Bellatrix Lestrange

Two chassidish teenagers decide that they had enough and they’re going off the derech. The first boy said to the second ” Meet me on the corner of 13th ave on motzei shabboss and make sure to dress up like a goy!”
On motzei shabboss they met at the corner and the first one was dressed in jeans and a t-shirt and no yartmulka and the second one came in his bekeshe and gartel and hat. The first friend said ” What happened? I told you to dress like a goy!”
The second friend answered “Don’t vorry, I have a pack of gum in my pocket!”