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Mod- if I wanted to stay single forever that might be a good idea. Otherwise….
Go with Dell.
We used to play cricket in camp many many years ago before most of you were born… jk it was like 10 years or something since I played.. I always hated it
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Score #2 for beacon!
For some reason, nonfrum and nonjewish people have no problem passing a dog on a leash.
This was discussed already a while back-(most) frum people are afraid of dogs simply being because most don’t have one
Will Hill- a hat while shoveling though?
Phyllis- really funny… This is going to sound strange but I would rather do the gate climbing thing than go to a hotel lounge… 😉
Agreed areivim! No wonder there are so many mother-in-law jokes..
Turns out the girl used to be a professional skater.
They were going ice-skating and she didn’t mention that minor detail? Strange.
Hula hoop (thanks ICOT 😉
makeup is not tznius and is assur. it’s only point is to draw attention and look like the goyim.
Ok. Not even going there….
Idk, ames. Do you love raw meat too?
ames, you human? (jk!) ok you have three lines on your palm- two sort of almost meet-that forms the tof. The nun curves slightly…
Guys really look at how the girl speaks to her parents? How much do we say anyway?
Feivel- another interesting note: (speaking about the palm)
Open your right palm- the lines spell “tof” and “nun”= Hebrew meaning to give
We should always be focused on giving, not receiving.
Ames!! 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂
Where did Bored@work go?
Haha I would not bring it up on a date…primarily because of charlie’s comment
Stop ganging up on him! qwerty I also know someone in his low 20’s who has some grey but it doesn’t look bad…
The problem isn’t that it’s stuck, it moves- but too fast and without having any effect on the page…
The scroll wheel on my mouse isn’t working how do I fix it without buying a new mouse?
You are absolutely right syrian..
You can dress tznius and look great as well.
I love this thread!! [though I wish I could say a story that happened to me but I’m not taking any chances he might be reading]
know why? cuz it’s much harder to be a good boy than a good girl
100% correct. My friend and I discuss this often..
Better than watching shidduch dates, play shidduch dates!
A girl I know went on a “date” with her brother to a popular lounge to spy on her best friend! So mean… (it was a second date and the girl knew she was going to a specific place)
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Thanks I love being welcomed! You skipped work today or something?
Haha they were probably horrified
areivim- I’m sure I’m not the first or the last to have a shoe incident…
oomis- Lol what a wacko
Hey everyone I’m here early today!
myshadow- you took the words straight outta my mouth
areivim- I’m going to have to disagree- some just need to compensate on lack of good looks (makeup can go a long way)
syrian- I would be concerned if you did
moish- what kind of question is that? They clean his 25 rooms and 15 bathrooms! Duh!
a family member of mine, watched as a guy throw up in my neighbors yard, then rang the door bell a few seconds later to pick up his date[my neighbor]!!!!
Poor guy! I hope he had some mints..
my family has 2 cleaning ladies!!! it’s awesome!!!!!!!!
How about a butler? Chauffeur? Cook?
On the topic of strange purim costumes- they make lenses that make you look like you have cat eyes- (yellow and weird shape). So one purim a group came to us and a few guys were wearing them- my younger sister ,(at that time she was around 5) got so terrified…. it was very funny.
Aw that is horrible, qwerty! 🙁
Feel better!! (I would do the banner art if I had the patience)
Stay away from the Ritz. It’s always flooded with ppl.
Which lounge isn’t always crowded with people you know? That’s like murphy’s law while dating…
a girl was walking with her date and suddenly her very very high heel gets stuck in the metal grate in the street.
This is not a joke… Lol I’m not gonna get into specifics but something similiar happened to me (only the shoe didn’t break) twas a little embarrassing 🙂
After spending a few pleasant hours together at a lounge on their first date, the boy announces, “I’m ready whenever you are.” Panic-stricken she replies, “I’m really sorry, no way. I just won’t be able to get engaged till chanukah.” The guy, confused says- “I meant, I’d like to know if you’re ready to go home…”
(Lol my friend sent this to me)
oomis- ditto
coke- where did you go that you could play boggle??
Thats pretty funny lol
moish- wanna hear something crazier? I actually do it on purpose