24- ???? ?? ???-? ruled for 24 years (Melachim aleph 16:33)

24- the shevatim with their twins?

WRONG E-MAIL ADDRESS

This one is priceless….A lesson to be learned from typing the wrong email address!!!!

A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a

particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier.

Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their

travel schedules. So, the husband left Minnesota and flew to Florida on Thursday, with his wife flying down the following day.

The husband checked into the hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an email to his wife. However, he accidentally left out one letter in her email address, and without realizing his error, sent the email.

Meanwhile, somewhere in Houston , a widow had just returned home from her husband’s funeral. He was a minister who was called home to glory following a heart attack.

The widow decided to check her email expecting messages from relatives and friends. After reading the first message, she screamed and fainted.

The widow’s son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read:

To: My Loving Wife

Subject: I’ve Arrived

Date: October 16, 2009

I know you’re surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now and you are allowed to send emails to your loved ones. I’ve just arrived and have been checked in.

I’ve seen that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow.

Looking forward to seeing you then!!!! Hope your journey is as

uneventful as mine was.

P.S. Sure is hot down here

zk,

Why must it be a chilul Hashem? One’s vice could be overeating, procrastinating, going to sleep too late…

wb

don’t have it…what’s Mr. Mendlowitz’s quote?

24- The 24th and last letter of the Greek alphabet is “Omega,” meaning “the end”

24- Septillion has 24 zeros

24- Chromium has an atomic number of 24

24- 24 karat gold

24- the sum of twin primes (11+13)

24- is the smallest number that has 8 divisors (1,2,3,4,6,8,12,&24)

Remember to include a personalized card

I’ve been a juror in criminal cases in the past…

The biggest difference between murder and manslaughter is the intention in the mind of the killer. Murder is when the perpetrator successfully kills someone, whereas manslaughter is a terrible outcome of an unintentional action. (there is unintentional & intentional manslaughter, but that’s not part of the question posed)

First degree murder is premeditated.

Justifiability is the difference between criminal homicide and homicide (self-defense, etc.)

I’m new, so I didn’t start many threads, but besides the jokes, games, & other threads, I absolutely loved Shticky’s

Real Estate for Sale-Great Price.

It was quite funny.

http://www.theyeshivaworld.com/coffeeroom/topic/real-estate-for-sale-great-price

Wolf,

Go to google, click “More,” then click Translate;

although I must tell you, sometimes it translates into sheer gibberish.

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23- Yirmiyahu reprimands B”Y that he has been warning them for 23 years about improving their behavior (Yirmiyahu 25:3)

23- Yehoachaz was 23 when he ruled J-m (Melachim bais 23:31)

23- Tola ben Puah judged for 23 years (Shoftim 10:2)

23-23 & the digits 2 & 3 are all primes

23 is a prime number (ok, I love math)

80

Funny.

And accurate.

Goq,

Saying Tehillim is whining?

22- Amon (Menashe’s son) ruled J-m when he was 22 (Divrei Hayamim bais 34:21)

22- Yeravam ruled 22 years (Melachim aleph 14:20)