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Maazel tov, a very good friend just gave birth to triplets!!!!!
I know its mean but it feels good not to be the only one…
shimmel- Jewish holidays too?
anything is possible
A rabbi lost his gold in a fire
oomis- you are late! minyan gal and I wished you a happy birthday in the limerick thread awhile ago! You can check it out.
what about erev pesach- taanis bechoros is that broken by the seder over wine?
Is anyone working today on thanksgiving or am i the only one? lol
Minyan- i made these up last night (some in the shower:) let me know what you think.
Yankele dons his shluff kappel
Gutte nacht he wishes everyone
He starts to lein kriyas shema
But is asleep before he’s done.
In the morgen he awakes (chorus)
Modeh ani he does does pray
neggel vasser does come next
to start off the new day.
After davening Yankele learns
he shteigs for very long
miishnayos and gemara
And studies right from wrong.
At 12 noon his boich is empty (chorus)
He needs a burst of koach
His aishes chayil made him lunch
To start again his moach.
When the Tag comes to a close
He walks back to his house
He feeds and bathes his kinderlach
And spends time with his spouse.
Yankele wants to sleep again (chorus)
And end this silly rhyme
It was very fun to write
Maybe more next tome!!!!
P.S. please excuse my yiddish i hope it makes sense!!!
Mazel Tov to tunabeigel123 on his upcoming wedding! As he mentioned here- http://www.theyeshivaworld.com/coffeeroom/topic/a-nice-text-for-a-thank-you-note
moderator- stop it!!!! My boss is going to wonder why i am laughing too much!
Sac:)
minyan- here is another one, both lines rhyme:)
Yankel Dovid walked through town
Quiet and very eidel
All the time his head was down
And bumped right into a meidel OUCH!
While attending a marriage seminar on communication, Chaim and his wife Shira listened to the instructor declare, “It’s essential that husbands and wives are aware of the things that are important to each other.”
He addressed the men, “Can you describe your wife’s favourite flower?”
Chaim leaned over to his wife and asked in a whisper, “Kemach All-Purpose, isn’t it?”
men and women
Yes BP totty agreed. Maybe i would get some shadchanus money being as i thought of it in the first place- I could use it:)
moderator 80, lol! to me its someone who ate fleishigs for dinner and is drooling….
Eleven people were hanging on a rope
> Under a helicopter.
>
> 10 men and 1 woman.
> The rope was not strong enough to carry them all
> So they decided that one had to leave,
> Because otherwise they were all going to fall.
> They weren’t able to choose that person,
> Until the woman gave a very touching speech.
>
> She said that she would voluntarily let go of the rope,
> Because, as a woman,
> She was used to giving up everything
> For her husband and kids or for men in general,
> And was used to always making sacrifices
> With little in return.
>
> As soon as she finished her speech,
> All the men started clapping ..
Y.W. Editor- its not working for me today or yesterday…
BPT- Yankee doodle went to town…. (I had to put it in as this was the basis for you to start this thread:)
Mod 80- are you joking?
If not there is hope for me…
Early one morning, a mother went in to wake up her son. “Wake up, son.
It’s time to go to school!”
“But why, Mom? I don’t want to go.”
“Give me two reasons why you don’t want to go.”
“Well, the kids hate me for one, and the teachers hate me, too!”
“Oh, that’s no reason not to go to school. Come on now and get ready.”
“Give me two reasons why I should go to school.”
“Well, for one, you’re 52 years old. And for another, you’re the
Principal!”
I’ve been out sick for 2 weeks
thats a long time to be sick SJS- Refuah Shelaima!!!!!!
They do what they do as a chesed.
Big chesed indeed!!!! They help a bunch of bored ppl find something to do thats fun! Wow, i envy your s’char! 🙂
(now lets see how long this post takes to get in….)
U.S. of A. (im having fun)
minyan- dont ask, last night just as i was going to sleep the tune was in my head! Glad you liked it, ill try to think of more I”H.
globs of messy payos sticking out behind his ears
whatrutalkingabt- thats why the term is not used for girls
i know it sounds childish but musical chairs with adults/kids are a blast! word games, puzzles….good luck!
BPT- i clarified something for you in the yeshivishe shprach thread by the way….
appropriate spelling:)
BP Totty- You seem confused. Firstly i am not chassidish so thats why i dont know yiddish and when im writing hebrew words in english it can get confusing how to spell so lemaaseh, lemaiseh…to me its all the same. Are you clarified now:)
to get her started
its not as good as yours but heres this
Yankel Dovid went to shul
To perfect his kriya
His concentration was intense
He missed his fourth aliya
Minyan- oh wow i am laughinhg so hard! Amazing talent, i dont think im as good as you. Right now i cant think of anything yet but i”h ill put sometthig in!
I heard the Tori and Shuly wigs are good, though can’t say for sure as i don’t have one yet:)
speak for yourself
yes it is a catheter- and it has wires
Wolf- most people who have catheters dont really fly…But ill check into getting documents- thanks
Thanx charlie- “If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be transferred to the mother ship.”- I never got that one?
qualified to work
Why can’t people take some humor in their life?
Agreed smartcookie.
backinaction- very cute poem, i like your rhymes (you can head over to the limerick thread if you like…lol)
Just curious, i know someone with a catheter that is flying soon, and he wants to know if the security will give him problems, because its a lot of wires
modification loan (ok i cheated on that one its from google, not sure what it means:)
“welcome to the mental health hotline…”
yeah i heard that one too it went something like this- if you are dyslexic press 969696, if you are paranoid we know who you are and we know where to find you etc. I forgot the rest but it was funny
im too old to learn a new language
shampoo and conditioner