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ORG:touro pharmacy school
“Cool pharmacy tour”
ORG: Bracha on food you spit out?
“Spit out your food on Bracha?”
ORG:Is the right to bear arms all about guns?
“Are bears allowed to buy guns?”
What was the worst lifetime of your President?
Tire hydration
A gadol in his town
Kill them
I’ve g0t 5 m0re ye@rs unti1 #2
You have made my upcoming B@r M1tzv@h a happy and noteworthy occasion once again!
I suggested a subtitle for someone else and mine got changed?!!!?
It was a joke. But don’t worry, I did not use a permanent ink pen
How about “Lishmoa”?
for yourself?
I think that once you reach the 3rd chelek you have to go back into shul because the rav’s drasha is over and they are starting mussaf.
Shadchanim in Israel
Abramowitz… She is a travel agent and her husband is a rebbi in a very good yeshiva in yerushalayim.
DSW
Nordstrom rack
Just throw everything together in a blender and make a “Simanim Smoothie” (patent pending)…
Maybe we could get someone in the CR to write up a general Yehi Ratzon to cover everything
Hang them inside and call them “priceless simchas torah decorations”
AS: The gemara is clearly stated in maseches Shota daf alef amud gimmel three lines down in the wider lines (not the widest)
R’ Belsky ZT”L held very highly of them
DR: Your people are obviously not very much in the know… Kof-k is one of the best american hechsherim- run by yirei shamayim
Bnos Tz’lafchad
If Einstein was such a genius then how come he kept putting his finger into an electric socket?
“Ein ma laasot eetum heim rak rotzim lirkod”
“mamzeirus”
I’m not sure, but isn’t that only in a case where we don’t have real reason to suspect?
Joseph, I dont want to give away your age but these days even lefties learn how to drive with their right foot.
Dovid hamelech asked similar questions and was given the answers the hard way…
TIZAHER
This morning a drenching five minute downpour erased any issues for Lag baomer fires (at least in yerushalayim)
“It’s a rama, not R’ Moshe”
The RAMA was R’ MOSHE Isserles
Pledge furniture polish
The only way three people can keep a secret is if two of them are dead.
-Benjamin Franklin
Harav Belsky ZT”L held that the mesh tzitzis do not constitute a begged b/c there are more holes than material… better to wear cotton
Change your username
Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer
-Al Pacino
One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I don’t know
-Groucho Marx
90 percent of of the game is half mental
-Yogi Berra
I really didn’t say everything I said
-Yogi Berra
Always go to other people’s funerals; otherwise they won’t go to yours
-Yogi Berra
“You can observe a lot by watching.”
-Yogi Berra
When you come to a fork in the road, take it
-Yogi Berra
You can put suspenders on a salamander but it still won’t make waffles
-Dave Barry
Being smart is knowing a tomato is a fruit being wise is not adding them to a fruit salad
-some guy
I’m in Israel the fast has been over for a while and i’m full so -5
(Continuing from CTL)
Amberg,Germany
From 1367 until 1403 the Amburg Yeshivah was here but in 1403 all Jews were banished from Amburg
As of 2003 there are about 275 Jews living here
Ask the rebbe when you meet him
What does the dogs being young and at home have to do with making breakfast for the children?
golan
Some guy named Thomas English who apparently makes muffins
(presumably with an ou hechsher)
Becoming a world leader may help you get that emerald sword that you still (secretly) covet
Copy Machine
Are you sure you want to post that info with the FBI in the neighborhood?
The reason we give shalach manos is to be “maarbeh rayos” which means to create more friendship therefore if you only give to those that you are already close with then you aren’t accomplishing this you are just keeping up the status quo.
Look up the halachos regarding the mitzvos of purim.
Oberviechtach, Germany
Birthplace of Johann Andreas Eisenbarth the subject of the famous 1800s song “Ich bin der Doktor Eisenbarth”