(yes BP Totty) Oh thats a cool bird!

How do you delete a post completely (within a few minutes of sending it)?

Can you call back to confirm?

dieting is hard

self conrol is not easy

pass the cookies please

Squeak- nope thats not it! Wait give me a second to breath…. I stumped you???!

I saw this in a magazine once so you might know it but its adorable! A little girl notices her mother has a few white hairs so she asks her mother why she has them.

Her mother says, “everytime you do something wrong, or make me upset I get a white hair.” The girl thinks for a moment and then says, “How come ALL of Bubbys hair is white?”

“hoisted by my own petard”.- ICOT can you explain in simple english?

Here is another one- A plane is flying and crashes and every single person on the plane dies, and there are survivors- How can this be?????

And then ppl wonder why there are so many kids with internet… I mean i know that for college, its a necessity to have internet and i can understand that, but for kids? Thats a hard thing to understand.

“But then again, when I was in high school, we still had to chisel our assignments onto stone tablets.”-

Ha, how many lines did you get:)

But im not as old as you….and i find it quite surprising that schools are advocating internet, and what if someone doesn’t have it? They switch schools?

“Well, I have three high schoolers at home right now. All of them have school assignments that require the use of the internet.”

Thats interesting, when I was in high school i was able to do my assignments without internet…Do they really must use it or is it a matter of convenience? Just curious if now its mandatory to use internet for schoolwork.

ICOT- this is my comprehension of the answers without looking at the riddle itself! Now thats a talent, Ok here goes…

1) “Are the odds even?”- As far as im concerned odd #’s are odd and even #’s are even, no riddle can interchange that! So the answer is NO!

2) “If not, who has a better chance of winning?”- odds are odds and even is even so thats fifty fifty, so its equal!

3)”How do you calculate the odds?” easy, start from one and skip every other one, for example 1,3,5,7….

4)”Bonus: can you calculate the odds with an equation?”- hmmmmm, well its extra credit so i guess its fine if i skip this one.

tzippi- my high school offered home economics, i guess not every school does.

thanx doc! interesting post LOL

“It was posted before March 2nd 2010.”- yup i figured!

I love old gents jokes! This is really old- an old guy complains of chest pains. His doc says- try loosening your belt!

(squeak im sure you’ll come up of the original way the joke was worded…)

hey im lost here…can someone fill me in:) I need a laugh, it was a stressful day!

Believer, for some reason (maybe Im wrong) i get the impression that your making it sound like a disdainful task that you must do to interview a holocaust survivor. Its not just 5 questions that you have to ask for school, and then poof, you did your homework. This is an extremely important assignment and i hope you interview them with respect and consideraton they deserve- not like a burden. Wishing you upmost Hatzlacha.

smartcookie- the interesting thing is that the person who was giving over the info meant to say good- that she is great and if you are looking for a chisaron this is it! B”H the boy had the seichol to go out anyway:)

“it is certainly permitted to lie when your wife asks you if she looks fat in thais dress (and she does).”

mod. i wouldn’t answer her, i would just tell my wife that her eyesight is still good (old joke)

Someone went out with this girl and the guy was trying to make small talk in the car with her but the only answer she said was “yes, no, Ok, fine…” After an hour he asked her if she would mind if he takes her home. She said “OK” Well he knew he didn’t hurt her feelings because she asked for a second date because she liked his sense of humor! (no they are not married but i know that the boy is married)

Here is another old one

An elderly couple is in a restaurant and you could tell that they were poor. The husband orders one pizza, one thing of fries, and one coke. A man comes over and politely offers $, but the man refuses saying, ” oh its fine my wife and I we share everything.” The man then cuts the pizza exactly in half gives one half to him and the other to his wife. Then again does the same to the fries and then puts 2 straws in the one coke. Again the man offered to pay but again the man declined saying that he and his wife share everything. This happened a few times. In the meantime the man was eating while his wife sat silently sipping her coke, not eating anything. Finally the man, frustrated turned to the wife and said, “I offered your hubby $ but he refused saying you share everything, but I see that you are not eating anything, what are you waiting for? Her answer- “THE TEETH!”

Nope! this paper goes around and you don’t want your whole life spilled free for everyone to read. The basics are good enough.

glad it worked! thanks for the update its good to know that it helped! Keep it up!

“Which is why I always strongly recommend she bring mace”- Myfriend, yeah stick it in your purse….

But seriously, i dont see whats wrong with a purse. Where else should she put cash, phone ,Id…you never know what you’ll need…