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YW Moderator613; It seems like it’s your, not our Swiss account.
What? You all share one account?
If I knew you’d share it, I might consider thinking about the probability of a possibility that I would wire some dough there.
I very humbly (perhaps too humbly) thank
ootinny, kapusta, mustangrider, for showing their appreciation.
This is better than an Oscar.
It goes without saying that the cleverness, keen sense of humor, and intellectual prowess of the aforementioned is quite apparent from their posts, as well as their choices. 🙂
Honestly speaking I have so many favorites I can’t write em all
cuz i’m sure to miss a few, so I thank all of my favorites, you know who you are 😉
When I need a laugh I come here, (after watching penguins dance) and when I need to vent, I come here, (after the shooting range)
That why I’m so mellow, (It has nothing to do with what I smoke)
maybe a little. So Thanks y’all! So keep reading and keep writing.
er.. perhaps some you should skip the writing. Right haifagirl?
I’m just kidding, wright whatevor yew feal liek riding!
Machnisei Rachamim, Mi ke’amcho Yisroel, MBD.
Sabba Kadishe, Rebbeh Reb Zisha, Lipa.
Red; You’re very welcome!
minyan gal; We don’t charge guests, we only expect them to eat heartily and enjoy themselves. (Maybe compliment the chef)
and the Chefs helper. (I’m not saying which one I am.)
bomb; the exact difference is almost the same as when you
run in the rain, but don’t dive into your washing machine yelling
Stop! Get it out! Water! Ahhhh!
Being a single girl I am all for bashing guys as much as the next guy, I mean girl, but this is just too much! You’re basing almost your whole post on assumptions, and heresy.
See My old post about educating the masses. We’re fighting a losing battle.
Nobody’s talking about giving them a look over, it’s what you do afterwards. 2nd and third and fourth once-over’s.
There’s a reason why it’s called a once-over!
This is why I am always Mechabed someone else to open the O.J.
grape juice, or cherry Soda. It’s a win- win situation. They think I’m giving them Kavod, and I am. The Kavod of walking around with a purple tie-dye shirt.
I’m just kidding, I’m an extremely clean and careful person, that seldom gets dirty or any stains on my clothes ….Ha…Ha..HATCHOOOOW!
Darn It!!! How do get fruit punch out of an oxford?
mtydhd; Mazel Tov! How about Pu’ah. See Rashi on Shemos,
by the names of the Meyaldos.
or Tziporah! a Yenta, chirps like a bird.
So since I am a qualified Shadchan I have no problem dating a girl of my choosing since it obviously is going through a qualified Shadchan with a proven track record.
MichaelC; and any other singles, I give an Accredited Shadchan Course; So you wont have a problem.
Please call
1-888 be-a-Yenta-2
It all started with a BIG BANG! The Mods have been around since the beginning of time. They run the banks, The Government, The Country, all other countries, So according to e/o They must be Jewish.
RedNails19; This unfortunately is a REAL problem.
It has bothered me for a long time.
Although It bothers me when I notice little kids doing it.
I, and hopefully those who get stared down, understand that kids tend to do this. Even gentile kids are guilty of this. That is in a child’s nature unless educated by his parents to avoid it.
What really irritates me, is when I see adults from our community doing it. It is so offensive and totally goes against what the Torah stands for.
There is this one time in particular when an African American Geir Tzedek, (or maybe he was born a Yid) entered a certain shul in BP
for a minyan Maariv. The second he walked in I (as well as the entire shul) noticed him. Almost everyone was just staring at him. Some people kept looking back at him every few seconds, This one man I noticed, just stared, rather gaped at him with his mouth open literally the whole davening! I’m not sure he even said 20%
of the words he just satred standing very close to.
He continued staring at him as if by looking at him long enough, he’d figure out his name address and life story.
At first I got flushed and embarrassed for what that Geir goes through. It bothered me so much!
Then I just got mad at this Total Goilem Shoiteh for acting like a five year old child.
When Shomnei Esrei came, everyone started, I was still a little behind, but this guy was still just standing and staring.
It was disgusting! We have a Chiuv of V’ohavtah Es Hageir,
We have a Chiyuv to be Mekarev them! OK! You’re not on the level.
No problem! But to totally ALIENATE a Ger?
To make him feel self conscious? Unwelcome? An outsider to be stared at like an exhibit at the zoo? This is unacceptable, downright disgusting, and Assur.
There are other cases, where people act similarly though it’s totally not in the spirit of Ahavas Yisroel or how the Torah
intends for us to behave or be perceived by others.
So believe me, RN19; I hear you!
If you wait by the river a new furniture shipment should be otw from monsey.
I think the Mekor for bouncing 3 times is a Hechsher Mitzvah,
in practicing for kedusha. Make sure you get it right. 3 times, not four. It’s addictive, and if you don’t have practice it very easy to belt out like 5 or 6 before being able to stop.
sib; Here again we go with the grammer.
Are you by any chance substituting for haifagirl?
(How’d you like my spelling and structure?)
oy vey ktd; I was just covering for some people. 😉
otb, AKA Off Track Betting; They hopefully should be proper Mechanchim and treated as such.
bomb; lol! good one!
I’d never allow water to get on my 1000 thread count Egyptian cotton sheets! (Except when being washed) When I needed help waking up, there’s always the duster in the ear. Works like a charm.
Though I pity the person doing it. For when I swing full force at the imaginary insect crawling in my ear the person standing in that vicinity usually ends up on the floor.
s2021; I can’t believe that story! Really?
I agree w Haleivi, was just about to type that.
Taking in to a tailor and inserting an elastic around the back is the best way to go, unless you’re much older it might not be good for your circulation. Then i’d suggest losing weight. Either way it is important getting/ staying in shape. Hatzlacha!
P.S. I really enjoy many of your other posts.
s2021; To be honest, some guys like a girly girl, and find it cute.
I have a friend (not me) who keeps complaining that many girls that are Redt to him are sad and boring.
We were taught in Cheder to do the three bounces after S”E,
are you calling our Rabbeim Ame Haaretz? 😉
aries2756; the op is clearly states “A friend of mine”.
So It is absolutely totally not her.
hey beacon! Not really lurking. in and out.
charlie brown, you’ve been here like forever. 🙂
is she under 22? I would say either she came across as immature,
or just too girly. A guy understands that girls are extremely different than guys. However when they come across too intensely
with their girlishness, this could even be in conversation,
talking about real girly things with the guy, he may feel to alienated and uncomfortable by her, and her choice of conversation.
There is no one way to describe it but i’ll try.
Perhaps she says “like” like every third word, engrossed in a conversation about how her friend likes purple flowers and like she likes pink flowers, and like when her friend like went to the store to buy her that top and they were like out of the pink flowers omg! She like should’ve know to get her the fuchsia flowered one instead of the purple Right? I mean like omg, you like totally understand where i’m coming from right.
This is just a rough example, I think you can imagine how a guy
would feel having to listen to this type of jabber (Please look up the word) for two hours.
Gentile/s.
The only reason to give a reason is if the Shadchan doesn’t know what you’re looking for. If the reason would insult the other party, it should be kept to oneself. Just telling the Shadchan it wasn’t for me, not my type should be enough.
All the smokers, you better stop and do Teshuva, because it is an
Issur D’Oyraisoh!!! You are not considered an Oi’nes If you started,
since you can stop if you want to.
shooeey, is it pot you’re smoking? or just cigarettes? 🙂
I’ll start
keep it going!ootinny; I still have nightmares. How did you know I require fancy heels? Have we met? That wasn’t the reason I said No. I said no because the girl had no sense of humor.
All kidding aside, I take it you misunderstood the humorous point of the story. It actually never happened to me. I was referring to a hypothetical of a guy complaining about a girl coming dressed casually on a first date. Not unlike a certain someone who very recently posted a similar scenario.
What did happen to me was a hiking boots story, and you can quote me. “I require a girl not to wear hiking boot on the first date” unless said date was a scheduled meeting at the bottom of Mount. Everest, or the likes. I wouldn’t mind a jacket from The north Face, Colombia, or REI either, If I was still dating.
Ooh! How can I forget my days in sem.
pba? you were in sem too?
Tomche; Firstly, what on earth are you talking about? short skirts?
Whoever said anything about not dressing Tzniusdig?
I’m saying they should dress nicely at weddings.
Most guys who were redt their basherte at a wedding, the girl was pointed out to them from afar. If they thought they seemed nice they tell the shadchan to send them the info.
Secondly, what on earth is wrong with wearing perfume?
Did you attend a Holy seminary that told you this?
Do you hang out on the women side? I have never gotten close enough to other women at a wedding as to get a whiff of their perfume. Idk if you’re a girl or a guy, but if the latter, what on earth do you do at weddings?
You have a bright future awaiting you as a Plumber. Good Luck!
Last week when I went to the bank, i requested they play LIPA’S
GELT song, they refused. Can you believe it?!!!
I’m seriously considering closing my account there.
THEY DON’T HAVE “GELT?!!!”
If he has changed for real, then it is wrong to tell her,
or anyone for that matter about his past. I know many happily married couples, some of them already marrying off their own kids,
that the man had a past which he left for good. Men especially when they’re teens go through a little rough patch till they find their calm. I know a case where they asked a family friend of theirs about the boy before they made the L’chaim and this friend of kallahs family was aware of the boy’s past.
They didn’t say anything other than he was a super nice guy, which he was at the time. Now B”H they are very happily married. He is still very much a Mentch and a very warm person.
However If he’s currently a person that does things that if
known to her she would not be interested, then he must tell her before. If that is not an option, You must ask a sheilah to an actual Rov, If you can and how to divulge this information.
Do Not ask virtual Rov, or collective body of wannabe Poskim.
Reb Moshe Paskens to a woman that she must tell her future husband
about her past i’m not sure to what extent but that it is behind her. So I’m sure that this guy if he’s still not behaving properly
he must be honest.
tab; always be curt, serious, brief, being brief is the key,
answers what you have to, then turn your attention elsewhere as if you have somewhere to be, s/t to do. Don’t linger, will give him the wrong message.
Although MidPath makes a good point. and I’d take his advice. It’s important to note sometimes guys take this, telling them nicely you wish to have a professional etc.. as a message that they have to work harder to get your attention win you over , and this could lead to you changing your mind when they win you over.
However showing that your totally not interested physically giving him a curt not interested vibe that gets the message across way better. Don’t be rude, just act totally not interested.
fast forward; good one,
#17 happened on dates all the time.
BPG; thanks & to all other funny post on this page.
ootinny, hope it gets fixed before you date.
Baruch Hu, Ubaruch She’mo!
Why did the blonde cross the road?
To find the chicken, and finally get some answers.
whole wheat; thanks, you inspired me to make a joke.
Don’t own one, wouldn’t be caught wearing one, some things should be illegal.
kylbdnr; just saw your post, I know you meant it seriously but
LMHO! Girls, lol! I can’t stop chuckling. Thanks!
There’s another test but I cant type when i’m ROTF.
I’ll get back to you when I calm down and think of s/t funnier.
If you are terrified of it, you are just making yourself susceptible to it. If you flaunt what you have, even if you arent afraid, you’re making yourself very susceptible to it.
If you practice Hatzne Leches, and trust HB”H and arent worried about it, then your good to go.
That is Ayin Horah in a nutshell.
Wow! You look much younger. Is that a compliment laced w/ criticism?
If it’s just that fact alone that’s bothering you, it is not an issue. I mean if there isn’t anything about her personality that bothers you, or things that you clash on because she’s from oos, then it isn’t a problem.
Like if you could go back in time, and everything about her, the way she talks, thinks, understands what your saying, would remain the same, only you would be told she’s from your state/town, you’d be happy. then I feel It isn’t important. Sometime many oot girls have lot more to offer than local girls. They’re more openminded but frum, more accepting, less judgmental, etc.. I dont want to cont. I’m gonna get heck from our local singles. (Who are all super great too) So she doesn’t know all the local hock, so what?
she’ll learn, or you can teach her.
If you have nothing in common that is something else.
Btw i’m not trying to convince you that this the one, only that if she’s great & you’re happy w/ everything about her, ruchnius,
middos, hashkafa, gashmius, and her family are nice folks,
where she’s from should not be a Meakev.
Siyata Dishmaya, same Haskofah, good Middos, nice personality, nice family, stuff in common, good conversation, healthy, physically appealing to you. that all one needs.
They do not have to be from same town, unless their location causes technical difficulties, then you have to as a Sheilah.
btw, there’s nothing like a rrrRussian accent.
Ver you fram? My Fazer Chengineer! Che Supowart yew verrry nais!