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Hesh, sorry didnt get a chance yet.
WolfishMusings: I take it your a baal korah then?
proud tatty: Sorry No comparison, Chillul Shabbos is Chillul Shabbos.
End of discussion!
However a comfortable atmosphere etc.. is up to the type
of background one comes from. Perhaps you dont mind eat in a pizza shop
with women sitting at the next table, there may be someone who is only
comfortable with a mechitza! or maybe your ok dining in a restaurant while
only CNN is played on large tv screens above, while someone is not.
therefore “dd” makes a good point!
If there is questionable attire/behavior, let the Hechsher make it known
so those Yirei Shomayim, know to stay away!
Areivim: your post is true to your screen name.
KUTGW!
Heshy:
I remember that too, that one shouldn’t sit with his back to the torah.
lemme look it up before, to make sure.
yeah, i saved the best ones for last. 🙂
In my humble opinion, I think it’s two seperate things.
It’s definitely up the the rav hamachshir if he doesn’t want to
give his Hechsher to a place that has waitresses dressed inappropriately.
Especially a more respected hechsher.
However, I think that it has nothing to do with the kashrus of the food.
(rather the place)
The hechsher should let it be known publicly that
it is only on the food & not the atmosphere.
Just like the caterers write that the booze & alcohol
at certain simchas is not included in their hechsher.
I think there should be two seperate ratings systems.
1)kashrus of the food.
2)Kashrus of the atmosphere.
Like this Ehrliche people would be forewarned
not to go eat out (alone or with family)
where they dont feel comfortable.
The young wild ones of our generation who are still eating
kosher, but not on the level, should not be deprived of a hechsher.
Thanks!
here are some more,
Liberals: French for Cowards
I’D RATHER…
you be doing something else too!
Denial Works For Me
ARE YOU SERIOUS?
am I repeating myself?
being redundant?
saying things over & over?
STIMULATE THE ECONOMY
IMPEACH OBAMA
DON’T BLAME ME
I didn’t vote for him
I’m THAT guy!
& my favorite,
On Time, is When I Get There!
I just reminded myself of a funny story that happened to a
friend of mine, so he was on this date and they were discussing
many topics (like in the CR)and one was the shidduch crises,
they were talking bout how there’s many girla perfectly normal
who mamish dont get offers for months at a time, & how there’s
many more girls then boys etc.. so the after some more of this
he sighed saying, nu, what’re you gonna do? (rhetorically)
and she answered.. “Nothing!” (in a monotonous voice.)
(I still remember the way he said it)
He thought she didn’t chap but later on in a different
conversation he also made the same remark
nu, what’re you gonna do? & she replied again.. “Nothing!”
He thought it was hilarious & told me later.
Till today we joke around & whenever one of us says
well..what’re you gonna do?
The other replies a monotonous “Nothing!”
harmony; thank you so much for posting your story.
It’s truly inspiring. May HB”H in his infinite kindness
continue to watch over his wonderful Nation. Amen!
There’s a small booklet circulating with a few kapitlach Tehilim &
a special tefillah for the three Bochurim that were H”Y imprisoned.
I pick one up from a local satmar shul.
it’s free. you can put it in your siddur (fits in any siddur)like by olienu,
So one can remember everyday to have them in mind.
or you can just jot their names down on a post it
& insert into your siddur so you never forget to have them in mind.
“I haven’t reported my missing credit card to the police
because whoever stole it is spending less than my wife.”
– Ilie Nastase
“Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can’t it get us out?”
– Will Rogers
“The problem with the designated driver program, it’s not a desirable job,
but if you ever get sucked into doing it, have fun with it.
At the end of the night, drop them off at the wrong house.”
– Jeff Foxworthy
“Borrow money from a pessimist – they don’t expect it back.”
“A person who knows how to laugh at himself will never ceased to be amused.”
– Shirley Maclaine
WolfishMusings:
I agree with your point that was reiterated by
jewishfeminist02,
however I have another theory that answers both questions,
perhaps he really was born in the U.S. but wanted to keep the muslim
world from hating him, by confiming he’s american born,
for political & other reasons.
So he paid whatever amount (the guy is loaded anyhow)
(having Hussein as a middle name doesn’t hurt either)
So he could play both sides.
Just a theory! food for thought.
Taxes:
“Despite what the cartoonists make him look like,
Uncle Sam is a gentleman with a very large “waste.”
“Income-tax forms should be more realistic by allowing the taxpayer
to list Uncle Sam as a dependent.”
on Drinking:
Take counsel in wine, but resolve afterwards in water
– Benjamin Franklin
He that spills the Rum, loses that only; He that drinks it,
often loses both that and himself.
– Benjamin Franklin
Jax: I Agree! quick question though,
what’s the Coffee of choice at said board meetings?
or do u just have Dr. Pepper? 😉
I’m a fan Booker’s myself. have one on standby.
I thought they were ok & funny, funny is only one criteria, appropriateness and being as least somewhat believable are other factors
however I understand ur job! I’m sorry u felt that way!
(hope this ones ok, if not feel free.)
lesschumras: I am not referring to earlier posts
just want to understand your question,
In ur opinion Is killing a murderer, murder?
or is it cleansing our world of evil?
Dear Mods: Amush
Is there a special formula 4 me like every 4th post gets dropped.
or was it technical?
If the former i’ll just post in groups of 3. 🙂
if you remember the posts of yours that got dropped, look for a common theme and avoid it in future posts. If you don’t remember… oh, well.
Jax: Astoundingly awesome Story!
A very important message.
Thanks!
Jax: Chairman of the CR Board
what will CR Do without u?
The mods will probably be less busy!:)
but also more bored!
Jax: Chairman of the CR Board
what will CR Do without u?
The mods will probably be less busy!:)
but also more bored!
thanks!
Jax: I’m trying verry harddd!
cholentkugelkishke: ha! good one.
mepal: & A600KiloBear:
They never carded us in Israel in the…… erm.. Kiddeishim & Simcha halls
located in Yerushalayim, Tel Aviv, Netanya, & another
(undisclosed 4 shidduch purposes) location.
moish01:
I’m actually a new guy! I’m good with the mods:
had them work their magic! like the feds!
now i’ve successfully infiltrated YWN/CR!
(did I just say that out loud?)
moish01: no! an old guy, returning.
but i’m actually not old!
Here are some very funny, very true, Politcal Bumper Stickers.
Enjoy!
I’ve Had Enough Change
I WANT MY COUNTRY BACK!
OBUMMER!
Vote Democrat
It’s easier than working!
January 20, 2013
END OF AN ERROR
I’d Rather Be Right
Than Politically Correct!
Why are Peace Activists so Violent?
Right Wing Whacko
Clinging to Guns and Religion
Democrats Hard on Fetuses,
Soft on Terrorists
Liberals: Have You Hugged Sadaam Today?
DEMOCRATS – Making the World safe for TERRORISTS
lol! ok that gives me hope!
Mods: will any of my stories ever make it through? maybe
Jax: enjoy ur vacation! do send us Coffee-Rumors a postcard! 😉
yes! I coined that term!
All rights reserved
ames: It’s always a Mitzvah to publicize a Chesed & Neis that
Hashem did with you.
1)It shows you appreciate it.
2)It makes a Kiddush Hashem.
3)Awakens people love for HB”H (when one relates miracles he does for his nation)
How many Chasadim Does HB”H do with all of us on a daily (every second) basis
which we aren’t worthy of.
just don’t relate it to ppl in a boasting way
relate it in joyous humble way.
The mekatrigim will complain if you advertise or not. (that’s their job)
We just have 2 show appreciation
& in our hearts know we weren’t worthy.
Feif Un: Amazing story! thanks so much 4 sharing that.
postsemgirl: “IDK how I would be able to connect to these people. Any ideas?”
I know in Israel there are seminaries that have their girls
volunteer & hook them up with helping older couples who are living alone
in the immediate area or nearby. There are many holocaust survivors living
among us that need assistance on a daily basis. Even with little things like
setting the table for shabbos, or taking out the trash or shopping for the basics.
I suggest you inquire around your neighborhood, you never know.
Once you get to know them, hear their stories,
you’ll feel connected.
& now to get this thread back on topic,
(YWN editor IDK if this post got lost last nite or you cut it)
(if the latter pls edit to ur liking & post i dont want to, Thanks!)
I heard this story a while back, dont know if it’s true but it’s hilarious,
grab something sturdy, here goes,
It didn’t get lost it was deleted.
areivimzehlazeh: & Jax: Thanks 4 ur warm welcome,
I guess nobody else missed me except veimloachshuv.
Mrs. Dr. Pepper:
thanx 4 the invite, but i must warn you im allergic to antifreeze.
but being that there’s a Dr. on call It sounds enticing.
(despite all the warnings i got from my fellow YWN pal’s);)
I’m just worried he’ll have the same reaction & well both need medical assistance.
& don’t tell me i should come over to daddy in law,
that would be too much trouble.
Thanks guys, those were great!
here are some funny ones,
YOUR VILLAGE CALLED.
THEY’RE LOOKING FOR THEIR IDIOT
BEER: NOW CHEAPER THAN GASOLINE
SO DON’T DRIVE… DRINK
LIKE A ROLL OF TOILET PAPER
LIFE GOES FASTER NEAR THE END
EVERYONE IS BORN RIGHT-HANDED
ONLY THE GIFTED OVERCOME IT
MOSHIACH IS COMING
LOOK BUSY
(i edited this one)
LET’S FACE IT
YOUR ONLY HOPE IS THE LOTTERY
MONEY TALKS
MINE ALWAYS SAYS GOODBYE
I WAS BORN ON THE WRONG
SIDE OF THE BED
BACK OFF!
I’M A POSTAL WORKER.
I AM NOBODY. NOBODY IS PERFECT.
THEREFORE, I AM PERFECT.
IF THE SCREAMS FROM MY TRUNK
BOTHER YOU
TURN UP YOUR RADIO
CAUTION
BLONDE THINKING
areivimzehlazeh: What to do when a chosson/kallah can not keep a beat:
4)Laugh your head off!
Just kidding! depends, if their self conscious bout their two left feet,
i’d go with 3) however if not let them dance the nite away.
It’s their simcha & “It’s my party & i’ll dance if I want to.”
err… or was it cry?
Anyhow I read a line once, & I really liked it, i’m sure you will too.
DANCE, LIKE NOBODY’S WATCHING!
( )
_ /
__ /
___ /
____ /
_____THOUGHT
I figured since the economy is shot we could use this one,
although famous enough that all of have heard it before.
“A penny saved is a penny earned.”
– Benjamin Franklin
Here are some of my favorite quotes by Benjamin Franklin.
He that falls in love with himself will have no rivals.
Beware of the young doctor and the old barber.
God heals, and the doctor takes the fees.
A slip of the foot you may soon recover, but a slip of the tongue
you may never get over.
All would live long, but none would be old.
Three may keep a secret, if two of them are dead.
I am in the prime of senility.
Remember not only to say the right thing in the right place,
but far more difficult still,
to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.
If you would not be forgotten as soon as you are dead and rotten,
either write something worth reading or do things worth the writing.
areivimzehlazeh: lol! I had to weed out my addiction first..
then return of my own accord.
sorry! Typo, I meant waitress.. continue reading
First of all anonymisss: B”H you’re ok!
I also had a Neis with a terrible car accident,
the car was totaled, I B”H walked out w/o a scratch!
onlyemes:
“The term “ainan nizokin” refers to demons (shaidim),and not to terrestrial objects.”
No offense but that questionable, as the gemara itself brings a case
that a person was harmed (died) not by demons(Mazikim) to question the term
Shluchei Mitzvah Ainon Nizoikim!
so please tell me this isn’t your own p’shat!
mepal: it’s Nizoikim
Now about the girl losing her shoe at the revolving lounge story,
I dated a girl who told me this story happened to her friend.
this was way back!!
I’ve repeated it on dates & actually made an investigation with one girl during a date,
(I hope she doesn’t see this) we came to the conclusion that it’s highly unlikely if at all possible.
She would have to swing it off with force sending it whirling off the area
& have a waitresses kick it around like a soccer ball till it made its way off the
revolving platform….highly unlikely, so for all you PI’s out there, “MYTH”!
Wow! it’s been a long time! good 2B back!!!
& what do you ask is the first post that caught my eye,
Thats right! “Funny Shidduch Stories”
Hmm… Funny Shidduch Stories?
As I contemplate the ramifications, I can’t help but think….this could be the greatest thread ever!
When I suddenly realize.. OMG!!!
I freeze in sheer terror as the panic spreads throughout my body.
I can’t shake the terrible thought that some girls I have dated in the past
may have posted my most embarrassing (bury yourself 4 boushah) moments
on YWN for all the world to see!!
….It’s Just Too Much To Handle!!!
So now i become a frenzied zombie reading all 21 pages
to make sure none of my dating disasters were posted.
all the while trying not to laugh too hard at all the hysterical stories
thinking mine might be next………………………….
WHEW!!! B”H I was spared, what a relief.
So now I learned that the Dr. pepper couple is a riot!
Although I find it so hard to believe the series of events leading up to their match,
however.. you couldn’t make such stuff up.
or maybe Dr. pepper could lol, J/K!
the right way: I would say it depends on your what your capabable of.
but at LEAST 1/4 of the time you usually learn.
if you can, learn half the time you usually learn a day,
if you learn 9 hours, try to learn 4 1/2 hours.
If you leave the torah for 1 day it leaves you for 2 days.
However there is an Inyan of resting up a little bein hazmanim
to be refreshed for the New Z’man.
may i suggest learning a little bit halacha,
Inyona D’yoima like Hilchos Chol Hamoed, or Succah.
Hatzlocha Rabah!
Nobody is born extremely obese,
they acheive that by overeating & not exercising daily.
People who are overweight, just get over it & please go
on a SERIOUS diet.
If not for shidduchim then for Hashem Yisborach
who says in the Torah “Ushmarted Me’od L’nafshoseichem”.
To Mr Please call me a Kanoi: (Toras Moshe)
A Kanoi is one who is pure on the inside like on the outside
not someone who cloaks himself in self righteousness
and screams or goes guns blazing when its not meant
100% L’Sheim Shomayim!!!
To act like a Kanoi when your really not the on th level
is an extremly dangerous thing & a grave sin.
take Korach V’adasoy for example.
Thats why by Pinchos it was praiseworthy.
Because he was on the level.
More than most people are not even close to such a level of Emes,
& shouldn’t convince themselves they are.
saraleh: That’s terrible news. Do you know if any other sections were
desecrated? or was it just the Young Israel section.
I agree with Joseph:
However not just any Bais Medrash
make it “Bais Medrash Govoha!”
In “Ihr Hakodesh Lakewood”.
It’s like Disney Land, but closer.
Unless you live Lkwd,
then try Chaim Berlin, Torah Vodaas, or Mir,
in “Ihr Hachessed Brooklyn”.
jO jO: you might have to ask a Sheilah
(L’aniyus Daati)depending how long does this releasing process takes.
If the releasing process takes much longer than any food would digest
it might be a problem.
Because the whole Inyan of fasting on Yom Kippur
is to become a Me’Uneh
“Ve’inisem Es Nafshoseichem”
We must refrain from 5 things.
5 Inuyim.
By taking this pill you are might be
taking away the standard Inuy that comes with
fasting after all the food is digested.