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its my specialty beacon 🙂
yes asdf if you want me to spell it out for you in general ppl with add can be a lot of fun b/c they possess an abundance of energy and childish delight in the silliest things which if harnessed correctly can be used to cheer ppl up when they are in a bad mood b/c sometimes they do things that you just cant help but laugh on the other hand they sometimes take it too far and drive me up a wall!! not you asdf dont worry
wow i think we should make a case study out of asdf:)
asdf dont take this the wrong way ppl withvirtual adHd are lots of fun !!
im with moish on that one
i wonder if virtual add transfers to regular what do you think asdfghkl
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idk first of all dont get defensive i happen to think its ok to drink but in may vast experience all of the rabbis that i have been around on purim would drink enough to make themselves intoxicated not sick or as you so eloquently put it “puking everywhere”
areivim your on the ball what can i say 🙂
just playing devils advocate here fb27 can i ask when was the last time you saw a rosh yeshiva get so drunk that he was throwing up all over the place??
alright alright il say it UNCLE now can we just be friends:) i decided you can only hurt yourself by getting on the mods nerves so heres to mod 39 the best mod of course
while i def hear where you are coming from it does come off slightly hypocritical and even wierd that we are having this disagreement when it comes to spam but when it comes to joseph quoting a tur you as a mod will just assume he looked it up and verified it while i have nothing at all against joseph and he seems to be a learned person the fact is according to what your saying maybe ppl will associate his “psak” with ywn so i came up with a solution:) we should have like an army of mods all working on tracking down all of josephs posts;)
well now that mod 39 started this “cant be posted unless it is true” now you WILL have ppl say oh it was posted it must be true if it was just left alone all the posts would be taken for exactly what they are: good forwards and thats it oh well now i will have to waste an extra three hours a day researching my spam:)
and to moish if i am having trouble posting something that is kosher just may not be true you can really forget the second half of that joke unless you can mod it yourself cuz im to busy writing dissertations on various stella awards
wow i didnt know you took your job so seriously i mean all it is is a funny email who really cares if it is true i thought as long as its content is ok but i guess not or mod 39 just doesnt like me:(
this is really strange i tried to post something twice and it didnt go and i really dont think anything was even questionable unless the mod wants to fill me in on why it isnt posting
i heard that if you are going to get a vista comp make sure you have at least 2 gb of ram because vista runs a lot of side programs that if you dont have a decent amount of memory it will slow things down significantly
New Store Opened
A store that sells new husbands has opened in New York City, where a
woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance
is a description of how the store operates:
You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value
of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper
may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to
the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!
So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first
floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 – These men Have Jobs.
She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign
reads:
Floor 2 – These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.
‘That’s nice,’ she thinks, ‘but I want more.’
So she continues upward. The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 – These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good
Looking.
‘Wow,’ she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 4 – These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking
and Help With Housework.
‘Oh, mercy me!’ she exclaims, ‘I can hardly stand it!’
Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 5 – These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help
with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.
She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the
sign reads:
Floor 6 – You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on
this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible
to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.
i once read that this guy had a plate that said iluvU2 as in the band but can be taken in a dif way!! jk
sorry if i offended anyones sensibilities but im not speaking for myself as im not in the”parsha” yet but i can just imagine how it feels as all your friends are getting married and at every chasuna you r at you r trying as hard as you can to just enjoy the moment and be happy for your friend and every single person that sort of knows you will make a point of coming over to tell you that Iy”h by you etc which constantly brings you back to thinkig of ur own plight and all the bitterness etc if only ppl would think what effect their words have on ppl but i guess thats too much to ask:(
i think it lacks tznius cause it draws attention 😉
im also kinda new and i was wondering if ppl actually take the time to make these pics out of numbers and symbols or they get them from somewhere somebody clue me in
jothar i think that should be in the purim torah thread
anonymiss i guess u have to be a guy to appreciate that type of humor
moish all they have to do is look on ywn for some dirt!!jk
nice but you would need to learn to dance like him that would be funny
just so you know both jews and goyim throw up when they drink too much its how they behave while intoxicated that is supposed to show the difference
asdf i think that is hilarious did you actually hose him down lol
Kiruv wife your first topic is really a moot point b/c there is no plausible reason they would put up with half the garbage that they do if they didnt remember:)
Anonymiss: while i definately agree that it would be a horrible thing to do it would get the point across no??? 🙂
btw make sure that you have all the hard liquer out of your system b4 yo drink wine 4 years ago purim was on fri so i drank schnapps on thurs night and it was still in my system the next day and since it was a fri we started the seuda early and i got really really sick i threw up without exaggeration like 25 times so be carefull
its actually somewhat of an inside joke since whenever one of my friends says something obvious or not very intelligent il be like Uh kishron!!! so everyone else thinks its gaavadig as a screen name but in context it really is self depracating:)
Ha mad funny btw this is by far my favorite thread
now if your costume involved hiding who you r i would agree however most costumes just bring attention to you (i think somebody mentioned a pink shaitel) in which case it would be in my opinion not tznius
guilty as charged:)
nice one squeak
Not to make light of the situation and i know that people just dont realize how much damage they are doing by saying the casual iy”h by you with the big fake smile but i saw this joke once and it really made my day so i thought id share it
as a young man at every wedding i would attend all the old aunts and uncles and various other annoying relatives would come over and tell me oh your next i cant wait it should happen soon etc etc so naturally i wanted them all to stop so at the next funeral i went over to all those older relatives and said OH your next!!! 🙂
wow chofetz chaim i am blown away by your bekkius in hp i have heard that ppl read it like fifty times i guess i know now that it is true;)
yeah i saw a dell mini recently for 245 which i thought was a crazy good deal unfortunately i cant remember where but it really depends on what you need in a laptop big hard drive? portability? fast processor ? the list goes on
yeah i recently saw a deal on a dell mini 9 for 245 which i thought was a crazy good deal but it all depends on what your needs are vig hard drive? portability? fast processor? and Jothar what is covenant eyes???
loved the dentist story some people are totally nuts:)