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postsemgirl: pls give us your version.
“MBD” Yerushalayim is NOT 4 sale!
Overnite a massive construction
etc…………………..
“a camp bus slurring in a cent soles”?
Chorus
Yerushalayim is NOT 4 sale
voices crying thundering throughout our city
you beta run 4 ur Life…. “back to you toe for nite?”
“b4 the mountain to powpins white to swallow you on site?”.
Miami Boys Choir,
I knew some(kids) who would botch the lyrics
singing .. you gotta know the Halacha that is Assur to daven
B’shas Hatefiloh! 🙂 Its Hysterical.
This Guy I know went on a date in NYC & they were crossing by a crosswalk
when the guy takes a step into the street & a car is speeding right at him.
He doesn’t notice, but the girl does & pulls him back by his jacket, saving
him from being hit. He was totally embarrassed, freaks out, doesn’t act himself
the rest of the evening, & refuses to go out again.
starwolf: I do not “misunderstand the view that scientist have of science”.
Thank you though for so eloquently attempting to represent scientists and science
as a whole. I cannot & do not speak for all scientists, however, I make a distinction between science & those who study it. (notice I didn’t comment about studying science)
starwolf said; “The important thing about the science is the data, not the theory.
the theory has to fit the data, not the other way around”
Lets Talk about “The Big Bang Theory.” What conclusive data do they have
to fit that theory?
Next Lets Talk about doctors, I didnt bring up doctors. They are shluchim of HB”H
(at least most of them) & even though they have a long way to go, at least they have pure evidence to observe, study, & learn from. They are able to examine & explore
human bodies, test animals etc.. & figure out as best as they can what is going on.
zalmy: read what feivel wrote.
My degrees? Come into my office and you’ll see them on the wall.
feivel: thanks for getting my point, as some have obviously missed.
Maybe I wasn’t clear enough, or perhaps some scientists pickup
only on what their data tells them minus the common sense.
in mathematical form:
Data
– Common Sense
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Shtusim
G’mar Chasima Toiva!
estherh; May HB”H send you a “Refuah Shleimah!!!” May you have a full speedy recovery
B’soich Shar Cholei Yisroel, B’karov!!!
I’ll be very B’kitzur, cuz this will get outta hand if i’m not.
This is to refute what some have said before which is “shtusim!”
Pashuteh Yid said: “The gadlus of Torah is menschlachkeit and midos.
It was not given to be a science book.”
True, however, I cant say this any clearer, The Torah holds all the information
as to what is going on in this planet as well as what goes on in the skies & above.
Those of you who think otherwise are totally mistaken & have bought into western/
greek/ideology, “Koychi V’oitzem Yodi” etc.. in intellectual terms as well.
The Scientists today didnt even touch the tip of the iceberg yet, they are full
of theories, hypothesis, educated guesses, & we accept all their “shtusim” as fact,
until they find out that they made a mistake,(like recently with the planets)
& then they publicly state their new finds replacing thir old fact/theory, this is the constant cycle. they mean well, but they are Am Haaratzim playing guessing games.
Dealing with a universe so vast, their intelligence so limited, their lifes so short, how can they possibly figure out the complexities that are astoundingly larger then
their mere pathetic finite lives.
Histakel B’oiraisah Ubarah Alma, HB”H looked into the Torah & created the world.
I put my faith in the infinite one that created this wonderful magestic universe,
& put first his scholars & who took their knowledge from his torah, about his
wonderful world. (so much 4 being m’katzer!)
mepal: Thanks for pointing out how corny my comment was.
mazca: Thanks for reminding mepal. 🙂
areivim: Although Editor deserves an O, I totally agree with you that Chulent
is spelled like it tastes, “C-H-U-L-E-N-T!”
Whoever pronounces it otherwise, their Chulent might be lacking in its tastes,
what in lacks in its name. “Abisil Shmaltz!”
Lets face it, a litvishe cholent…. “Es Failt Taam!
post: It is a BIG deal! halacha states that if you know ur childen are gonna be very noisy & disturb the davening, do NOT bring them to shul, (mind you this is talking about small children who dont know what they are doing is wrong)
can you imagine the magnitude of the offense if done by adults who know
how serious this really is.
Maybe our teens go off the derech because they were raised by parents
who are afraid to teach them right from wrong,
for fear of them going off the derech!!!
The Sanctity of a shul should be taught to all of our children.
G’mar Chasima Toiva!
besides for fried onions beans barley & geshmakeh meat,
(& a secret blend of spices i divulge to nobody [sorry postsemgirl])
hotsauce, & beer. It’s Sooo good that sometimes I have problems falling
asleep fri nite, cuz the aroma fills the entire house & I just want
to finish the whole pot. It’s haaard to wait till Shabbos day.
Since we put up the sign (in big clear letters)
No bees allowed, so Buzz off!!!
We haven’t had any problems.
We also keep our honey jar closed.
Jax: Brilliant!! Now I have what to discuss on my next date 🙂
I’ll say what time did u finish davening on R”H?
my friend Shikur
“started 7:45 both days.
Day 1- 30 min break fin 2:20
Day 2-15 min break (cut down)fin 2:25
Rabbi spoke both days”,
However, pookie “started 9:00 ended 1:00 no break or speech”.
I on the other hand started 7:30 both days
day 1 fin 1:30 15min break
day 2 fin 2:38 30 min break.
I don’t think there’d be another date.
mepal, “cuz she’s always right” i mumble under my breath!
I’m just answering the original question,
I may seem extreme but is it me or all these gadgets are getting outta hand.
I think enough is enough, give them a teddy bear, a bicycle, a yo-yo,
& THAT’S IT!!!
Ipod, tripod, x-box, playstation, cellphone, beeper, credit card,
laptop, desktop, laser pointer,(to make their teacher crazy!)
this is all insane!!!
thanks mepal, i’m trying to avoid excessive ywn CR use during Elul.
but a little can’t hurt.
The proper way to refer to one’s Shvigger is Rebbitzin,
cuz she’s ALWAYS RIGHT.
I have one it’s not so much funny as cute,
this friend of mine was on a date in the city & he parked the car
& got a receipt from the munimeter. He tried to
to get it to stay on dashboard in view through the windshield but it kept flying off,
so he asked his date if she had some gum? She said replied no, but i have lip gloss.
he took it, & put some on the back of the ticket & stuck it on the dashboard,
& it worked! but they didn’t get married.
yossi z. said “that may be true for after marriage but i have heard that shidduchim have broken up because one or the other was not refering to his/her date by their first name”
Thats ridiculous!!! I find that hard to believe, if anything one wouly the
opposite that being called by their 1st name on a 1st date would freak a girl out
as the guy is being too Heimish.
& for all the older folks out there its true we, in our circles yeshivish/heimish
do not call a girl by her first name unless it is getting serious, this is for tznius purposes.
shaatra: maybe we should start posting, black lexus license plate Exl..
passing on squankum monday nite @ 9:30 etc.. 🙂
WELCOME BACK JAX! 🙂
it’s been kinda boring w/o you.
Welcome Moderator-80! you & 26 should even up the odds!
(conspiracy against…)
Welcome Moderator-26! you & 80 should even up the odds!
(conspiracy against…)
jphone: thanks for bringing this to the public, it’s terrible when
it happens all year round, however in the three weeks people should be 3 times
as careful, as these times tend to bring tragedy with them.
Agressive drivers out there: bad habits are hard to break,
that means everytime you get in the drivers seat, you’re gambling
with your life, your passengers lives & everyone else on the road!
Be Calm! Be Careful! & Be aware of your surroundings!
May we have no more tragedies, & no more Chillul Hashem!
Eggplant Parmesan (without cheese), its great w/ a good tomato sauce.
consists of breaded eggplant baked or fried, top with your fav tomato sauce,
pour some extra virgin olive oil on top & sprinkle some oregano.
or you could even top w/ mushroom sauce, instead of tomato.
oomis1105: you brought out very good points!
noitallmr: get a vague idea is not delving in.
postsemgirl: I can’t speak for all boys worldwide,
however in my circles, pretty much! We have sisters in sem,
we hear from you girls about sems,(& what goes on in some)
& we guys & fill our friends in, as do u girls.
maybe not as much! 🙂
SJSinNYC: I feel for you having to grow up without a father.
May HB”H our father, take care of all of us, especially the yesoimim,
showing them extra love & joy, & may they be united with their loved ones
speedily with the Geulah Shleima!
areivim: 😀 guy geb tzi farshtein!
noitallmr: initially, then went to another, sry can’t say which,
for anonymity purposes.
postsemgirl: “I try not to get into it”. Just a suggestion, you should try
to get a vague idea, like this you could understand what the boy is about.
The same way guys look into diff sem types.
BasYisroel2: ok, ok! I’ll give u a list. 🙂
I was referring to areivimz, scenario, I agree with u,
thats what i wrote, Shadchan should only mention what is directly nogeah,
btw I never got a list! Where was i when they were handing out lists?
areivim: great point! however, “if you don’t get engaged at 20, 21, 22 or 23…
it’s not the end of the world!”
IT’S NOT?! …Whew!!
areivim: thanks! I’m glad my post will show Peirois!
areivim: how WOULD he act? I would’ve asked how would you act?
ppl should know, take this from a guy, when you ask ridiculous questions,
you.. are the one who’s gonna get a NO!
I inform my friends as well as they do me, about weirdo questions from
probably weirdo ppl.
So Mothers,(or fathers) If your feeling creative…Don’t!
postsemgirl:Of course he is the main Rosh Yeshiva although there are a few.
Harav Ezrachi, Harav Levovitz, Harav Carlebach,
note my weak attempt above, at what is obviously your area of expertise.
Expertise
Pronunciation: Expire.teas
Definition: The tea they sell at fraction of the price,
due to its early expiration date.
pretty bad huh!
noitallmr: maybe thats why you know it all mr.
(must be yeridas Hadoiros) I learn bein_hasdorim too sometimes!
however sometimes it’s important to take a little breather, especially summertime,
not to get burnt out. That’s Bituloy zu kiyumoy.
postsemgirl: Omein! Thanks, Hatzlacha w/ accounting.
areivim: I think it’s very wise what he did.
(notice 1st time i abbreviate ur username)
Favorite beer: Corona eg, samuel adams not bad, I also like dark lagers,
worst beer: budweiser: I can’t stand any lite beer.
Heineken isnt bad if its ice cold.
postsemgirl: 🙂 I was waiting for someone to pickup on that.
ur sharp!
Actually for the past 2 days I’m home sick.
If not for my sedorim at home & CR I’d go stir crazy!
cantoresq: Israel or Eretz Yisroel rather, is NOT defined by it’s non-religious
government!!! It has been holy since it’s creation & will continue to be holy
despite it’s corrupt, liberal, western idolization, self hating, Frei Government.
Therefore going there does not show any attachment or condonation to it’s current Government. (Although I am aware of Satmar Rebbe Z”L Shitos on the matter)
To answer my original Riddle
What is black & white & red all over?
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A Penguin with a nosebleed!
This happens once in a while when the window cleaner at the aquarium
does an exceptional job cleaning the observation window.
Nebach, poor penguin! 🙁
A Panda eating sweet & sour chicken!
lol!
zebra roadkill, I like, It flows.
Thanks mepal! glad u like, kapusta too!
(at least i’m not the only one who find these funny/stimulating)
wow! with the recession & all, looks like my best option is to move down
to Lakewood & open up a girls school. Any partners?
The only problem is I hate politics!
some more;
Once the game is over, the king and the pawn go back in the same box
-Italian Proverb
One day my dad who sits on the couch all day asks me
what are you doing with your life and i say same thing you are.
-jen ayala
Love is the only kind of fire which is never covered by insurance.
a Skunk with poison ivy!
nameless you figured out my answer,
I was going to say A good Lakewood bochur.
The classic answer is a newspaper.
What else can you come up with!
What is black & white & red all over?
Happy Birthday Nobody! Don’t worry happens to me almost every year,
I don’t complain, I just tell them I accept gifts & birthday cake all year.
& Happy belated Birthday to postsemgirl!
May HB”H bless y’all with all the good things in life!