anonymisss

…..which is why I shop on Amazon.

MiddlePath, someone will be very lucky to have you as a husband one day.

Nablus

I wouldn’t mind a shidduch who is smoking!

pba, lol!!!

~a~

1 pkg penne, cooked & drained (do NOT rinse)

Sautee:

1 T butter

1 clove fresh garlic

Add:

7 oz tomato sauce

7 oz crushed tomatoes

1 t dried basil

salt & pepper

3 T vodka

3/4 c heavy cream

2 T parmesan

bpt, this is for you:

(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and

you need to shut up.

(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five

minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to

watch the game before helping around the house.

(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you

should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don’t Do It!

(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often

misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders

why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing.

(Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

(6) That’s Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make

to a man. That’s okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how

and when you will pay for your mistake.

(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you’re

welcome. (I want to add in a clause here – This is true, unless she says ‘Thanks

a lot’ – that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say

‘you’re welcome’ . that will bring on a ‘whatever’).

(8) Whatever: Is a woman’s way of saying…Go to Hell

(9) Don’t worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is

something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it

herself. This will later result in a man asking ‘What’s wrong?’ For the woman’s

response refer to # 3.

“”Except that Tznius (in the respect that MR is indicating) doesn’t apply between a husband and a wife.”

Tznius always applys even between husband and wife. Its just that a husband is alowed to see more things than anyone else.”

The halachos of tznius between a man and his wife are different than those between a man and another woman who is NOT his wife. Might be a good idea to look into learning those halachos before marriaage.

~a~

Check out parameds.com. I just checked, there is contact info there.

Good luck!

~a~

Right now, the biggest chessed someone could do for me is give me a job;(

~a~

Well, what about those of us who do care about size and do ask, but the shadchan, thinking she knows better, lies? I was set up with a guy and I asked about his weight. I had already said yes to the guy, I was going out with him, and I just wanted to know if he was overweight. So I asked. The shadchan said, “No, he’s not, he looks very good.” He came to my house, and like I think oomis said, there’s overweight and there’s OVERWEIGHT. He was OVERWEIGHT. I was so angry at the shadchan for lying to me. I had a very hard time getting over it and looking past his weight. (Btw, I went out with him three times and no, it was just not for me.)

~a~

bozo, if you’re into Seton Hall, check out their online programs (Seton WorldWide). I’m doing one of them.

bozo,

All the things that you mentioned are degrees that are offered through Jewish programs. You need to look outside of that and see what else there is. Are you interested in being a paralegal? A physical therapist? A computer programmer? I can’t tell you what you’re interested in doing but I definitely think you should look beyond Raizel Reit, Bulka, Sara Schenirer, etc.

Good Luck!

~a~

kapusta,

The story was created around that fact, doesn’t mean the story is true

~a~

btw, kapusta, no, i was not on onlysimchas but good try!

~a~

So yes, anonymisss is a kallah!!!

~a~

Hey guys! Summer vacation’s over! Guess who’s back??!!

~a~

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The truth is that there is nothing noble in being superior to somebody else. The only real nobility is in being superior to you former self! -Whitney Young

~a~

I like this thread!!

~a~

Speaking about chutzpat, kilobear, that last one reminds me of a text I got before Pesach regarding birchas hachame.

A kid was acting up and his father threatened him saying if you don’t behave, I won’t take you tomorrow morning to birchas hachama. The kid answered, “If you’re not nice to me, I won’t take you next time!”

~a~

I heard they found leukemia. Anyone know if it’s true?

~a~

heat up pizza with an iron

~a~

aussie, <blink, blink> wow! nice to see ya!! Everything ok? Hope being busy means good things;)

~a~

mepal, you got your wish! (well, at least one of them)

~a~

hey, moish, you’re family’s goin to lakewood for the summer? You can hook up with aussie!

~a~