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what’s wrong with the YWN college? completely frum, excellent job placement/opportunities, and very high level of education. You even have to do a physical (ask mod99- or was it mod72?)
anytime my friend
myshadow- just came back from my pedicure, yum, how relaxing and delicious (i honestly hope this didn’t just go 747)
anyone familiar with the 747 expression?
myshadow- who’re u refering to re “he’s somewhere in his 40’s”
squeak- didn’t get that one re skydiving
beacon ur killin me
squeak is talking hungarian again
squeak- our loyalty blossoms day by day. but you didnt even post a revised version of your gezinteh shtuch. please put me at ease
i posted some great jokes about half an hr ago. they disappeared… and i can only accuse myself (a lot of double meaning there- hameivin yavin)
squeak- gimme some choices (like country yossi does)
that does it. squeak in his 50’s- i need time to digest this one (and need to re-evaluate how to correspond with a 50 yr old)
RY- you’ve GOT to get with the program. Joseph will not have brook bossing him around when he is a gr8grandpa already… and brook will not stand for oooh! like totally grossed out! grandpa habbits
lady jane (brook that is) my comp is the most up to date in the technological world. just some food for thought… it can happen to the best of us
u should know- i really love how ya’ll refer to me as 1 of the old (in age) members in the CR (and i noticed i’ve mostly only taken to the older members- hmmm). some of you would have the floor meeting your face if you’d find out who i was. tiz truly geshmak
RY- this boy definitely does not run in my circles. letters? only pants? pahleez- ah bissel hasugis mein kind
you are my beacon of hope- thanks
squeak- hungarian? really- i’m shocked. your havarah on other threads doesn’t sound remotely near that
some more jokes:
a husband & wife are walkin along and suddenly see 6 thugs beating up her mother. she turns to her husband and asks “aren’t you going to help?”, to which he responds “neh, 6 are enough”.
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a couple is driving in a car and just had a huge fight(oiy). they pass a field with cows and the wife turns to her husband and asks “relatives of yours?” to which he responds “yes, my in-laws” (oops- that includes the shver as well)
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a man is heard yelling from the second floor window “help! help! my mother in law wants to jump out of the window!”. His neighbor comes running, sees a closed window and asks “so what’s the problem?”
son in law says “I can’t get it open!”
to those that can use a lil humah- enjoy! others- stick to the other topics
brook: tell moish for me that he’ll have to be removed from the esteemed title of “most popular poster” if he doesn’t show up real soon. go on, tell him- don’t be afraid. i’m right behind you with a fire extinguisher
so RY- feeling civilized today?
who or what is R&S if i have squeak’s royal permission to ask?
brooklyn- a compliment from you, i’ll have to go to qwerty to pay for that
asdf- my name is areivimzehlazeh, nice to meet you too- end
squeak- i’m honest to goodness upset i missed your comeback on the attack (which attack?). curiosity is gonna drive a hole thru me
myshadow- how true, how sad
Squeak i’m getting this very strange feeling that we’re both hiding something from the rest of the CR congregants. Something very basic, mostly obvious here in the CR, and it was done very unintentionally. Members decided a fact about us from mere assumption and insinuation. But it was never asked or confirmed
i guess this belongs in the riddle thread, oh well
MOD: my comp just shut down on me so i don’t know if my comment posted. if it did, pls don’t post again
RY- unfortunately, correcting ppl is not a job for me, it’s second nature
i nominate squeak as the official CR psychologist (every psychologist needs one)
charlie- lol (that’s a first for me)
squeak you made me go and google all that gibberish & guess what happened… the whole site turned into that gobblygook
squeak- to backtrack regarding lunch at night, i had mentioned that i am willing to lunch at any point of the day or NIGHT. so Joseph was just humoring me
aha- finally! a clue to squeak’s age
noitallmr- you got a real smile outta me for that last comment
RY- i’ve been wondering the same thing for a while now. why CF and not CR?
RY- wife? baby? i’m honestly floored. I just Red beacon as ur future wife- she is now going to sniffle the whole CR down. help me here pls
ames- chillzich. or how would you say it in ur language? i don’t think anyone was slighted on this thread, we’re all cool. you are who you are- be proud of it
Charlie- the Mayflower was from England. you revealing sumfin here?
Joseph- you scream hungarian
beacon- tell you the truth, i was very undecided bout you. Guess ur hungarian or yekkish (i don’t think ur polish)
squeak- WHAT ARE YOU? i’ll tell you: you’re a complete enigma. I can’t figure out your age range, where you live, or what ur origin is. good undercover work. you employed by the mossad?
oh i know- squeak works for the Obama administration. sent to get the inside scoop on the jewish world. what better place than the CR??
squeak- you drink it like my sis-in-law, straight up. here’s coffee itself that tastes good, but with a lil enhancement. hazelnut, splenda, a drop of blue milk
charlie- firstly, welcome back from mincha. secondly, regarding wounding my ego, that makes WHO the phony ego booster? there is usually more to my comments than meets the eye, so look deeply b4 replying… ouch! no- don’t literally look into them and bash ur head. I am not liable for any actions resulting from my comments herein
gabs- depends which way the light slants. here just about 1 week, but already the ego booster, shadchan, mussar receiver and ganef (robber). go back to other threads and read thru- njoy
ashreinu- sayonara? you headed to japan?
rabbi- i don’t see the diff between ur pronunciation & mine
surfer: please rephrase so that my brain can comprehend
brooklyn: that’s really hitting home. who’s movin to Israel with me
Adios partners- now i have to stay very very late to do all the work i was supposed to do while hangin out in the CR. I’ll just go fetch some coffee with lots caffeine to keep me goin
charlie- unfortunately i can very much relate to this guy
charlie you have just wounded my ego
charlie- i know someone that became a grandparent at the age of 38. that makes you around 33 ( i know- i just made your day)
ok curious- you now seem fit to be a Rosh Yeshiva’s wife. it’s not about having the knowledge, it’s knowing where to get it that counts
rabbi- you’re my kinda guy
curious: i officially red the esteemed Rosh Yeshiva to Curious. and d’you know why? because of your persistence “behind every great man…”
all males please refrain from commenting regarding feminism
RY- are you maskim?
brook- i’ll tell u what. you reveal your age and origin and i’ll red you the “best boy in lakewood”
surfer- change your screen name to something very masculin and come back to me then. I’ll have a line up for you
MOD72: I DELETED 4 LINES ON THIS ONE- PROUD?
bullseye squeak
very perceptive RY. charlie has just revealed this to me… i forget which topic
charlie- this is gonna be my third fainting spell of the day (follow other threads). you gotta give a guy a break
blah- in my circles, “cute” is an exclusively female word
curious: what makes you exclusive?