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Chayavinishlivesumay:
If I was to read into your name I hope you don’t have a hangover tommorow
Although there are some truly wierd screen names as you pointed out
blueprintsParticipantYes but it depends if you’re machmir lechol hadayos then nittlenacht lasts 2 weeks
December 25, 2010 9:43 pm at 9:43 pm in reply to: When do you starting wishing people Good Shabbos? #721661blueprintsParticipantWe like that one derech hamelech
blueprintsParticipantLakewood dude: One more for good measure?
I know it’s the mods’ fault cos they approved the goq blueberry late but it’s still funny.
blueprintsParticipantBlueberry Blueberry Blueberry Blueberry Blueberry
Blueberry Blueberry Blueberry Blueberry Blueberry Blueberry
Blueberry
blueprintsParticipantYes, exactly itche-srulik. Now what’s the answer?
Gabboim: that may be the order you do it but I would like to do targum, mikra, rashi, mikra, if that’s mutar lechatchila or not
NAG member: SORRY! what does that mean? We’re talking shnayim mikra here, a chiyuv mefurash in shulchan oruch!!!
Care to explain yourself?
blueprintsParticipanthavesomeseichel:
I’d like to quote AINOHDMILVADO: “golly gee whiz havesomeseichel! it was just a joke!”
blueprintsParticipantI vote blueprints again
blueprintsParticipanthow do you do italics?
blueprintsParticipantleaniyas daati the whole thing sounds like a shtus (if no yidden are learning then the world goes back to tohu vovohu) but it has it’s mekoros so there you go
blueprintsParticipantthank you goodbye
[ha ha that sounds like I’ve just ended a phone call]
blueprintsParticipantI think it’s (as I posted) cos any torah you learn will go bad due to the tumah in the world at that point.
blueprintsParticipantSince when do you have to thank someone for holding a door!
do you thank people for walking out of your way on the street? no!
blueprintsParticipantI vote blueprints!
blueprintsParticipantvehamayvin yovin
blueprintsParticipanthumbling
blueprintsParticipantbut some have the monhag to deliberately start learning at chatzos
blueprintsParticipantnittel nacht is the night of kratsmach where some (mostly chassdishes) have the minhag not to learn cos of the tumah in the world meaning that any learning they do will go bad [or something along those lines]
blueprintsParticipantJose:
see my post at the bottom of page 1
blueprintsParticipantthe tyres on the train caught fire
blueprintsParticipantI assume you aren’t talking about the company with the oil spill
blueprintsParticipantwhat’s BP stand for?
blueprintsParticipantAK… Ahk…
NOOOO DON’T LEAVE ME IN THE COFFEE ROOM WITH THESE MONKEYS TAKE HAVESOMESEICHEL INSTEAD NOOOOO!!!
blueprintsParticipantby the way trowsers is with a w.
blueprintsParticipantoh i’m sorry
pants
and elementary school sigh
blueprintsParticipantoy these american minhogim
just stick with white shirt black trowsers
and duh the tzitzis stick out! that’s not yeshivish that’s done in primary school
blueprintsParticipantcharliehall: that’s a bad idea kemat any halachik threads end up with people repeating each other and giving their own sevoros with no mekoros
blueprintsParticipantas a rebbe of mine said: the artscroll is a crutch (you can come to depend on it to often)
but if you found it necessary then definately use the hebrew first the english for sure is to easy to look up pshat and if the hebrew helps kol hakavod
blueprintsParticipanthavesomeseichel: come on who hasn’t seen these speckled apes climbing the pipes we wouldn’t be posting on ywn unless we were all clinically insane
blueprintsParticipanthand over the phone to your little sister they should cut off after a few minutes of goo-goo
blueprintsParticipantinteresting this story of shimon ben shotach
cos recently i learned in makos that shimon ben shotach swore (ereh benechomo) that he didn’t take an innocent life by killing one eid zomiffied alone.
blueprintsParticipantclever jewish pun:
they were only allowed to carry weapons on shabbos cos it was a time of danger!
and havesomeseichel: admit it, you do feel the urge to blow away those green speckled monkeys crawling in the ceiling (I wasn’t that far off if my diagnosis)
blueprintsParticipant[ok i take it back
seems this thread is working]
removal of glasses when playing table tennis
(stuff the one word rule
who cares! the first thing that comes into my head is more than one word)
blueprintsParticipantnothing? (possibly)
does anyone have a mekor?
blueprintsParticipantlakewood dude: wow you have some yiras shomayim if bowie reminds you of gemorah! (wish i could say the same)
blueprintsParticipanthow does one use italics what do you put in the <> brackets
blueprintsParticipantainohdmilvado: have you heard of the halocho bo bemachteres
blueprintsParticipanthavesomeseichel: you’re a psycopath!!! don’t look behind but there are the men in white coats.(joking)
You don’t have to actually read into it people. nobody beat a burglar with a supersoaker even with bleach!
blueprintsParticipantwhat is co-ordinated clothing (it makes my clothing sound untalented)
blueprintsParticipanthavesomeseichel: have some seichel (you’ve probably heard that before)
he’ll have a bigger gun
your only chance is a supersoaker maybe waterbombs too that should send him scurrying off with his tail between his legs
blueprintsParticipantearthed current
blueprintsParticipantI think you should all make a pshoro:
get supersoakers!
not so deadly but if you have a spare bottle or a hose then the criminals will still run a mile!
blueprintsParticipantwierd threads doomed to failure (excuse the pessimism)
blueprintsParticipantsam i am:
did you say a fourth
in english we call it A QUARTER
hee hee bet you moderators wish i didn’t learn how to use bold!
blueprintsParticipantpabpab:
YOUR COUNTRY CURRENTLY DOESN’T SPEAK ENGLISH ANYWAY forget the illegal immigrants
blueprintsParticipantBritish English,
English English,
or just plain English.
Where does American English come from? You can call it American Swahili. It’s not the original!
blueprintsParticipantainohdmilvado:
No-one’s ever run from my supersoaker.
Am I holding it wrong?
blueprintsParticipantit’s a frum publication right?
blueprintsParticipantCrown jewels
blueprintsParticipantShouldn’t be here: that was a good story
How can I get emails from good Shabbos everyone?
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