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  • in reply to: Limericks! #1221596
    blinky
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    Hey whats the commotion I am hearing,

    Are all the old rhymers reappearing?

    We must not wait,

    And quickly celebrate,

    And stop this thread from disappearing!

    in reply to: Great / favorite theads that you started #766436
    blinky
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    bpt- oooh i remember that one! Can someone reopen it?

    in reply to: Great / favorite theads that you started #766432
    blinky
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    Oy vey is my really sad sigh,

    Due to a comment made by S. Guy,

    He cannot recall

    The limericks- All!

    I fear he is losing his mind- oh my!

    in reply to: Great / favorite theads that you started #766423
    blinky
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    bpt- lets hear which thread that was!

    For the record, mine is the limerick thread, boy is that a fun one!

    in reply to: The Riddle Thread…. #1069554
    blinky
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    Im not sure but is the first one Youth?

    in reply to: Mazel Tov! #1223462
    blinky
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    And im the managers Kallah! C’mon ICOT, give old Yossi a raise will you?

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    Just kidding of course!

    Mazel tov 🙂

    in reply to: Sefira Tapes #765675
    blinky
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    Just adding on to this topic, This year I bought a sefira tape that was recommended to me, as i usually don’t buy for sefira cuz if its imitating music then whats the point?

    Anyway this one (called kumzits in the rain) is very nice. Its just singing and harmony, no beats or any imitation of music whatsoever, and they are all slow songs that just get you in the sefira mood.

    in reply to: Men and Makeup #766884
    blinky
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    adorable- you can look at it both ways. I actually prefer waxing cuz chick chuck its all gone. But to sit and tweeze one hair at a time its ouch ouch ouch…

    And for all those jittery men out there it sounds worse than what it really is! Once you do it consistently its just part of you, and you don’t mind the pain (almost) anymore.

    in reply to: What makes your blood pressure go up on a scale of 1-10? #765850
    blinky
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    Going to the doctor or dentist!

    Its weird, before i go im relaxed, but once im in and that rubbery smell hits me i start to get nervous and sweaty!

    in reply to: Lifting Weights On Shabbos #765209
    blinky
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    I wish my weight on Shabbos would get lifted…oh sorry that probably fell under “shtusim”

    But there is a concept of not doing exercise on shabbos, I don’t see why lifting weights would be allowed unless it is being done not for exercise.

    in reply to: The Riddle Thread…. #1069547
    blinky
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    Lo haMAYsim yehalilukah…MAYatah vead olam

    ICOT- Can you provide us with another of such riddles?

    in reply to: Men and Makeup #766825
    blinky
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    But tweezing eyebrows? Yeouch!

    Would you rather her have a unibrow? Just curious….:)

    in reply to: General Shmooze 4 #1100868
    blinky
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    Back for good- No

    A tease? No

    Somewhere in between 🙂

    in reply to: The Riddle Thread…. #1069527
    blinky
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    The letter E

    in reply to: The Riddle Thread…. #1069525
    blinky
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    20)Meidel

    18)Maybelline

    in reply to: General Shmooze 4 #1100866
    blinky
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    Huh?

    Pac-man was actually my original subtitle by the way.

    in reply to: Limericks! #1221588
    blinky
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    Writing limericks i have been slack,

    So now my brain i will try to rack,

    I don’t have much time,

    To make up a rhyme,

    But thank you Shticky for bring this back!

    I see you mentioned Minyan’s name,

    Has she also rejoined the game?

    I was concerned for her,

    I hope shes better,

    Without her it just wasn’t the same.

    blinky
    Participant

    speaking about this topic, I heard that May 1st was also the day that it was known to the world that Hitler y”s was dead…spooky no?

    in reply to: General Shmooze 4 #1100864
    blinky
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    Amen! Thank you!

    Disappeared…nah im too chicken to disappear for good but whats wrong with an occasional pop in?

    in reply to: General Shmooze 4 #1100861
    blinky
    Participant

    Adorable- really? What were you thinking about exactly? Hope only good things!

    bpt- iyh when there will be good news ill post it up have no fear!

    Im good B”H, missing the good old snowdays and snowballs….(sigh)

    Im glad fun still goes on here without me…joking!

    in reply to: General Shmooze 4 #1100858
    blinky
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    Vusiznayes????? I know I haven’t been here lately its crrrrraaazy busy just wanted to check in a bit….

    in reply to: chineese auctions going on #765172
    blinky
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    Jsut got in the mail Hatzolah of BP having auction on May 28th (men) and May 29th (Women.

    in reply to: Limericks! #1221580
    blinky
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    Though it seems I have one foot out the door,

    I just haven’t the time to post anymore!

    You have nothing to fear,

    As I am quite still here,

    And honored to take limerick 5 oh 4!!

    Good Shabbos!

    in reply to: Mazel Tov! #1223441
    blinky
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    Mazel Tov to ha ha ha on her engagement!

    http://www.theyeshivaworld.com/coffeeroom/topic/shidduchim-miracle#post-233736 (i hope its true!)

    in reply to: Limericks! #1221568
    blinky
    Participant

    Dr. Pepper you sneak,

    Your posts i always seek,

    You left us- why?

    Without saying good bye,

    Hope to see you every week!

    in reply to: ?? ?????? ???? ???? #1102978
    blinky
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    ??? ???

    (purple) Can’t resist having fun

    in reply to: ?? ?????? ???? ???? #1102977
    blinky
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    ?? ???

    🙂

    in reply to: snow??? #754554
    blinky
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    I hope so…Im getting hot just thinking of warm weather!

    in reply to: Shabbos board games/activities for 9-10 year old boys #754374
    blinky
    Participant

    How about Mille Bournes?

    in reply to: Why does everyone think they recognize me? #754270
    blinky
    Participant

    Hey! You look familiar are you Clark Kent?

    in reply to: singles dont give up! #752514
    blinky
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    pba- Interesting story but we are not talking about settling yet!

    Bpt- gotcha!

    Also I know its like a thousand times in the CR but a way to italicize is put the word em in < > then write your text and after put /em in < > and it will be italicized!

    in reply to: Limericks! #1221564
    blinky
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    I thought for sure by now someone would write regarding my mistake! Oh well heres mine…

    As I gaze at the limerick i wrote,

    A horrified cry escapes my throat,

    As pour and scour,

    Together sounds sour,

    So a quick fix to readjust it i rewrote!

    oomis- nice! poetic license? Where can i apply for one?

    To the other frequenters here- nice ones!

    in reply to: singles dont give up! #752491
    blinky
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    shimmel- That means you are one closer to your zivug!

    Bpt- with all due respect i disagree. ppl tend to look at married folks and envy a little their luck. Sometimes its just not the right time for you to get married, its not even a matter of hishtadlus.

    in reply to: Limericks! #1221557
    blinky
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    OUCH! Just reading thru my second limerick scouring does NOT rhyme with pouring so here is a quick fix (im sure someone will come up with a limerick about this shameful error!)

    No one is left off the hook,

    Down to the last Sefer and book,

    Scrubbing and dusting,

    And lots of readjusting,

    Cleaning every cranny and nook.

    in reply to: Limericks! #1221555
    blinky
    Participant

    I notice all the limerickers decided to come here- I guess ill have to add something too:)

    As Pesach does approach,

    This subject I must broach,

    There is lots to be done,

    It can even be fun,

    Well, not if you come across a roach.

    No one is left off the hook,

    Down to the last Sefer and book,

    Scrubbing and scouring,

    While your sweat is pouring,

    Cleaning every cranny and nook.

    in reply to: Shidduch segulah � One I have not seen before #858596
    blinky
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    Just wanted to pesonally thank bpt for starting this thread. I had read the letter in the hamodia too and put it somewhere in the back of my head, but when i saw it again here it reminded me about it and I did say it (and got other people to say it too).

    I don’t know about you but it definitely brought more meaning to my Purim.

    in reply to: younger sublings getting engaged before older #752012
    blinky
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    in reply to: Beware #768479
    blinky
    Participant

    blinky

    go to snopes yourself next time

    the first one is real but quite mild and in fact the threat no longer exists

    the second one is a total hoax

    in reply to: Why Do Threads ALWAYS Change Direction? #883584
    blinky
    Participant

    The topic of this thread is how threads change directions, well looking at the posts here this proves the threads point which makes this thread the only one that DID stay on topic!

    in reply to: The Pun Thread #1098910
    blinky
    Participant

    When fish are in schools they sometimes take debate.

    A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.

    When the smog lifts in Los Angeles, U.C.L.A.

    The professor discovered that her theory of earthquakes was on shaky ground.

    The batteries were given out free of charge.

    A dentist and a manicurist married. They fought tooth and nail.

    A will is a dead giveaway.

    with her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.

    Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I’ll show you A-flat miner.

    You are stuck with your debt if you can’t budge it.

    A boiled egg is hard to beat.

    When you’ve seen one shopping center you’ve seen a mall.

    If you take a laptop computer for a run you could jog your memory.

    In a democracy it’s your vote that counts; in feudalism, it’s your Count that votes.

    When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds

    The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine was fully recovered.

    He had a photographic memory which was never developed.

    When she saw her first strands of gray hair, she thought she’d dye.

    Acupuncture: a jab well done.

    in reply to: Limericks! #1221545
    blinky
    Participant

    Didn’t have time to make any, now i think im long over due for one

    On Purim the Jewish nation,

    Commemorate their salvation,

    Though Haman plotted,

    His noose was knotted,

    This does cause for celebration!

    in reply to: THE PURIM (urim) STORY (ory) Fan Club #1219220
    blinky
    Participant

    Mother- you do have a valid point, though i have to confess “Stupid Master” didn’t bother me. But the Haman song did in some way- not that its bad or anything but its also too jazzy for my taste too.

    Either way I still think its a great tape, i just listened to it last night and it really got me in the mood of Purim!

    in reply to: General Shmooze 4 #1100852
    blinky
    Participant

    sac- you mean work and no PAY right? (jk)

    i guess i can say the same here, and no smartcookie i didn’t leave for good (chas veshalom!) just don’t have that much time to post. And bpt- you are right about baiting me thru this thread its one of my favorites:)

    in reply to: Tips on Driving #746025
    blinky
    Participant

    ^BUMP

    Ofcourse- this is for you, hope it helps

    blinky
    Participant

    try here- it helped me greatly!http://www.theyeshivaworld.com/coffeeroom/topic/tips-on-driving. If you want ill bump it for you.

    Good Luck!

    in reply to: learning the keyboard #746048
    blinky
    Participant

    Get Mavis Beacon learn to type CD it works really great.

    Good luck!

    in reply to: General Shmooze 4 #1100844
    blinky
    Participant

    laying low for awhile 🙂

    in reply to: Finding Out if It Will Be a Boy or Girl? #1028723
    blinky
    Participant

    Then there are those Know-it-Alls who consider it their civil duty to inform you of the gender- based on the way you carry or other for sure “signs.” (which have no basis whatsoever)

    in reply to: THE PURIM (urim) STORY (ory) Fan Club #1219207
    blinky
    Participant

    Im testing my memory, here goes…

    servant boy: “Thhheee pppppagges are tttturning all bbbbyy thethemthemselves!”

    King: “Would you stop stammering, go ahead and read the story will you!!!!”

    SB: “Ok, mordechai saves king from assasination plot, Bigson and Zeresh killed, thats the shortest story i’ve ever heard”

    King: “And what was his reward?”

    SB: “His reward was nothing he did it out of loyalty to the king”

    Anyone want to finish the scene?

    in reply to: Exercise!! #838776
    blinky
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    The Buzz-

    don’t kid yourself on shabbos- Stretching is vital in exercise too…

    And As for Friday- You just skipped a day thats all!

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