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BaalHaboozeParticipant
Hey YT, thanks for checking in and letting us know how you are! We want to wish you all the very best and a gut kvittel, refuah shelayma to u and your mother. May this year only be uphill from here on now, onto a full recovery and back to the best of health.
BaalHaboozeParticipantDrayton Valley (canada)
BaalHaboozeParticipantMazel Tov Aunt Gumball!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The first is ALWAYS exciting, may this year continue to be one of many more simchos in your family!!!!
baby names to consider:
-Rumball
-613
or maybe just- !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
🙂
BaalHaboozeParticipanttaking a break: Ki Ata
on the ball: is it Modi’in (the Maccabees came from there), or BeiTar
BaalHaboozeParticipantThanks sam4321, those are real gems i can use by the Y”T table.
I heard once from my rov, why is it that the letters for EMES is hinted at only at the END of the words and not at the BEGINNING? So he said beautifully, that sometimes, us humans unfortunately see the EMES and perceive the rightousness of Hashem only at the END. Sometimes we can view a situation or an event and think, Whoa, how can Hashem allow something like THIS to happen?? And perhaps only a day later he can see the TOV and good that results from that very “bad” that we “thought” we saw. Sometimes a week, sometimes even years, and sometimes only after our lifetime. But one thing is certain, Chosomo Shel HKB”H is Emes.
We see it in Parshas beraishis. Kayin kills Hevel. So one might say, poor Hevel, he was a tzaddik, did nothing wrong, why did he deserve such a fate?? And Kayin, he lives on and has desendants??!
The Chasam sofer says that Moshe Rabbeinu was actually a gilgul, and his neshama had sparks of both Hevel and Shem. (Moshe’s name hints to this: Mem=Moshe, Shin=Shem, Hey=Hevel).
So although Hevel was murdered prematurely, his neshama came back in the form of Moshe Rabbeinu, the greatest Navi! His greatness and memory lives on forever! Kayin on the other hand may have had grandchildren in the short run, but all perished in the Mabul years later. They also say Sheyss was a gilgul of Hevel, his brother, and from him came Noach, Avrohom, etc.
So we see our shortsightedness, and Emes of Hashem sometimes can only be seen Acharis Kichlos Hakol, at the END and not right away in the beginning.
BaalHaboozeParticipantthis may be the yeshua we were praying for….no more speeches/promises/lies/
BaalHaboozeParticipantI DO beleive, sorry I don’t have the same levels of bitochon and emunah as you both. However I have the feeling you don’t live in israel with thousands of serial killers and murderers in YOUR backyard. Now, you’re a thousand percent CORRECT, that everything is from Hashem here on earth, and Hashem yishmor, nothing bad should happen from these animals. It’s just a vereeeery uncomfortable feeling having trained experienced murderers breathing down our israeli brother’s and sister’s backs! They still have bechira, and have every intention to kill again. May the RBS”O save us!
BaalHaboozeParticipantWhat exactly is done? Do you just pour it on the ground? Do you chant any posuk or pizmon?
Never heard of this, but until any explanation with ceredible mekor for this, I think I’ll just stick to the roiteh bendel
BaalHaboozeParticipantUnfortunately she died after being in a coma.
BaalHaboozeParticipantLOL! Like a lubavitcher needs some sort of reason, remez or vort in order to drink!! LOL! A gantz yor freilech!
L’Chaim yidden, L’Chaim!!
BaalHaboozeParticipantHow can they release these murders?? not 5, not 50 not 500, but over 1000???!!! These guys didn’t rob a grocery store, they MURDERED or helped murder 1000’s of people!!? Chances they will do it again, are ,well, pretty good! How did such a deal go through? May the RBS”O spare us from any more tzar, and may klal yisroel’s tefillos be answered.
Ovinu Malkeinu, hafer atzass oiveinu! Save us from their evil plans! I heart tells me this was worth it, because we brought home our brother Gilad…….but my brain has reservations about this swap…….the world must be laughing at Israel, the jews, the justice system.
BaalHaboozeParticipantMoshiach? i heard he’s supposed to come this year
what was it again?
Tehey
Shnas
….anyone?
October 18, 2011 3:38 pm at 3:38 pm in reply to: Why I can't I just walk around with a shaved head? #818818BaalHaboozeParticipantWe always tease each other, if I grow a beard my wife will shave her head! (my beard is scraggly and spotty)
My wife of 10 yrs always says the shaitel is the hardest mitzvah for a girl. I always remind her of the schar she will reap for adhearing to it.
And finally, after all these years my wife STILL asks me, when will the chachamim of our generation pipe up and exclaim, whooooops! we made an error on the shaitel thing. our bad. sorry. hair is muttur, afterall!
BaalHaboozeParticipantChasdei Hashem Ki Lo Somnu Rachamov!!!
Welcome home, Gilad! He looks so happy, yet very weak on the video. May he have a Refuah Shelyma. What a nes that he came home alive and well.
on a diff. note:
May Hashem obliterate and blow up all those animals who were released in the Gaza Strip. May all the victims’ families find consolation and peace. poor them, they are probably so heart broken to hear their relative’s murderers are free! Salt on an unhealed wound. May Hashem comfort them, and may they find happiness in their hearts once again.
BaalHaboozeParticipantI could only imagine your pain in your hearts and loneliness you experience. It must be SO hard. I can not imagine spending Y”T by myself,let alone without being happy, as I am B”H surrounded by family. I wish I can invite you to my sukka, but I live OOT. Do you have ANY relatives to spend Y”T with??
BaalHaboozeParticipantHe’s drinking coffee right now in the coffee room downstairs in Shomer Shabbos shul in B.P.
BaalHaboozeParticipantMazel tov whatrutalkingabt!!! May she light up your house with only yiddish nachas, gezunt and happiness.
Happy Birthday, Gefen! is it really your b-day?? How old r u now, how old r u now……
You always wish everyone with mazel tovs, so I want to wish you a big mazel tov too, may you be zoiche to many many brochos, gezunt nachas and a year of gevaldig hatzlochoh b’chol inyanim.
BaalHaboozeParticipantThe last letter in the torah is Lamed, the first letter is Bais. which spells Lev. The word Tov is gematriah 17, if u count from the begining of beraishis, the 17th word is Tov. Together you have Lev Tov. The mishna tells us that the greatest characteristic trait a person should attain is a lev tov, good heart.
BaalHaboozeParticipantWe always start the Torah all over again from Beraishis, immediately after completing it. There is a beautiful vort, bederech Remez I saw once, I think in the sefer Shalol Rov. He quotes the Ramba”n who asks why does the Torah begin with the creation of OUR world, why not begin with the Oilomos HaElyonim, the spiritual worlds above which were created before ours?
He answers that there is a Klal, that we don’t darshan the parshas Hamerkava in public only with a select few (because of the complex concepts/ideas, and out of modesty for the Awesomeness of the issues.)Says the Ramb”n that here too, the creation of the other worlds are not to be learned B’Rabim, therefore it isn’t included in the parshah. So the sefer Sholol Rov brings a Remez. We end off Parshas V’Zos HaBrocho with the words, L’Einei kol Yisroel – Since the torah is something which is learned B’Rabim, in public, therefore Beraishis Boroh Elokim Es Hashomayim V’es Ha’aretz, we only tell of the creation of our physical world and not the oilomos ha’elyonim, because, “Ein Dorshin B’Mayseh Merkava BoRabim”.
BaalHaboozeParticipantScotland
BaalHaboozeParticipantAYC such a strong question, yet surely you are not the only one who have asked it. My feelings for you and I hope you are in good spirits. One reason why we say Yizkor on Yom Tov is precisely for that reason- to remember our loved ones who have passed on, and we “celebrate with them” if only for 2 or 3 minutes, not only in memory, but also spiritually(as their neshamos are right there next to us).
BaalHaboozeParticipantI think he left his wife in Chicago by mistake last month.
He was last seen today on 18th ave. boropark eating the gefilte fish that was in his jacket pocket since breakfast.yesterday.
That black feather in his 1970’s brown fedora hat is really his aravos from the first days.
He is carrying a Chok LeYisroel Chumash, ready to start Shnayim Mikra all over again in zest and excitement.
This thread should be renamed to “Worst Chol HaMoed Thread Ever”
BaalHaboozeParticipantAgreed with midwesterner, I would have said
LA
Toronto
Montreal
Chicago
Baltimore
BaalHaboozeParticipant….pleeeeeease let me go back to work……this housework my wife is giving me is KILLING me!!!!
Waaaaaaaaah, I wanna go back to my office!!!!!!!!!!
BaalHaboozeParticipantBlack iz beautiful, and if any ‘a you racists have anythin’ against ma’ beautiful black aravas, I’ll contact the authorities, ta’ make sure your racial slurs don’t go unpunished! Besides deyz looks great next to ma brown ethrog!
…what?…
BaalHaboozeParticipantDon’t mean to hijack your thread, just want to throw out another question:
By Oct 31, 2011, the world population will reach 7 billion people.
How many jews are there in the world today?
BaalHaboozeParticipantRainbow City (Alabama)
October 17, 2011 6:59 pm at 6:59 pm in reply to: What to do to the chazzan who takes too long for hallel #818589BaalHaboozeParticipantwe had a chazzan go too long on Hoshana rabba one year, so my uncle (everyone has ONE uncle who does these things) gave him a ‘gezunteh shtoch’ in the rear with his lulov during Hoshanas! Wheeew, did he burn some wicked laps around the shul for the rest of the davening!! l tell ya, I’d put down any money he still feels that poke till today….LOL
…y’know what they say; desperate times calls for desperate measures.
BaalHaboozeParticipantI admit I never heard this term before and is not an issue circling around in my community at least. Care to explain this term “Trophy wife”?
BaalHaboozeParticipantOne of the most heartfelt song sang by MBD is Ezkara (on Yerusholayim is not for sale)
Avrohom Fried’s most hartzegeh song is Tanya.
Agav: The highest pitch that I have heard any singer reach is Avrohom Fried when he ends off the English song “The Time is Now”
BaalHaboozeParticipantpopa, first of all thanks for the “neutral” title. Secondly, i thought you were going to say how u always try to do it and then it stops somewhere at the end of Shemos or some thing like that. I can’t EVER do it past V’Yigash or V’Yechi. I think that was the furthest I ever got. I can never put it into my schedule and need an eitza. I think my problem was I left the chunk of the parsha for Shabbos, and with the short winter shabbos afternoons….
in any case I hear what your saying….
BaalHaboozeParticipantLe Sueur (MN)
BaalHaboozeParticipantSaskatoon
BaalHaboozeParticipantYou can do kapores with a goat
You can do it in a boat
You can do it in your bed
You can do it with Ted instead.
where’s Dr.Seuss, he’ll tell you so.
I did it myself, so I should know.
BaalHaboozeParticipantooooo, and my ESROG!! I bought this beauty yesterday, I can really say that I feel excited about it, even my Posek and my family ooo’d and aaaaah’d when they saw it!
Heck, I love EVERYTHING about Succos, and have no real favorite!!
BaalHaboozeParticipantOh, and the food!! My wife’s food is absolutely deliciousssssssss……yummm I just saw the menu, and that alone made me droooolllll 🙂
BaalHaboozeParticipantSt. John’s (Canada)
BaalHaboozeParticipantI love to be in my succah! Always did. I love decorating it, either myself or with my kids, ESPECIALLY with my kids. I love singing songs with my kids in the succah. Even though they are very young, they love singing songs. This is my highlight, and look forward to it anxiously, just to spend time with them in our beautifully decorated succah.
BaalHaboozeParticipantEritrea (Africa)
BaalHaboozeParticipantLOL, Popa, you remind me of a customer I saw the other day in a pizza shop. She was, shall we say, quite on the heavy side, ordered a pie of pizza -to stay! Then she told the pizza guy, “oh, and I’ll have a DIET-PEPSI, I’m watching my weight!”
hehe, I was also “watching her weight” (increase), LOL
BaalHaboozeParticipantDeal (NJ)
October 7, 2011 4:22 pm at 4:22 pm in reply to: What is the most important thing on Yom Kippur? #975055BaalHaboozeParticipantThank you Mod-80! I will bli neder subscribe!
October 7, 2011 3:02 pm at 3:02 pm in reply to: What is the most important thing on Yom Kippur? #975050BaalHaboozeParticipantI love Rabbi A. Miller z”l, his legend and wise words will live forever.
Other important things:
1) Yes it’s difficult to fast, to stand and to daven so many hours, and even to do Teshuva. But you STILL gotta greet your fellow yid with A CHEERFUL SMILE!
2) Keep in mind how FORTUNATE we are to have Yom Kippur once EVERY year. can you just imagine if it would come around once a Yovel, how much we would anticipate it and cherish it!
3) Try to put in some learning during the day. Koveaya Eetim B’Torah applies even on YK.
BaalHaboozeParticipant…just keep on eating, yidden,…thaaaaat’s it, don’t stop, keep those jaws gnawing, you’re doing GRRRRREAT, keep going,…and a one, and a two, and a one, and a two, now over on the left cheek, chew, chew ,chew,…
BaalHaboozeParticipantAlthough we can not predict when the keitz will be, but I think that there ARE times which are AUSPICIOUS times, times MORE mesugal than others, as we DO see Heilige Tzaddikim of yore who did POINT OUT different zemanim which we can try to somehow “take advantage of” and try to usher in Moshiach. The Arizal pointed out certain times, and even R’ Herman (in All for the Boss) pointed out the year 1990 to be a mesugaldig time, just to name a couple.
BaalHaboozeParticipantWow AC, that was powerful! I loved it! Thank you so much for sharing.
Emunas Itecha- thanks for the great eitzah, I will try to have a kedushas Levi with me when I daven.
Now look with what your children Klal Yisroel are busy doing on this Day. Fasting, davening, and doing Teshuva.
…So I ask you RBS”O- “Mee Yichyeh, U’Mee Yomus” – who will You let live, and who will You take?
BaalHaboozeParticipantEdroy (Tx)
BaalHaboozeParticipantif you will have to fast, maybe consider taking these time-release pills (like Kali-Tzom) to ease the hunger pains.
refuah shelayma and a gut gebenched yur!
BaalHaboozeParticipantWinnipeg
BaalHaboozeParticipantDiamond Bar (CA)
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