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blinkyParticipant
Hey whats the commotion I am hearing,
Are all the old rhymers reappearing?
We must not wait,
And quickly celebrate,
And stop this thread from disappearing!
blinkyParticipantbpt- oooh i remember that one! Can someone reopen it?
blinkyParticipantOy vey is my really sad sigh,
Due to a comment made by S. Guy,
He cannot recall
The limericks- All!
I fear he is losing his mind- oh my!
blinkyParticipantbpt- lets hear which thread that was!
For the record, mine is the limerick thread, boy is that a fun one!
blinkyParticipantIm not sure but is the first one Youth?
blinkyParticipantAnd im the managers Kallah! C’mon ICOT, give old Yossi a raise will you?
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Just kidding of course!
Mazel tov 🙂
blinkyParticipantJust adding on to this topic, This year I bought a sefira tape that was recommended to me, as i usually don’t buy for sefira cuz if its imitating music then whats the point?
Anyway this one (called kumzits in the rain) is very nice. Its just singing and harmony, no beats or any imitation of music whatsoever, and they are all slow songs that just get you in the sefira mood.
blinkyParticipantadorable- you can look at it both ways. I actually prefer waxing cuz chick chuck its all gone. But to sit and tweeze one hair at a time its ouch ouch ouch…
And for all those jittery men out there it sounds worse than what it really is! Once you do it consistently its just part of you, and you don’t mind the pain (almost) anymore.
May 10, 2011 8:57 pm at 8:57 pm in reply to: What makes your blood pressure go up on a scale of 1-10? #765850blinkyParticipantGoing to the doctor or dentist!
Its weird, before i go im relaxed, but once im in and that rubbery smell hits me i start to get nervous and sweaty!
blinkyParticipantI wish my weight on Shabbos would get lifted…oh sorry that probably fell under “shtusim”
But there is a concept of not doing exercise on shabbos, I don’t see why lifting weights would be allowed unless it is being done not for exercise.
blinkyParticipantLo haMAYsim yehalilukah…MAYatah vead olam
ICOT- Can you provide us with another of such riddles?
blinkyParticipantBut tweezing eyebrows? Yeouch!
Would you rather her have a unibrow? Just curious….:)
blinkyParticipantBack for good- No
A tease? No
Somewhere in between 🙂
blinkyParticipantThe letter E
blinkyParticipant20)Meidel
18)Maybelline
blinkyParticipantHuh?
Pac-man was actually my original subtitle by the way.
blinkyParticipantWriting limericks i have been slack,
So now my brain i will try to rack,
I don’t have much time,
To make up a rhyme,
But thank you Shticky for bring this back!
I see you mentioned Minyan’s name,
Has she also rejoined the game?
I was concerned for her,
I hope shes better,
Without her it just wasn’t the same.
May 3, 2011 7:57 pm at 7:57 pm in reply to: Skverer rebbi predicts predicted the assassination of Osama bin Laden This week #763910blinkyParticipantspeaking about this topic, I heard that May 1st was also the day that it was known to the world that Hitler y”s was dead…spooky no?
blinkyParticipantAmen! Thank you!
Disappeared…nah im too chicken to disappear for good but whats wrong with an occasional pop in?
blinkyParticipantAdorable- really? What were you thinking about exactly? Hope only good things!
bpt- iyh when there will be good news ill post it up have no fear!
Im good B”H, missing the good old snowdays and snowballs….(sigh)
Im glad fun still goes on here without me…joking!
blinkyParticipantVusiznayes????? I know I haven’t been here lately its crrrrraaazy busy just wanted to check in a bit….
blinkyParticipantJsut got in the mail Hatzolah of BP having auction on May 28th (men) and May 29th (Women.
blinkyParticipantThough it seems I have one foot out the door,
I just haven’t the time to post anymore!
You have nothing to fear,
As I am quite still here,
And honored to take limerick 5 oh 4!!
Good Shabbos!
blinkyParticipantMazel Tov to ha ha ha on her engagement!
http://www.theyeshivaworld.com/coffeeroom/topic/shidduchim-miracle#post-233736 (i hope its true!)
blinkyParticipantDr. Pepper you sneak,
Your posts i always seek,
You left us- why?
Without saying good bye,
Hope to see you every week!
blinkyParticipant??? ???
(purple) Can’t resist having fun
blinkyParticipant?? ???
🙂
blinkyParticipantI hope so…Im getting hot just thinking of warm weather!
March 31, 2011 7:44 pm at 7:44 pm in reply to: Shabbos board games/activities for 9-10 year old boys #754374blinkyParticipantHow about Mille Bournes?
blinkyParticipantHey! You look familiar are you Clark Kent?
blinkyParticipantpba- Interesting story but we are not talking about settling yet!
Bpt- gotcha!
Also I know its like a thousand times in the CR but a way to italicize is put the word em in < > then write your text and after put /em in < > and it will be italicized!
blinkyParticipantI thought for sure by now someone would write regarding my mistake! Oh well heres mine…
As I gaze at the limerick i wrote,
A horrified cry escapes my throat,
As pour and scour,
Together sounds sour,
So a quick fix to readjust it i rewrote!
oomis- nice! poetic license? Where can i apply for one?
To the other frequenters here- nice ones!
blinkyParticipantshimmel- That means you are one closer to your zivug!
Bpt- with all due respect i disagree. ppl tend to look at married folks and envy a little their luck. Sometimes its just not the right time for you to get married, its not even a matter of hishtadlus.
blinkyParticipantOUCH! Just reading thru my second limerick scouring does NOT rhyme with pouring so here is a quick fix (im sure someone will come up with a limerick about this shameful error!)
No one is left off the hook,
Down to the last Sefer and book,
Scrubbing and dusting,
And lots of readjusting,
Cleaning every cranny and nook.
blinkyParticipantI notice all the limerickers decided to come here- I guess ill have to add something too:)
As Pesach does approach,
This subject I must broach,
There is lots to be done,
It can even be fun,
Well, not if you come across a roach.
No one is left off the hook,
Down to the last Sefer and book,
Scrubbing and scouring,
While your sweat is pouring,
Cleaning every cranny and nook.
March 21, 2011 6:27 pm at 6:27 pm in reply to: Shidduch segulah � One I have not seen before #858596blinkyParticipantJust wanted to pesonally thank bpt for starting this thread. I had read the letter in the hamodia too and put it somewhere in the back of my head, but when i saw it again here it reminded me about it and I did say it (and got other people to say it too).
I don’t know about you but it definitely brought more meaning to my Purim.
March 21, 2011 6:24 pm at 6:24 pm in reply to: younger sublings getting engaged before older #752012blinkyParticipantblinky
go to snopes yourself next time
the first one is real but quite mild and in fact the threat no longer exists
the second one is a total hoax
blinkyParticipantThe topic of this thread is how threads change directions, well looking at the posts here this proves the threads point which makes this thread the only one that DID stay on topic!
blinkyParticipantWhen fish are in schools they sometimes take debate.
A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.
When the smog lifts in Los Angeles, U.C.L.A.
The professor discovered that her theory of earthquakes was on shaky ground.
The batteries were given out free of charge.
A dentist and a manicurist married. They fought tooth and nail.
A will is a dead giveaway.
with her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.
Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I’ll show you A-flat miner.
You are stuck with your debt if you can’t budge it.
A boiled egg is hard to beat.
When you’ve seen one shopping center you’ve seen a mall.
If you take a laptop computer for a run you could jog your memory.
In a democracy it’s your vote that counts; in feudalism, it’s your Count that votes.
When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds
The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine was fully recovered.
He had a photographic memory which was never developed.
When she saw her first strands of gray hair, she thought she’d dye.
Acupuncture: a jab well done.
blinkyParticipantDidn’t have time to make any, now i think im long over due for one
On Purim the Jewish nation,
Commemorate their salvation,
Though Haman plotted,
His noose was knotted,
This does cause for celebration!
blinkyParticipantMother- you do have a valid point, though i have to confess “Stupid Master” didn’t bother me. But the Haman song did in some way- not that its bad or anything but its also too jazzy for my taste too.
Either way I still think its a great tape, i just listened to it last night and it really got me in the mood of Purim!
blinkyParticipantsac- you mean work and no PAY right? (jk)
i guess i can say the same here, and no smartcookie i didn’t leave for good (chas veshalom!) just don’t have that much time to post. And bpt- you are right about baiting me thru this thread its one of my favorites:)
blinkyParticipant^BUMP
Ofcourse- this is for you, hope it helps
March 2, 2011 7:34 pm at 7:34 pm in reply to: Tips for passing a Road Test in NYC other than Davening and knowing how to drive #747020blinkyParticipanttry here- it helped me greatly!http://www.theyeshivaworld.com/coffeeroom/topic/tips-on-driving. If you want ill bump it for you.
Good Luck!
blinkyParticipantGet Mavis Beacon learn to type CD it works really great.
Good luck!
blinkyParticipantlaying low for awhile 🙂
blinkyParticipantThen there are those Know-it-Alls who consider it their civil duty to inform you of the gender- based on the way you carry or other for sure “signs.” (which have no basis whatsoever)
blinkyParticipantIm testing my memory, here goes…
servant boy: “Thhheee pppppagges are tttturning all bbbbyy thethemthemselves!”
King: “Would you stop stammering, go ahead and read the story will you!!!!”
SB: “Ok, mordechai saves king from assasination plot, Bigson and Zeresh killed, thats the shortest story i’ve ever heard”
King: “And what was his reward?”
SB: “His reward was nothing he did it out of loyalty to the king”
Anyone want to finish the scene?
blinkyParticipantThe Buzz-
don’t kid yourself on shabbos- Stretching is vital in exercise too…
And As for Friday- You just skipped a day thats all!
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