ZeesKite- “Count me out – I don’t post here!”

Then u must be an im-poster 😉

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& I know for a fact that there is some of your school’s staff on here.

Bpt is correct.

Btw, I happen to have known the Birns personally (your school was named for the wife), a very special couple that went through the war.

ah’s told ya to axe faw a buck

naht axe faw a bike

_Jimmah from Geojah’s preachuh

“trying to figure out the yichus of a rock…”

the rock’s yichus is that Hashem made it…besides, Hashem is compared to a rock ??? ???? ????, ??? ???? ?????, etc.

Now look at that rock in a different way!

There’s a great story how Hashem puts a rock in front of all of us (difficult obstacles) which we need to “push” in order to strengthen our muscles…

“Don’t question his judgment or integrity.”

Are you kidding? We believe in ??? ?????, helping refine ?????.

http://www.theyeshivaworld.com/coffeeroom/topic/how-to-treat-your-husband/page/2

I finished the cheesecakes myself,

Stopped counting after the eleventh, no-twelfth!

Oy vay my poor waistline

Went down by the wayside

Ich darf dem Aibishter’s heilige helph!

Ask your chacham for advice.

(I know of a case where the older didn’t give permission…neither of the 2 sisters ended up getting married)

“Crisis? why is everything a Crisis?”

The OP meant “creases” and was concerned with the irony, I mean, ironing

I know a frum guy who stopped dating for 5 years to get the counseling that he needed.

He deserves a lot of credit.

And he got married shortly thereafter.

We read in ????? ??? that when Boaz sees Ruth at his feet, he says in 4:11-4:13 that (paraphrasing) my daughter, don’t be afraid. Whatever you say, I’ll do. I’m a redeemer, but there’s a closer redeemer. Stay the night. In the morning, if he’ll redeem you, fine. Otherwise I’ll redeem you. Lie down till the morning.

The ?? ??? ?? says that these are not only Boaz’s words but also Hashem’s!

Hashem says to Am Yisrael: Stay through the long night of ????. Don’t ever give up, for morning will surely come. And when morning comes, you have a closer redeemer, your own ????? ?????? ?????. Perhaps they’ll be enough to redeem you when ???? comes.

But if not ch”v, if you’ve been loyal to Hashem, then Hashem Himself will be your redeemer and do not be afraid!

“This problem does not exist in Villiamburg, Munroe or New Square since women there don’t drive.”

The challenge is with entering/exiting the vehicle, regardless if from the driver’s or passenger’s seat.

You would probably advocate women not leaving the kitchen altogether to alleviate the tznius issue…

-Perek 23 of Tehilim is said by Shalosh Seudos

-23 Tishray is Simchas Torah in chutz la’aretz

-Mesechtos Makos has 23 dapim (excluding daf alef!)

-On the 23rd day of Sivan the second letters were sent out by Mordechai and Esther in the name of Achashveirosh

-Yirmiyahu reprimands B”Y that he has been warning them for 23 years about improving their behavior (Yirmiyahu 25:3)

-On the 23rd day of the 7th month, Shlomo sent B”Y back home, happy for the good fortune that Hashem showed him, David, & all B”Y (Divrei Hayamim bais 7:10)

-Tola ben Puah judged for 23 years (Shoftim 10:2)

-During King Yehosh’s 23rd year of reign,he had Yehoyada fix the problem of bedek haBayis (Melachim bais, 12:7)

-Yehoachaz was 23 when he ruled J-m (Melachim bais 23:31)

-gm’ of ???, we daven to Hashem for forgiveness as a Father

-gm’ of ??? ??, Hashem is our Father

“It is precisely that-Rus’ tznius-that impressed Boaz.”

AND her incredible chesed.

My job search (email)

1. My first job was working in an Orange Juice factory,

but I got canned. Couldn’t concentrate.

2. Then I worked in the woods as a Lumberjack,

but just couldn’t hack it, so they gave me the axe.

3. After that, I tried being a Tailor,

but wasn’t suited for it — mainly because it was a sew-sew job.

4. Next, I tried working in a Muffler Factory,

but that was too exhausting.

5. Then, tried being a Chef – figured it would add a little spice to my life,

but just didn’t have the thyme.

6. Next, I attempted being a Deli Worker,

but any way I sliced it…. couldn’t cut the mustard.

7. My best job was a Musician,

but eventually found I wasn’t noteworthy.

8. I studied a long time to become a Doctor,

but didn’t have any patience.

9. Next, was a job in a Shoe Factory.

Tried hard but just didn’t fit in.

10. I became a Professional Fisherman,

but discovered I couldn’t live on my net income.

11. Managed to get a good job working for a Pool Maintenance Company,

but the work was just too draining.

12. So then I got a job in a Workout Center,

but they said I wasn’t fit for the job..

13. After many years of trying to find steady work,

I finally got a job as a Historian – until I realized there was no future in it.

14. My last job was working in Starbucks,

but had to quit because it was the same old grind.

15. SO, I TRIED RETIREMENT

AND I FOUND I’M PERFECT FOR THE JOB!

Blabla,

I am reading the pain in your words above

Know that the readers here are sending much love

I know that you’re feeling much pain right now

But know that in due time this will pass somehow

You write your post so eloquently

You exhibit good qualities so poignantly

For despite the deep pain that you feel

And even though you feel like a fifth wheel

You look up for guidance from the One Above

Who no doubt looks at His child with abounding love

He wants the absolute best for you

And growing pains is what you describe & need to go through

Just know that at the end of this whole process

You will know WHO YOU ARE and achieve personal success

In the meantime, you write that you feel all alone

Try then to pick up a tehillim or get to the phone

Just be careful of your negative self-talk that you do

It is something that can depress & paralyze you

Just as you wouldn’t put a treif item to your lips

Don’t allow negative, destructive thoughts, even in drips

When you feel yourself putting yourself down

Know it’s a treif thought that causes a sad frown

Don’t allow a morsel of tarfus into your mind

You will then not feel so undermined.

Catch yourself doing something nice

Write what you’re grateful for, not once, but twice

Keep paper nearby to catch every word

And you’ll soon see-you’re not anyone’s nerd!

Keep seeing the glass as half full

Retrain your brain to see what’s plentiful

With flying colors you’ll surely pass this test

We’re rooting for you, & we wish you all the best!

thanks, DY

Am Yisrael is considered the Kallah & Hashem is the Choson on ??????. We are engaged on Pesach, we have a countdown (countup, technically) till the wedding date, & the ksuba is all the promises of how Hashem will take care of us. Our wedding gift is the Torah. Priceless. Timeless.

Some find it easier to see it as a recommitment & renewal of wedding vows.

Wishing everyone once again a wonderful, committed relationship.

any update?

On Pesach, we are limited with what we may eat.

On Succos, we are limited where we may eat.

On Shavuos, we can have our (cheese)cake & eat it, too,

But then it lasts only a day or two!

So make the best of it & don’t waste a minute!

Stay up all night learning, put your whole heart in it 🙂

“Mazel tov to am yisrael chai, who has managed to keep his secret until now.”

It’s hardly been a secret. Dz has been making sure everyone keeps the correct countdown (count up, actually) till the great event.

And you could have read some of the culinary delights being prepared by some for days now 🙂

“Is it ever permissible NOT to learn?”

I guess you’ve never had to deal with a niftar, baruch Hashem.

(Btw, some hold not to learn on the night of Dec 25 &

some hold not to learn textually inside tanach from tzais to chatzos.)

There are other exceptions.

Think of mitz-RA-yim, mil-fa-NE-cha, she-tar-gi-LAY-nu, bi-so-ra-SE-cha, vi-sig-mi-LAY-nu,vi-har-chi-KAY-nu, mal-KAY-nu, nish-BA-ti, a-vo-SAY-nu, u-si-NAY-nu, may-AH-yin, KO-ach, ay-NAH-yim, MAH-yim, miz-BAY-ach, ash-RAY-nu, ZEH-ra, ya-RAY-ach, NEH-tzach, ma-TZA-sah, ha-li-LU-kah…