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bpt? I’m assuming you meant this
Best Poster of all Time
Bright Parent of Teens
Anyone else want to add theirs?
“your legacy lives on with them each day”
Its Shua Kessin in his generation song
“your legacy lives on with them each day” ???
I personally hope BP Totty is changing his screen name to BP Shver or something…so is there a mazel tov?
they will need to make maternity uniorm (unless she won’t be accepted to school anymore)
I guess Pashuteh Yid is a second cousin then?
But it looks good though
After just posting in the exercise thread i don’t think i can make this recipe!
Did you hear about the Texas teacher who was helping
One of her kindergarten students put on his cowboy boots?
He asked for help and she could see why.
Even with her pulling and him pushing, the little boots still
Didn’t want to go on. By the time they got the second boot on,
She had worked up a sweat.
She almost cried when the little boy said, ‘Teacher,
They’re on the wrong feet.’ She looked, and sure enough,
They were. It wasn’t any easier pulling the boots off than
It was putting them on. She managed to keep her cool as
Together they worked to get the boots back on, this time
On the right feet.
He then announced, ‘These aren’t my boots.’
She bit her tongue rather than get right in his face and scream,
‘Why didn’t you say so?’, like she wanted to. Once again, she
Struggled to help him pull the ill-fitting boots off his little
Feet. No sooner had they gotten the boots off when he said,
‘They’re my brother’s boots. My Mom made me wear ’em.’
Now she didn’t know if she should laugh or cry. But, she
Mustered up what grace and courage she had left to wrestle
The boots on his feet again.
Helping him into his coat, she asked, ‘Now, where are your Mittens?’
He said, ‘I stuffed ’em in the toes of my boots.’
She will be eligible for parole in three years.
I also enjoy walking, but its hard to find a walking partner in the winter! (For me personally i don’t mind walking in the cold)
What do you say to the hula hoop- its boring no? i usually put on music, read, or talk on the phone while i do it
saute it with an onion and spices- we do it sometimes
a realy goood week is:
aerobics-4 times a week
weights-twice a week
Toning-3 times a week
but usually it ends up a little less than that!
smartcookie- Try the weighted hula hoop it slims your tummy and waist!
This is one of my favorite threads, you can post ANYTHING in here (as long as its mod approved)
Sac- wanted to tell you i personally am awarding you with the best post- in the spouse looking alike thread that comment about hoping your husband doesn’t loook like you got me rolling! Don’t know why but for some reason i could not stop laughing!
No Kapusta it is I who am honored to be lumped with YOU 🙂
It doesn’t have to be during work hours you know…
So whose going to join my snowball fight tomorrow???? Everybody gotta think of ideas to keep yourself busy…
I actually just tried to post this also- i didn’t realize you had already done so…thanx for the reminder!
I have pictures in my mind of quite a few but i don’t want to lose my “least contraversal title”….:)
Mod 80 Why do you think blinquie is the best screenname subtitle? Isnt minyan gal’s limericist extraordinaire far better?
Shticky guy- funny you should mention minyan gal as she was the one who helped me get my “blinquie” title….and moderator thanx for the compliment (i think you helped too)
Thegoq and BPT are pretty funny posters….
Wow eclipse thanx for the compliment im blushing!
Can i nominate you as the most thread starters as number 6?
When I was born, I was BLACK ,
When I grew up, I was BLACK ,
When I went in the sun, I stayed BLACK,
When I got cold, I was BLACK ,
When I was scared, I was BLACK ,
When I was sick, I was BLACK ,
And when I die, I’ll still be BLACK .
NOW, You ‘white’ folks….
When you’re born, you’re PINK,
When you grow-up, you’re WHITE ,
When you go in the sun, you get RED,
When you’re cold, you turn BLUE,
When you’re scared, you’re YELLOW,
When you get sick, you’re GREEN
When you bruise, you turn PURPLE ,
And when you die, you look GRAY.
So who y’all be callin’
COLORED Folks?
…when your reading a book and a posters name comes up and your mind automatically thinks of the CR. I’m doomed every time i see “blink” “eclipse” “Totty” “moderator”…you get get the picture. 🙂
fingers
Top 5 sites where there are webs? Thats easy
corner of a dusty room
haunted house
entrance to a cave
on a doorpost
next to a liar
pharoah
i second mod 80’s comment
eclipse- you are right THIS time 🙂
manicure- my darling is one of my favorites! I generally stick to a whitish pink color
For pedicures i like to stick to oranges and greens…lol
Eclipse- me too, some posters that i thought were for sure male posted here, so unless they weare nail polish, i guess i can assume they are female!
Ok ok ill just stick to dimes and nickels, i knew not to post the sound one- let agent take the heat for it! lol
pasta
But how can you define sound as a physical vibration? That maybe can cause sound but its not “sound” exactly, no (in my humble opinon:)
ditto! (on the dimes one)
the second one is a little confusing but i think its no, maybe agent can explain it (but your on the right track)
Thank you!
A little dirt under your fingernails / grime on your face is healthy. It builds your immune system
try explaining that to my doctor!
Any responses to the above 2 riddles? (i know the answer to both but i don’t want to spoil the fun…)
BPT I know you visit here, i just have to post this for you, figured ill give you a laugh…someone i know (older, and married) mentioned to me that theres this discussion room on YW and i never read it but i just had time and i read a thread about a bnos chava interview and this BP Totty whoever he is, posted some real funny things! lol
mazel tov! I understand the concept of privacy- my opinion- if your parents are the type to be worried or be a yenta about it, maybe keep it to yourself for awhile. But if they are not that type- i think you should tell them.
and Oomis- Mazel tov- i wrote you something about it in the limerick thread- not sure if you read it.
Depends on who he is running against. I would not base it on religion at all, rather on his beliefs. Personally, as someone else mentioned- it would be a bad idea to have a Jewish president.
Pls x write in abbrev. 4m its hard 2 read! U hav 2 b consider8 of CR readers. thnx!
Which one is better- a truck load full of nickels or a half a truck load full of dimes?