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  • in reply to: Broken Telephone #5 #706217
    blinky
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    WIf- i was actually changing the “uck” sound and that was the first sentence that came to mind…:)

    Ill add on to yours- Life can’t be all serious you know

    We just came back from the air show!

    in reply to: Tomorrow 11 Cheshvan is the Yahrtzeit of Rachel Imeinu Aleha Hashalom #709066
    blinky
    Participant

    Thank you for the reminder. What a nice idea!

    in reply to: General Shmooze 3 #902825
    blinky
    Participant

    BP totty for some reason my posts are not going through but im curious what you wanted to say. I hope this goes through

    in reply to: What's Your Favorite Nosh? #702084
    blinky
    Participant

    Jelly fish!

    in reply to: What happened to Hakoros Hatov & Derech Eretz in the CR ? #705047
    blinky
    Participant

    “OTOH, I think you, SJS, Blinky, Minyan Gal (those are the 1st that come to mind) would have a blast, should you find yourselves face-to-face in the real world!”

    hmmm sounds like an idea! However- I gathered from reading their posts we do not live at all near each other….Who knows maybe we all share a distant relative and by our third cousins twice removed simcha well get to meet:)

    in reply to: 7 letter word game #1208341
    blinky
    Participant

    growing

    in reply to: Broken Telephone #5 #706215
    blinky
    Participant

    What is the point of this?

    in reply to: The Word Chain Game #706574
    blinky
    Participant

    framework

    in reply to: Broken Telephone #5 #706212
    blinky
    Participant

    Do you have an extra buck?

    in reply to: 7 letter word game #1208336
    blinky
    Participant

    through…

    …hangers

    (whats the point of this game?)

    in reply to: Broken Telephone #5 #706210
    blinky
    Participant

    Wow! what a prett duck!

    in reply to: Limericks! #1221134
    blinky
    Participant

    (I was bored on shabbos so here goes…)

    there once was this leader of Slobodka

    Who always drank so much vodka

    He was asked to step down

    Cuz’ he disgraced the town

    So now he drinks in America!

    in reply to: Broken Telephone #5 #706209
    blinky
    Participant

    Ok Bp totty seems like this thread ran cold- you said you will thread them together and make a story….Were waiting! Good luck!

    in reply to: The Word Chain Game #706570
    blinky
    Participant

    fish cake

    in reply to: 7 letter word game #1208332
    blinky
    Participant

    stapler…

    …recount

    in reply to: Limericks! #1221120
    blinky
    Participant

    Hope this won’t make you say Ow!

    But i don’t want my family to have a cow,

    So to my dismay,

    Being its a short day,

    Ill have to log off for now!

    Good shabbos everybody!

    in reply to: Broken Telephone #5 #706204
    blinky
    Participant

    The Eiffel Tower is in France

    in reply to: Broken Telephone #5 #706201
    blinky
    Participant

    Would you like to be my partner in dance?

    in reply to: Limericks! #1221115
    blinky
    Participant

    Doctor you definitely know how to rhyme

    But you are doing a crime

    lines three and four

    limericks they are nor

    fix it, so we could have a good time!

    in reply to: Broken Telephone #5 #706199
    blinky
    Participant

    THe cruel man is so heartless!

    in reply to: Shabbos Food With A Twist #701769
    blinky
    Participant

    I don’t enjoy “Shabbos Food”- <sigh> you dont know what you are missing in life:(

    in reply to: Broken Telephone #5 #706196
    blinky
    Participant

    My brother turned four!

    in reply to: Limericks! #1221113
    blinky
    Participant

    (i took some from what i wrote about squeak)

    Dr. pepper makes me laugh

    He also loves to do math

    His rhymes are good

    the way it should

    Ok its erev shabbos i gotta take a bath!

    in reply to: Human Evolution #700917
    blinky
    Participant

    I heard a great story (i forgot many of the details but the point is the same)

    A rabbi and a professor (with their grandchildren) are seatmates on a plane. The professor sees how the Rabbis grandchildren are honoring their grandfather- food, drinks, making sure he’s comfy…The professor asks the Rabbi how come his own grandchildren don’t treat him with this respect. So the Rabbi says you believe in evolution so you are closer to being a monkey than your children so they treat you with less respect. I, however am closer to matan torah than my kids so they treat me with greater respect.

    in reply to: Broken Telephone #5 #706193
    blinky
    Participant

    Stop slamming the door!

    in reply to: Limericks! #1221111
    blinky
    Participant

    There once was a girl named Blink

    Who bought a gorgeous white mink

    She was about to faint

    when it fell in some paint

    And now Blinks new mink is quite pink!

    p.s. I love limericks! Can you tell???

    in reply to: Thank You Mods & Editor #954942
    blinky
    Participant

    Gotcha! thanks everybody

    in reply to: Broken Telephone #5 #706191
    blinky
    Participant

    She has dresses galore!

    in reply to: Limericks! #1221108
    blinky
    Participant

    Awwwwww dr. p. ill help you out, this limerick was started before, try to find something to finish it, im having trouble

    There once was a man from Nantucket…”

    Who tripped and fell on a bucket

    He fell on his face

    It was a disgrace

    __________________?

    or Bombmaniac and LAers-

    There once was a man from Nantucket

    Who kept all his cash in a bucket

    ______________________

    _______________________

    ________________________

    in reply to: Broken Telephone #5 #706187
    blinky
    Participant

    Did you buy the new mat? (ok someone chane the “at” sound)

    in reply to: Thank You Mods & Editor #954939
    blinky
    Participant

    but then its a blank post- i once did that and it came up blank

    in reply to: Limericks! #1221103
    blinky
    Participant

    Wolf- how about- She was not “maimed”? (but yours is pretty good)

    in reply to: Broken Telephone #5 #706184
    blinky
    Participant

    I love the Cat in the Hat!

    in reply to: Limericks! #1221101
    blinky
    Participant

    Wolf i got it!!!! But i felt bad for her so i finished it for her:)

    Dr. Pepper- you visited this thread a few times and you didn’t write any limericks! C’mon you have to share one!

    in reply to: Limericks! #1221098
    blinky
    Participant

    H newman your really poetic

    your limericks are pretty torahdik

    thanx for your feed

    their so nice to read

    my advice, keep going at it!

    in reply to: Thank You Mods & Editor #954936
    blinky
    Participant

    Mods?- how do I delete a post completely?

    in reply to: Haiku writing #1222046
    blinky
    Participant

    Good shabbos minyan

    Thanx for this great reminder

    Best wishes to you

    in reply to: Broken Telephone #5 #706182
    blinky
    Participant

    She has so many names!

    in reply to: Limericks! #1221095
    blinky
    Participant

    I like bombmaniacs idea to start one and everyone chips in a line so he started:

    “there once was a man from Nantucket…”

    Who tripped and fell on a bucket/ who kept all his cash in a bucket (i wrote the 1st, LAer wrote the 2nd- u choose)

    ????????????????????

    “For the life of me, what was his AIM?” oomis HIS aim?

    in reply to: Pru U'rvu #700570
    blinky
    Participant

    if any of those boys give birth to a girl than he is.

    in reply to: Broken Telephone #5 #706167
    blinky
    Participant

    Will you come to the party?

    in reply to: Limericks! #1221080
    blinky
    Participant

    Wolf- so off to bed she was carted!

    Bombmaniac- who tripped on a bucket….

    in reply to: Limericks! #1221077
    blinky
    Participant

    warning from the moderation staff:

    A (limerick)__________ can be furtive and mean

    You must keep her in close quarantine

    Or she sneaks to the slums

    And promptly becomes

    Disorderly, drunk and obscene.

    Mod- i think we can interchange the word “limerick” with someone, no? Cuz it doesn’t really make sense

    in reply to: Broken Telephone #5 #706160
    blinky
    Participant

    Did you do your homework, Billy?

    in reply to: Miracle with Rescue Miners #706068
    blinky
    Participant

    Very nice lesson, Im inspired! (BP totty i see you are in one of your better moods, not in that scary mood when you tie your kids to the tree…:)

    in reply to: Broken Telephone #5 #706158
    blinky
    Participant

    ok, this is silly

    in reply to: Limericks! #1221073
    blinky
    Participant

    There is one thing i notice about you squeak

    that really really makes me freak

    you love math

    and a good laugh

    so now my eyes are starting to leak! (from laughing!)

    in reply to: Broken Telephone #5 #706154
    blinky
    Participant

    (well we gotta change the “urd” sound)

    Can you come over?

    in reply to: Broken Telephone #5 #706151
    blinky
    Participant

    I cut my finger, how absurd!

    in reply to: Limericks! #1221069
    blinky
    Participant

    Here is one I had made up for school

    There once was a very wise sage

    Who rebelled and was put in a cage

    when the squire inquired

    Which death he required

    He answered to die by old age!

    C’mon anyone else? This can be fun!

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