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Austin (Tx)
New York
Golan Heights
terrific answer, mommamia22! Thats just rings so true
Istanbul
thank you onegoal, adorable for your responses.
Very well. If that is the way of the land of CR, I then shall wait until the divine m-ods look down upon me with a favorable eye and blesseth me with their utmost grace and kindness. Yet, until that day, thou shall pray on my behalf, I beseech you all, for i feel utter emptiness and thirst, yearning for one too.
“DEAR M-ODS, I BEG OF YOU! AROUSE YOUR COMPASSION AND MERCY AND PLEASE SEND FORTH YE BLESSINGS FROM YOUR PLACES ON HIGH AND SHOWER UPON THY SERVANT A SUBTITLE FOR MY NAME TOO, AMEN.
…..I gotta cut back with the booze….during my lunchbreaks…
sorry for getting carried away there:)
The best painkiller pills I use for myself and my family that works W-O-N-D-E-R-S are these little valium pills I picked up a…..at..th.. ehhhh…….zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Just found this thread…. looking aaaaaallllll over the CR for help on subtitles. How do I get one? Do the mods give it, or can I make my own? I need a clever one…..
Mazel tov, Yummu cakes! Sounds like maybe this shidduch crisis thing is coming to an end afterall:)))
May all the other singles find their zivuggim b’korov!
Amen.
You are 100% correct when saying that for us yidden it feels like there are 2 dates for this tragedy, I’ll never forget these dates.
Yellowknife (Canada)
Amsterdam
If I said anything inappropriate or hurtful it was unintentional ….or maybe it was the booze….(I gotta cut my hinking drabits next year!)
I ask mechila, and am moichal all.
I love you all yidden and wish you all well.
L’Chaim L’Chaim
A very successful lawyer parked his brand-new Lexus in front of his office, ready to show it off to his colleagues. As he got out, a truck passed too close and completely tore the door off of the driver’s side. The counselor immediately grabbed his cell phone, dialed 911, and within minutes a policeman pulled up.
Before the officer had a chance to ask any questions, the lawyer started screaming hysterically. His Lexus, which he had just picked up the day before, was now completely ruined and would never be the same, no matter what the body shop did to it.
When the lawyer finally wound down from his ranting and raving, the officer shook his head in disgust and disbelief.
“I can’t believe how materialistic you lawyers are,” he said. “You are so focused on your possessions that you don’t notice anything else.”
“How can you say such a thing?” asked the lawyer.
The cop replied, “Don’t you know that your left arm is missing from the elbow down? It must have been torn off when the truck hit you.”
“Ahhh!” screamed the lawyer. “Where’s my Rolex!”
Halifax
10 points to the next poster…
Saskatchewan
Super! Thank you, kapusta.
mak,
not yet I’m not, but if Popa moves there…
What on earth happened to this thread???
….and how did it end up in Chicago??
Ottawa
As far as the boys being afraid, no. When I was learning in the Mir, Yerusholayim, during the intifata years, you didn’t see,hear anything but learning torah while in the yeshiva. It was the redio, t.v. and other news media that would show the scary stuff going on that had our parents worried. Not that it wasn’t REAL, but we never felt threatened in yeshiva with torah as our protection. Practically speaking, it’s not poshut bringing home kids from yeshiva/sem. away from limudei kodesh. A shaila should definitely be brought to your rav’s attention, and discussed at length before making such a big move.
Toronto
Englewood
Anchorage
Montreal
agreed, Imaofthree!!
My wife and I treat our CL with lots of respect and it pays dividends many times over. She has been with us for 7+ years, we treat her as part of the family. She is non-jewish Portugese woman with a good heart, and can be trusted with our children.
My neighbour, who doesn’t treat her CL with respect, is constantly in search of a new one.
Excessive indulgence of (halachically) permitted pleasures
ex: indulging in (kosher) food/drink excessively
or
spending hours in a (kosher) spa, etc.
Advice someone told me when I was a chosson:
Be quick to volunteer to do the dishes,….then break that first dish…..
🙂
I wash the dishes very often, and wife appreciates that! Laundry -never. That’s one of the things I stuck into the t’noyim.
I agree. Today was a slooooooow morning. a few hours behind….
When I was about 11, I thought it funny to pull chairs away from guys right before they sat down. Usually it was fun and no harm came of it. But once I did it on s/1 with a bad back and he took quite a tumble. Felt bad that very minute. 🙁
My brother and I used to go around shul and tie men’s talleisim together or to their chair! THAT was hilarious!!
When we were about 12, my bunk raided our counselor’s stuff in the middle of the night, and then went out and set up the camp shul in the basketball court, benches and all. Too bad it was raining the next morning:(
aaahhhhh, memories….