POTCH!

humor ones

up at night

BP Totty- im not a kallah yet! Amen (on the bekarov!)

And good luck on the broken telephone!

p.s. i asked you a question on the muffin thread…?

BP Totty- checked it already, (yeah its veeerrrry unlike you- you will have to change your “never caustic” title)

but it happens to the best of us don’t worry apology accepted:)

If rather be a “schnorrer” if what you posted is true:)

Also i know you read this thread too- can you go to the broken telephone thread and chain it up? (you promised!)

Now i know this game is pointless! I posted “tomorrow” which is an EIGHT letter word and was curious if anyone would catch it:(

It was a good laugh though!

yogurt…

….tomorrow

destiny…

…younger

minyan- makes sense, I was told by a nutritionist that losing 10 percent of your weight decreases your risk for disease by 50 percent! So its easier to set your goal, if you weigh lets say 200 lbs. and you get to 180 lbs. you lost 10 percent and if you continue going and lose 18 more lbs. thats another 10 percent. B’hatzlacha!

Buy a stress ball. Or do exercise- let out all your tension.

“But I’ll take it a step further. When the thread runs cold, I’ll collect all posts and try to “thread” them into a story. Total nonsense, obviouly, becuase the posts were completely non-related. Who knows? It just might make sense!”

BP Totty- were waiting….:)

That joke is real witty

Please feed the kitty.

no you said that if you take away the first letter, im saying to put that letter at the end of the word and read it backward (its very similar)

Thats what i thought at first (great minds think alike?) but its really if you take the first letter and put it at the end of the word you read the original word.

There’s an old sea story about a ship’s Captain who inspected his sailors, and afterward told the first mate that his men smelled bad.

The Captain suggested perhaps it would help if the sailors would change underwear occasionally.

The first mate responded, “Aye, aye sir, I’ll see to it immediately!”

The first mate went straight to the sailors berth deck and announced, “The Captain thinks you guys smell bad and wants you to change your underwear.”

He continued, “Pittman, you change with Jones, McCarthy, you change with Witkowski, and Brown, you change with Schultz.”

THE MORAL OF THE STORY:

Someone may come along and promise “Change”, but don’t count on things smelling any better.

One year, I decided to buy my mother-in-law a

cemetery plot as a Christmas gift…The next year, I

didn’t buy her a gift.

When she asked me why, I replied,”Well, you still

haven’t used the gift I bought you last year!”

And that’s how the fight started…..

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I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some

reason, took my order first. “I’ll have the rump

steak, rare, please.”

He said, “Aren’t you worried about the mad cow?”

“Nah, she can order for herself.”

And that’s when the fight started…..

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When our lawn mower broke and wouldn’t run, my wife

kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed. But,

somehow I always had something else to take care of

first, the shed, the boat, making beer.. Always

something more important to me. Finally she thought

of a clever way to make her point. When I arrived

home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass,

busily

snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors. I

watched silently for a short time and then went into

the house.. I was gone only a minute, and when I came

out again I handed her a toothbrush. I said, “When

you finish cutting the grass, you might as well sweep

the driveway.”

The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always

have a limp.

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My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our

upcoming anniversary. She said, “I want something

shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in about 3 seconds.” I

bought her a bathroom scale.

And then the fight started……

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My wife was standing, looking in the bedroom mirror.

She was not happy with what she saw and said to me,

“I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really

need you to pay me a compliment.’ I replied, “Your

eyesight’s perfect.”

And then the fight started..

Its almost half past three

She just winked

Whip Cream

Artchill- i think its more of that bec. she was such a special person we should also do something extra special too…Who knows what good deed might have an impact on the geulah…

“so I’m glad to get back to the desk, where I can get some rest.”- Boy where do you work at like a sleeping agency or something? Do they have any openings?

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“Go fly a balloon, you know”- Ben Torah( did you also see that by the air show:)