am I still wearing my bunny slippers?
Might as well jump, so go ahead and jump. 😛
@Macklemore – I feel self-conscious if I don’t. I’m curious to know if it’s required. While the Artscroll siddur tells me all of the other things I have to do, like at exactly what words I bow and bend my knees, etc., it doesn’t seem to say anything about “jumping”.
My grandma bakes the best cookies! Chewbacca ate my homework that was due on the eight day of the week.
My cat is tap-dancing in a plate of latkes. Purim is my favorite holiday. Once I had a shoe and it was glass. I’d love to be under the sea in a yellow submarine. Where’s Zayde?
@Golfer – Thank you! ^_^
Kellogs taste delicious. It’s raining today.
@rebyidd – LOL, poor animals.
Isn’t going to a museum a much better alternative? I don’t feel bad about not bringing or buying food there, since the animals tend to already be stuffed.
Chocolate mousse is so delicious when served with used tissues.