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karp, papa, apps, okra, kappa, pops, paps, kapparo!
koillel101
“AYC- I was roaring over some of these! Keep it up and give us more!!
Pppllleeeaaassseee?????????!!!!!?????????”
Wow, koillel101, thanks for the feedback!
kapusta
If she thought you were nuts for wishing her a good day, then it’s quite clear here who exactly is the one who may be nuts…
I think it’s a great chinuch for kids when the parents apologize.
It teaches kids
-to apologize themselves
-that chinuch is not a matter of “do as I say, not as I do”
-that people can make mistakes and make amends
-they can accept themselves and others, even if they are not perfect
-to self-reflect upon their OWN behaviors
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Rav Hanan Porat Passes Away, BDE
YT
Did your rav speak to your doctor?
Sometimes a rav allows one to take a specific number of teaspoons of liquid every seven minutes or so and it’s still considered fasting if the rav paskens as such
Be honest using the “I” message, let her know how it bothered you. It will be easier to forgive if you feel she gets it.
“while denying that she ever did anythibng to me”-
Then why would she be asking for mechila?
“c’mon it was just a joke”-
A joke is NEVER a joke when it comes at the other’s expense
😀 😀 😀 😀
cuz I felt like it!
🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂
can’t think of another word that fits the pattern.
rhythm doesn’t work either
ok, m?
you two are no twins in personality 🙂
aries,
any updates?
I hadn’t heard that he was going to be imminently deported.
In fact, the last bochur didn’t have a major celebration in E”Y out of respect for this bochur who is still incarcerated.
Bezalel,
Completely agree with you.
The mods say that they do edit and remove parts of a post, but many times they delete the ENTIRE post… don’t know why this entire OP was removed the following day…
whoa, seedys and gr8!!
This may not be in Webster’s, but how about this word:
KAPPAROS
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Let’s say your voice says you’re fat
Does that mean you are less than all that?
You still have greatness inside
Your talent and warmth can’t hide
That’s why with you, we all like to chat!
mg, you’re the Queen of organization
Probably in the whole entire nation
But notes in which to dip?
I prefer chumus with my chip!
Unless I was plotzing with starvation -??? ?????
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myrrh?
Just finished tutoring a guy for the CLEP in college math.
It’s called college math, but the material is mostly elementary and high school level. So don’t worry.And 50 is passing!
Mark your exam date on your calendar, give yourself several days beforehand to take practice tests, then divide the total number of math pages by the number of days remaining (excluding Shabbos and yom tov) and check off each calendar day as you complete the set pages.
There are also tutorials online on different topics if you ever get stuck on one.
Treat the other subjects the same way.
Enjoy the ride learning about Hashem’s world! It’s really fascinating!
You are correct, happiest. The rav of a very frum Aguda shul in Brooklyn.
I mentioned this fact that R Reisman instituted daily Tehillim because the tone of the OP seemed to be that frum people don’t care as much about the non-frum ch”v.
And R Reisman is quite frum…
I would imagine the OP is projecting his own prior issues between the two lifestyles into the CR, although this alleged discrimination is non-existent in this situation as illustrated above.
It might be more beneficial and healing for the OP to tackle the source of his prior issues.
Why, blinky, I sure am vexed
For I thought Yom Kippur is next
Rosh Hashana just passed
And Succos comes last
Why’dya get me all perplexed?!
tarp, carp, teen, rate, race,
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SG
Look immediately to the right of the thread’s title above.
Currently there are 103 posts, including this one…
YT,
Where did your other thread go?
I was going to post a vort I read on R”H about adding a hay…
MR
could you include the alphabet, omitting the used letters?
TIA
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There are shuls which have been saying Tehillim for Gilad Shalit for years now, including Rabbi Reisman’s.
Every day.
Completing all 150.
And beginning again.
Uh, MIXING?? Sitting by your desk taking an exam?
Ok then, I hope you don’t EVER go on a plane for all that MIXING.
question??
Uh, that’s not an argument.
I went and it was SO the opposite of “spiritually destructive” and I hear no valid argument here why you claim it is…
Unless I missed, the ONE poster who participated said that her kids shouldn’t go as they didn’t learn enough to participate.
The people here who say that it’s spiritually inappropriate are the ones who weren’t in it!
How is learning spiritually inappropriate??? Or perhaps the HOLY LAND isn’t spiritual enough? Now how about LEARNING in the HOLY LAND???
That’s SOOO spiritually uplifting.
A great experience.
“Trust me, I am no trooper. I’m just trying to stay positive.
Trust me, trying to stay positive under challenging circumstances makes you a trooper in my book.
Look at what our resident ill person is busy with..kloring the davening!
Mi k’amcha Yisrael!
Pardon me, toi, but I am a poster with first hand knowledge and don’t recall saying such a thing.
I thought it was an absolutely wonderful experience.
The first part is taking a test in your home area- I would have to imagine most people here have done that. So why not start off here and take it one day at a time.
If your deliberation is what happens if Bekitzur wins and gets to travel to E”Y to take a test, what a gift! And spiritually uplifting! (She can go with an adult.)
Her teachers who know her are advising her to participate.
To me it’s a no-brainer.
You are going through this like such a trooper, YT.
Thanks for keeping us updated.
Was literally just thinking about you when you posted!
Remember to discuss with your rav about fasting or if you should do the halachic fasting with medication.
And about tfillin on your right arm temporarily if you still have the picc line in your left arm.
Feel better!
reread your post, adorable, and you’ll figure out why you are such an inspiration.
“So… who is the twin?!”
There are quite a few of those Blocked sisters here…
You need to figure out the captcha somehow, or it won’t let it go through.
It will keep changing the characters until you get it, so keep trying! Or get someone there to help (usually a little kid finds this to be easy, so hold on to your ego ;))
pact, area, penne, create, crane, crepe, crape, repent, trace, reap, pear, pare, rapt, cart, tear, near, pent, pacer, pence,
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Puns for Educated Minds
1. The fattest knight at King Arthur’s round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.
2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian .
3. She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still.
4. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class, because it was a weapon of math disruption.
5. No matter how much you push the envelope, it’ll still be stationery.
6. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for
littering.
7. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blown apart.
8. Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.
9. A hole has been found in the Capital wall. The police are looking into it.
10. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
11. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
12. Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said to the other: ‘You stay here; I’ll go on a head.’
13. I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.
14. A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said: ‘Keep off the Grass.’
15. The midget fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.
16.The soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a
seasoned veteran.
17. A backward poet writes inverse.
18.In a democracy, it’s your vote that counts. In feudalism, it’s your count that votes.
19. When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion.
20.If you jumped off the bridge in Paris, you’d be in Seine .
21.A vulture boarded an airplane, carrying two dead raccoons. The
stewardess looked at him and said, ‘I’m sorry, sir, only one carrion allowed per passenger.’
22. Two fish swim into a concrete wall. One turns to the other and says, ‘Dam!’
23.Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft. Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can’t have your kayak and heat it too.
24.Two hydrogen atoms meet. One says, ‘I’ve lost my electron.’ The
other says, ‘Are you sure?’ The first replies, ‘Yes, I’m positive.’
25.Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocain during a root canal? His goal: transcend dental medication.
26.There was the person who sent ten puns to friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.
One needs both preparation and davening.
They are not mutually exclusive.
We see this all over Tanach.
BTW, the advice and jokes above are really good!
“I am gonna cry so no more talking about it.”
The ???? ???? are open, cry with a Tehillim and may Hashem answer your pleas.