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Sticks and stones
pudding mess
Squeak-
Sounds pretty convincing but that is not the answer I’m looking for.
smartcookie-
No, they were not glow in the dark pills.
Nu,does anyone have the answer….?
Excuse me- but this thread is highly offensive! Haven’t any of you ever heard of the concept of women gaining weight after giving birth?! They can’t do anything about it other than wait till they get their strength back and start having the energy to diet. Most women i know, do not gain weight right after marriage- it is after GIVING BIRTH that they gain weight!
Thanks-ICOT!
What happened to the “Cute Things Kids Say” thread?
“I may be missing something, but based on your question, it doesn’t seem to matter which day it is – just take one from each jar.”
OMG!I’m so sorry-I forgot to say that he poured all four pills into his hand and they got mixed up together. He had 2 blue pills and 2 red pills in his hand. How did he manage to take one red and one blue?
Kupp Drei
Sorry for changing the topic but does anyone know where I can mail a check for the Rubashkin case? I need an address…
Again burnt?!
LAer, thanks! I did indeed forget to post the end. I guess that’s like telling a joke and then saying,” Uh…I don’t remember the punchline”!
A person has a jar of blue pills and a jar of red pills. He must take one blue pill and one red pill every day until both jars are finished. On the second to last day he finds himself in pitch black darkness (for the purpose of the riddle!) and cannot see the colors of the pills. The red and blue pills have the exact same texture, size and shape (and so do the jars) yet this man is able to take one blue pill and one red pill. How?
I don’t approve of smoking and don’t know what is or isn’t allowed in yeshivos. But we do have to keep in mind that smoking is a contreversial issue that is based on our culture. In America smoking for a bochur is a big NO-NO yet driving is perfectly acceptable while in E”Y, a bochur is frowned upon if he drives yet most ppl wouldn’t give a hoot if he smokes.
I don’t approve of smoking and don’t know what is or isn’t allowed in yeshivos. But we do have to keep in mind that smoking is a contreversial issue that is based on our culture. In America smoking for a bochur is a big NO-NO yet driving is perfectly acceptable while in E”Y, a bochur is frowned upon if he drives yet most ppl wouldn’t give a hoot if he smokes.
A man wakes ups in middle of the night and hears noises downstairs. Peeking over the banister he sees three theives looting his china closet. So he tiptoes qietly over to his bedroom phone and calls the police. “There are three robbers in my house”, he tells the officer on duty. “Sorry. We have no cars available right now”, she replies and promply hangs up. The man waits a couple of minutes and then dials 911 again. “Hi, I’m the one who called you a few minutes ago about a robbery. Don’t bother sendin anybody. I already shot all three theives…”. 30 seconds later there are ten patrol cars and two ambulances outside his house. The thieves were caught red-handed.
And of course- how could I forget?! Milchig CHOCOLATE! Can’t live without that- seriously!!
Hi! My favorite nosh are Enchilada flavored tortilla chips and sour sticks!! I wouldn’t mind some right now…