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They could have done away with some of the shtick…
Didn’t you start the thread about newspapers having a sports section? Figures. Sorry can’t help you on this topic.
lol doc. She definitely stuck her foot all the way in! How was the rest of the date?
squeak- the pilot is biased! (Thats why he didn’t say Blinquis!)
thanks! Good tip
i heard this a while back it might have been said already but its good enoough to say again.
This plane was flying and the pilot discovered that it was too heavy to go on so he gets on the loudspeaker and says that ppl would have to jump off. Of course no one offered so he said that the fairest way to do it would be to go through nationalities according to the ABC’s. Here goes.
“Any African Americans on board?” Silence
“Any Blacks?” Silence
“Colored ppl?” Silence
“Dark ppl?”
Suddenly from the back a little boy pipes up, “hey ma aren’t we all those?” His mom replied, “yes, but today we are Schwartzahs!”
Thank you BP Totty for a beautiful post.
squeak
squeaquie
COPYCATTER!!
fried oily donuts
crispt potatolatkes
cheesecake
fluffy soft kneidlach
whats moo goo gai pan?
Oh well maybe youll change your mind after you taste my aristocratic cooking. Good Shabbos!
nope! are you?
Why thank you 80, I am quite honoured by your kind words! Would you accept my invitation to have you as my Shabbos guest? As long as you won’t rave to your wife about my cooking (it might be hard not to)
i would imagine if you tell your wife it was delicious thats fine. But if your going to rant and rave about it all the way home than yeah it might make her feel a little bad.
A family member was recently sitting shiva and someone came over and said, “oh at last its not so bad because so and so was very old anyway…” And went on to proceed how he lost s/o at a younger age and that is so terrible but for this you shouldn’t be sad. I think something is wrong here.
Thats crazy then BP Totty for the rent to be so high for a junky home!
“(P.S. Let me know if you move in, you sound like a wonderful neighbor to have.)”- Dr. Pepper- if BP Totty is crazy enough to move in you would really consider living there???
She meant to say “mercie”
Squeak- Haha, i missed it before!
in my family its usually done before the 3rd date
fabie- I like your post. If this is what they truly want than its pointless to take them out of learning. Kal hakavod to them.
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I learnt how to do it at home! Btw, men can cook too…
Ben Torah- ever been to Lakewood???
whats wavy walls?
mod 80- you are right i am! Thats why this ridiculous conversation is in the losing weight thread, ive had too many chocolates!
Thanx mod for my new title i like it! Merci!
I think we once made donuts though i dont remeber how but i remember that we used this special pump that you fill with custard, jelly…. and squeeze into one of the sides of the donut.
minyan- Oooh nice!!!
“blinkie is an aristocratic name”- Wow Im honored! But i still like “blinky” better. (if you really want you can put it as my 2nd title)
Why? As far as i know its “pinky” and “stinky”
“Diet and excercise, diet and excercise…”- yeah tell me about it.
p.s.”excercise” is spelled “exercise” (don’t worry i spelled it wrong here on this forum a few times, but our professional editors taught me the correct way:)
i agree with oomis a thousand percent that after a woman is married its harder to find the time to drive. Just to add on, there are some places that its a necessity to drive, where things are just not around the corner. You just never know where you will end up living and if you have to go to the grocery thats not so local its very annoying to have to be dependant on someone else.
Squeak and ICOT- I GIVE UP!!!!!
Midvar sheker tirchak
Anyway sister bear it should help you.
Mr. Prodigy, I was expecting you to give the answer not wikipedia, tsk tsk
sounds like you are studying for a history test….sorry can’t be much help though i think cotton was produced in the south? (somewhere in the back of my mind…) Maybe s/o here knows theres a bunch of really smart ppl here- Good Luck!
“Keep thinking to yourself; by Pesach, I’ll be x weight, by Pesach, I’ll be x weight… all you need to do now is follow thru!”- you make it sound so easy…if only…ive been there done that (and still doing it), dieting is hard even though you know in the long run its worth it!
hashemsprincess- on my diet mayo is fine but limited. 2 tsps of lo fat mayo is considered one fat (i can have 3 fats a day) so there you go- usually one or one and a half fats is sufficient…Good luck!
“especially when the answer based on the simple interpretation is obvious”
Well not so obvious bec. most ppl answer 1st place which is wrong
“also: you have a subconcious spiritual GPS in you. If you’re driving along using a GPS and you make a wrong turn, it reroutes you to the correct route. If in life you take a wrong turn, Hashem has a bas kohl that “reroutes” you to go back.”
nice anology! and when you are doing things right it says “you’ve reached your destination” meaning you are on the right track!
“(I’m supposed to give them the answer tonight, please help.)”
doc, does that mean you were stumped?
most ppl say that the postion is 2nd to the last….but it seems like we have some brilliant ppl here:)
correct! I don’t really understand your logic on how the answer could be 1st place (thats the answer that many ppl answer) now you are running in another race and you overtake the person in last place, what position are you in now?
you overtook the person in 2nd place does that help?
you are overtaking the person in 2nd place what else could it mean?
p.s. one of my posts that you commented on is not in so maybe stick it in…
80- dont insult my intelligence, i got you the first time! So nu whats the answer? Stop stalling for time by making matters confusing and put that brain of yours to work and try to figure it out!
i thought you are a prodigy! read it again, i think its pretty simple to understand (i x want to give away the answer!)
you are running in a race and you overtake the person in 2nd place- what position are you in?
p.s. this is NOT for doc or squeak!
I was contemplating writing that its for more simpler ppl to figure out not for you guys:)
What is special about these sequence of numbers?
8,5,4,1,9,7,6,10,3,2,0