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the Tznius Division (from Division Avenue in Willi) quickly puts up the parkway CR mechitza… Joey is ossured from saving mepal- male vs. female
80 aint no lady
noitall brings his drums to protect us from the enemy…
FLYIN lukshin KUGEL eather… must be 99, no?
and… as… the … last breath… squeezes… out…
which admour? of Avenue K or Avenue S?? You know there was a machloikes which son should take over…
Moshe Shmeel is Sir Editor
They are tightning the noose, so I can’t reveal the rest…
Pashkevilin!
mybat- you meet em every day… you just don’t know it 😉
I took the entire family, including einiklach, and this nice gentleman stopped us to ask which school we’re from…
It is against CR rules to divulge personal info.
haifagirl makes us SIX- to the U board 🙂
if you listen real close, squeak is trying to say something very meaningful to this thread and it’s current debate: “…. in the asaires yemai t’shiva too”
THAT’S FIVE- hmph
there’s s’posed to be a protest right…. around… now
er- what happened?
postsem, I meant to list you, sorry… And Poshite- I was able to tell just from your humor that you spell it and say it chUlent!
That makes 4 mepal- know how to count?
I can tell you now that Joseph is not a U guy- just check out his nursery rhymes (dentist bills!!)
Joseph- you’re paying for my dentist bill
and they invited the great moish01 to be the Rosh Yeshiva- there will be 2 hour breaks between sedorim to play sports, pool, go swimming…
b_h: well said!
Now this is serious stuff- we’ve got areivim, bein_hasdorim and areivim for chULENT. Anyone else?
Jax- aren’t you a U guy too?
that in this here CR there are some serious Disney script writers… and that they are herebye michuyav to put their talents to use…
So they approach both MJ’s- to get some protectzia…
the undisclosed location is my backyard and my neighbor starts to smell something, er, chickeny….
he calls the other MJ to organize the mochu’ah into a competitve basketball game. All the Monsy moms come out to shlep shmattis from their sons dribbling against the bloody PETA and Save the Trees guys…
(pssst- I am laughing so hard- this thread is FUN!!)
MJ decides to take the situation in hand and as official shadchan and admor…
is mod 42 in Federal koilel? Pidyon Shvuyim! Donate here- now…
The bochurim make a mochu’ah- the moisrim were on the loose, the succah guy had teh right of way.
They drop the calf in the middle from di highvay… Shmerel calls Hatzolah- there is blood on the scene…
72- are you CY? 😉
And this chevraman fix-it guy, shlepping his new succah walls fresh from Home Depot, tied down to the roof of his jelopy, drives over some chickens, moisrim & PETA guys! Here come the Save the Trees people…
There’s plenty to do- what’s wrong with some quality family time?
Play sports in a park, weather permitting
Go to Bear Mountain
Mohawk Mountain
Play Taboo with your fam!
Open any AAA book…
Science & History Museums
Mansions, gardents etc… (yik)
Enjoy
Poshite & mybat- merge please
ames, spill the beans- who are you just itching to maaser on? I can get you a heter from Deal… (jk)
wait- we need to organize this whole goolosh of a story…
so- is the shidduch off or on?
does he still have the Lexus?
Did the B’D paskin anything regarding the tickets bought with food stamps?
ICOT- I like em! especially since you spelled it chUlent :):)
I think we must use money no matter what. Even if the government takes all of it away, we must find a way to get some 😉
Hear yee hear yee
The mods will be back
Just show some loyalty
To the Grand CR community
Stick around and cut the mods some slack
is the staff at YWN unionized? is there a mod strike? :0
What will become of all the moder’ees
Are they to scatter like the dust in the breeze
I can sit before my comp
Having so so much to say
Yet my posts must await the arrival…
where aaaaaaare yooooouuuu……
and the moiser lurking at the auction reported that the tickets were bought with FOOD stamps… and the Lexus was stolen and then sub-leased to the auctioneers grandma that’s dead for 10 years… and the shidduch was possul cuz she’s John Kerry’s daughter which only makes her half Jewish…
and then the auctioneers discovered that a moiser was lurking…
Don’t you have something better to do with your life other than a concert?
the point is you shouldn’t (want) to be watching the clock…
nice goin here 🙂
great thread idea
uh, no- cuz I wasn’t there…. 😛
I vote this the funniest thread of the year!!
72- way to go, good stuff there!
mazca- nice poetry 🙂
Poshite Yid 613- you are a huge asset to the CR entertainment industry! We’re so glad you found us 🙂 Please stick around and post away 🙂
estherh- our t’fillos are with you.
I have some close relatives going through the same- keep strong. Hashem is with you, always.
– areivim
ZachKessin- with an English machzor, try learning the meaning of the t’fillos (if not every word, at least the concept of each) a few weeks before… even now, it’s not too late to start with a few main t’fillos.
Go through the ‘ahl chet’s and some other main t’fillos that are repeated throughout.
If possible, take an English machzor to shul- you can use it as reference here and there.
This is the biggest opportunity we’ve got- make some time to understand what we’re davening for.
Much Hatzlocha!
bein_hasdorim: hahaha! Save that for when you need to end it gently 😉
cholentkugelkishke: aymen! My sentiments exactly…
a (belated) Grand Welcome goes out to haifagirl!
Grand Welcome to Grandma Lee!
er, so- is your last name Lee?
I will only participate in the taste-o-thon of Chulent- not cholent (yik)
Mee la’Chulent aylaiy!
Luckily I passed the Moderation Restraint Course with Advanced Lab.
I am trying so hard not to edit these posts. I may need some counseling. (Or a 2 week vacation.)…80