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Shticky guy, you never know…
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Stole my brother’s candy and when he asked if I took it, I lied.
good 1 toi, i like it! now heres mine i hope you guys like it:)
I am walking down the street
upon whom do u think i meet?
a friend of mine,
who said she was quite fine.
i walk away with my feet!
now i know it’s not as good as the rest of yours but i’m getting there, i really am!!!
ootinny i love your posts. they’re great and i always look 4ward 2 them :)(i’m not just saying this because you wanted people to mention ur name, i really mean it 🙂
nice one whole wheat!
mods what are u saying about my other post that i have 57 posts? what does that mean
I was noting that you had posted 57 times so far. It was a response to why you weren’t being mentioned as a favorite poster. I noted that it is quite normal since you are relatively new. We welcome you and enjoy your posts.
what are the bold letters doing under my post? i didnt write that!
That is us. The mods. We swoop down from on high and write whatever we think is funny. -95
HOW COME NOBODY LIKES MY POSTS EXCEPT FOR ME? im insulted! (just kidding i dont make such great remarks).
Also, you have 57 posts. You make very good posts but we need some time. -95
this is a hilarious joke called
HOW TO CALL THE POLICE WHEN YOU’RE OLD AND DON’T MOVE FAST ANYMORE.
George Philips, an elderly man from michigan was going up to bed when his wife told him that she left on the lights in the garden shed which she could see from the bedroom window. george opened the back door to go and turn off the light when he saw people moving in the shed stealing things.
he phoned the police who asked him, is there anyone in your house?
George answered no, but there were people moving around in his shed stealing from me.
then the police dispatcher said ” all patrols are busy. you should lock your doors and windows and a police car will come by when it is available.”
George said okay thank you very much.
he hung up the phone and then counted to 30. then he picked up the receiver and dialed the police again.
“hello i just called a few seconds ago because there were people stealing things from my shed. but dont worry i shot them and killed them and the dogs are eating them right now.” and he hung up.
within 5 minutes 6 police cars, a SWAT team, a helicopter, 2 fire trucks, a paramedic and an ambulance showed up at the Philips residence, and caught the burglars red handed.
one of the policemen said to george i thought you said you shot them!
George answered, I THOUGHT YOU SAID THERE WAS NOBODY AVAILABLE!!!!
good joke huh? i heard it from a friend
thats funny
Amen. thank you for your encouraging words.
ronrsr, there is no such thing as coincidence. obviously hashem is giving us a message that we had better do teshuvah. elul is almost here!
this is a story i heard: a woman was walking down the street with her newborn baby when she met a friend of hers. her friend looked in the carriage and said your baby is the ugliest baby i’ve ever seen! the woman was so angry, surprised and sad that such a close friend of hers said such a thing. when she came into her house later on her husband saw that something troubled his wife today. he asked her, whats the matter? so she said “so and so insulted my baby and said he was the ugliest baby she ever saw!” he looked at his wife and burst out laughing. his wife looked out him like he fell from the moon. he said dont worry your friend just said that because she was jealous that she didnt have such a beautiful baby as us.
so watch your words and be careful about what you say!
this story did not happen to me i just read it in a book.
me, goq, the wolf, popa and adorable. the rest of you are also great, dont worry.
no i think they said that the hurricane was gonna start saturday nite and continue till sunday nite so im not sure if you should go. i would advise you NOT to go for your own safety.
yea its probably fake. nothing to worry about
why is it not tznius? so they spend a few extra seconds deciphering what it says. that’s how everyone is probably gonna spell in the future, so why not prepare now?
another name u got another vote! that idea sounds terrific!
my sister had twin boys and my other sister had a baby boy 5 months after. mazel tov!!
it’s not really okay to do it but if you wanna you shouldn’t chew really loudly so the whole neighborhood can hear you. you should chew softly and maybe take 1 piece of gum not the whole box. hope this helps!
nafsheinu is an amazing orchestra! we used it for my siblings weddings and i’ve heard them play at other weddings! they are an amazing band!
happy bday goq and many more!
venuzuala
i have never even heard of these things in my life!!
i will keep gefen in mind for my tefilos, thanx so much for posting.
i dont have one all my color war breakouts were very stupid and boring!!
My cleaning lady sometimes does that also. it doesn’t really bother me because right afterwords i know that she will get straight back to work. even while she is calling or texting she is working. if it bothers you, you can go over to her and ask her to please stop and continue her conversations when she is over for the day. hope it helps!
playing with kids, reading, eating hot chips( or any kind of nosh really) or playing on the computer! thats my idea of having a grand old time! oh and of course playing with friends!!!
hm what should i do
i cant think of any ideas
my mind is so blank (if that makes sense!)
It’s not emergency its a merchant a chief i dont know where emergency came from
It’s a merchant, a chief or a merchant at sea, but i never heard of emergency.
Get a good book and read a couple chapters. Make sure that ur room is dark and its calm. that always gets me to sleep. it’s very helpful.
Lev Tahor has some amazing songs and they’re all really beautiful and mostly fast. Other suggestions would be Shwekey, Dovid Gabay, Michoel Pruzansky. They all have great music selections. You should try those out.